Hover hand
Hot wimmenz can be very repulsed by kissless virgins such as yourself. The Hover hand is an example of the pitiful nerd's socially awkward behavior: a coping mechanism for their hopeless desire to interact with a society that despises and oppresses them. The motivation behind the hover hand may be a fear of breaching perceived social boundaries, or violation of the friend zone protocols; however it is more likely that they realize that their overweight bodies, socially awkward manner, deep psychological issues, strong 'I haven't bathed in a month' smell, obvious virginity, greasy neckbeards and failures in life are about as appealing to a woman as having sex with a nigger. The fact is, if you touch them they would call the cops. This retarded behavior is a physical demonstration of how basement dwellers are doomed to be forever alone.
The moral: women think you're creepy. Stay in your fucking basement.
- RAPE
- ARSON
- FACEBOOK STALKING
- DATE RAPE
- ALMOST RAPE
- MANNING THE FUCK UP
- Mr. Hands
- Get the fuck off this site and get a life, you little faggot!!!
- Playing cool video games like Half-Life or Black-Ops.
- Enjoying the game Dwarf Fortress
- Chronic Masturbation - For the love of God, let the hand hover.
- Drawing Sonichu Comics
- Minecraft
- Not Rape
- Posting in /b/
- Editing articles on this site
- Spending hours a day on WoW
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That's you in the middle.
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Hands hate Summer Glau -
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Apparently, the power of Christ doesn't compel you. -
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Hands hate Summer Glau. Wait a second. I see a trend. -
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HOVER HAND FAT LESBIAN EDITION -
HOVER HAND BOOB EDITION -
HOVERHAND LESBIAN EDITION -
Failure to Hover Hand can have immediate repercussions. -
HOVER HAND RON WEASLEY EDITION -
HOVER HAND MAVERICK EDITION -
Your friends all want to hover hand your mom -
German Edition -
Even Extreme Storm Chaser Reed Timmer does it. -
Like you ever wanted to touch your brother. Actually...
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