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User:ProgrammerTroll/Corky
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Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo or by his real name Ryan Fester is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive YouTube lolcow. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a YouTube video or paying a public access TV channel (Access Humboldt) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles Rootfag in 10 years the future after his mom kicks him out of the house, still unemployed living in a van, Still in need of a Dental Plan and of course still on disability. He is currently living in his van (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an actor in Hollywood.
Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for Arcata City Council he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist.” Then after specularly loosing that election he got busted by the police for eating $2.50 in salami nuggets and refusing to play. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" [Faggot|after his favorite actor]] Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from Life Goes On who also has Down syndrome.
Youtube History
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After getting kicked out of yet another apartment a youtube user took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some jew gold off youtube by becoming a partner but videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls.
Thats Slander! I Sue You!
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Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up, Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera he tried filing DMCA's and lulsuits to get the videos taken down, After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed.. They're still up.
100 Days of Failure
On January 18 2010 Corky an announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success, Unfortunately none of these included loosing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality.
1. Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show.
2. Go to the gym..
3. Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid.
4. Finish a script for a movie.
5. "Networking" aka not being a creepy homeless guy.
6. Learn video editing.
7. Get a website setup.
8. Get an acting resume.
9. Get the van fixed.
10. Get a kindle.
11. Get into an acting school.
12. "Learn Comedy" (not unintentional)
13. Get a license for the van
14. Get a place to live (not his van)
All of which except going to the gym he still hasn't done to this day.
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Alleged Pedophilia
Dox
His Names and Aliases : Originally Ryan Fester now Nick Bravo Aliases TheRealNickBravo , NickBravoLives
His license plate #: 1HMJ214
His current parking location
Northridge California 18600 Devonshire Street Northridge, CA 91324-1309, United States (818) 832-1600
His Current Gym (LA fitness)
18679 Devonshire Street Northridge, CA 91324, United States (818) 832-5496
The local police in Northridge:
City of La Devonshire Police 10250 Etiwanda Ave Northridge, CA 91325 (818) 832-3275
His Youtube Channel : NickBravoLies
His Blawg : http://nickbravolives.wordpress.com/
Sources
http://www.arcataeye.com/2010/03/salami-nuggets-siren-song-seduces-bravo-–-march-6-2010/
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