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Gökmen Tanis
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| Gökmen Tanis | |
| Born | July 2, 1981 (44 years old) |
| Nationality | Türk🐺
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| High Score | Killed 4, injured 6 |
| Top 50? | Fuck off |
| An Hero? | No, V& and stripped of citizenship |
| Occupation | Drug addict, criminal, etc. |
| Motive | Brenton Tarrant butthurt, Turkroach sexuality |
After Brenton Tarrant removed Kebab in New Zealand, butthurt, crying, and bawwing was incredibly widespread across the world, particularly amongst Sandniggers and leftists, but no one would be more of a fucking crybaby about the attacks than Gökmen Tanis☪, a Turkish-Dutch laborer who contributed tons to Dutch society, would get so butthurt about it he would stop his usual turkroach activities of Stealing, sexual harassment, doing drugs, praying to Allah, serving the Jews by replacing the native white population and jerking off to furry porn and actually do something about it, (Ignore the fact that Sunnis like him frequently kill infidels, Shias, and literally everyone around them on a daily basis)
Attack
Preparation
To prepare for his attack, Tanis legally purchased a semi-automatic pistol with a suppressor Gökmen Tanis launched his attack, writing a "Manifesto" first before hopping in his Renault Clio alongside and heading to the tram station to commit the massacre.
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Shooting
He then got on the tram with a suppressed pistol of undisclosed make and model. He got on the tram and shot 9 people, killing three of them and wounding six. Tanis then got out of the tram despite being completely capable of causing more damage because he was too much of a coward. As he walked out of the train, he shot an oldfag driving a car. This man would later die of his injuries on march 28. The area was put at a level 5 after the attack, since Gökmen had gotten away with it.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 With a suppressed pistol you did this shit? |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 it's a tram, learn to aim nigga |
| Style: | 15/20 Mudslime with a gun, incredibly rare in Europe |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 people paid attention for like 5 fucking seconds before going back to Tarrant |
| Bonus: | 1/20 faggot |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Aftermath
Tanis, despite getting away with it, would later get caught because he was jerking off to a dog stuck in a glue trap. This resulted in a standoff between Tanis and the glowies, which ended when Tanis surrendered to the police instead of becoming An hero and removing his autistic ass from the gene pool like a caring Mudslime would. Later, in 2020 he was sentenced to Life imprisonment with the possibility of parole, but he will be forced to leave the country if he ever is paroled due to his citizenship being taken away from him in a 2022 ruling. He also was in an engagement and thus was about to get married, and actually getting his fucking life together and he fucked it up at the last moment in honor of the 51 kebabs. Was it worth it, Cuckmen?
See also
- Islam - Why he did it
- Brenton Tarrant - why he Bawwwed
- Terrorism - What this is
- Tristan van der Vlis - a REAL Dutch high scorer, but only killed 2 more people despite having an AR-15, a 1911, and a .44 revolver
- Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks - Some more fuckers who were butthurt about the attack
- Furfag
- Drugs
- Aaron Bushnell, Ryan Routh- 2 other fuckwits who ended/ruined their lives respectively over some bullshit going on in a different country
External links
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Gökmen Tanis is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Gökmen Tanis is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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