Featherfag

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	“	angry birds equals angry sex	„

Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of furfaggotry that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own shitty art of what they think an ostrich should look like. One of the specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Due to thinking about nothing but sexy pigeon ass, these birdfuckers haven't realized that birds have no breasts. This should be no surprise, as all furries have failed 9th grade biology.

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Another strange addition that stems from their aspergers is when they draw the birds WITHOUT FEATHERS. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Featherfags are notorious for their complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the anatomy of their beloved animals. They draw their Creations with feet that are only human feet but colored differently, their hands are sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD? Similar to how all furries are obsessed with pokemon and how all bronies are to ponies, featherfags' favorite targets are Falco from starfox and Mordecai from The Regular Show.

When exploring the gallery of a typical featherfag, one should expect the following:

a human body with a bird head tacked on
Bird tits
"feathers" that resemble fur or skin
porn of even the most hideous of bird species.

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Examples of faggotry About missing Pics

Wow! such amazing art skills!
Here come the pain...
An example of the aforementioned feather/winglessness.
The person that made the tumblr page where most of these come from said that they were recently put in an institution. I can see why.
Of course there had to be BDSM in there sooner or later...

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Not even the Pokemon are safe.
The gay porn was sure to show up soon as well.
It wouldn't be faggotry without a little rape...
Featherfag genderbending transformation fetish.
Moar gay feather smut.
EVEN MOAR!
This was # 271 in a 1,000,000 photo gallery! You couldn't MAKE this shit up if you tried!
What the fuck is that?!
DAT ASS.
Look at it, sick fuck, LOOK AT IT!
Some shitty excuse for a fursona.
The end result.
Another reaction from a bird reading this article.
Stay the fuck away from brazil.
Damn, those featherfucks really like bukake...
Because nothing's more attractive than a naked anthropomorphic bird protesting SOPA.
A featherfag's version of a dildo.
A featherfucker's wet dream.
WTF?!
; ;_;
She's got those dark, dark secrets, and those green, green eyes...
The goggles! They do nothing!
It's even done in the style of My Little Pony...Be vewy, vewy afwaid.
Most likely something Gegabyte would fap to...
Yet another reason to hate 4chan.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
"I pity the cunt who stands in my way!"
I seriously hope you guys don't fap to this...
Rather tame compared to everything else...
For the love of god! Just kill yourselves already.

How to troll

invite them to KFC
Tell them that a bird's beak can inflict as much damage as a dog bite [1]
Post pictures of dead birds

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