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Mandaxface is an attention whore of the highest caliber on MySpace. Not only does she have a Myspace with over 9000 friends, she has a "personal" and THREE backup Myspaces. Her numerous online friends are to make up for her lack of friends IRL. Mandaxface only has two IRL friends, Delicious and her clown boyfriend. She will most likely die alone.

History

"Hates bagels" huh?
I is up in ur myspace loggin ur keys =O
"This shirt makes me old-school"

Manda is a 16 year old. She was born (she has existed only since the creation of myspace) as the template for every other myspace user evar. She's also sXe, a vegetarian (but she hates bagels in spite of the fact that everyone loves bagels), and a PETA whore. In Spring 2007 she set up a petition to stop chicken cruelty at KFC and also made a thread in her High School Myspace Forums. The thread turned into 82 pages of flaming, and she got KFC buckets dumped on her lawn. Oh lawdy!

She fears becoming a fatty and often resorts to Plan B. Manda tried to convince everyone she was not a bulimic toilet hugger by posting pictures of her barf on Myspace with the caption "I'm not Bulimic".

Manda is quite aware of this article. In typical attention whore fashion, it makes her wet with desire at the fact that even more people are reading about her. Either that or the cunt-blisters burst again. One day, when the internets implode in a flood of 404 days and 404 nights, she will realise that nobody really likes her and will become the second an heroine!

Drama

Clearly a weaboo faggot.
Oh Jesus! It's sitting next to me!
Could he be ANY more ghey?

One of Manda's many Myspace friends, another emo 16 year old girls (aren't they all?) named I Lost Myself In A War Against This World had the following to say about this article:

   
 
"WTF!!!!!!!

Who The Hell Fucking Did That. Manda I Will Fucking kill Whoever Wrote That Shit About long cat!!!! OMFG! That Omg You Have No Clue, Im Gonna Fucking Kill Someone. WOW Someone WOw. Someone Has Something Coming To Them. Do You Kno0w Who Did It??? I bet it was pedobear! FIND OUT!!"
 


 
 

I Lost Myself In A War Against The World, taking vague into extremes

Adding later..

   
 
"long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

Not Beat Up. RAPE! lmao Yeah Read This Shit Plzzz YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!! Dumb Hoe's."
 


 
 

I Lost Myself In A War Against The Food, in desperate need of some basic grammar skills

It is apparent that "I Lost Myself In A War Against The Flab" would be unable to murder her way out of an English classroom, let alone have the lingustic skill to find names and addresses in a phonebook.


See Also

Myspace:

Other Shit:

  •  mandaxface - Just search up "scene" and "emo" in her tweets. She's still on this crap two decades later.
  • mandaxface


AIM: RONNIEXC0R3 !!!! If that screen name is wrong use:
AIM: monster mash x0, zcsuiter

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