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Nice Truck Attack 2016
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel | |
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Born | January 3, 1985 |
Died | July 14, 2016 (aged 31) |
Nationality: | Tunisian |
Highscore | Killed 86, injured 434 |
Top 50? | 1st!!!!1!!1! |
Style | Carmageddon, Need For Speed VR |
An Hero? | No; killed by police after refusing to show license and registration |
The Nice Truck Attack, a.k.a. Sandniggers in France II: Electric Boogaloo, was a successful attempt by an ISIS insurgent to top the Carmageddon leaderboard that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by Mohamed Salmene Lahouaiej-Bouhlel☪. The attack happened during Bastille Day in Nice, France where Bouhlel scored 86 confirmed kills and 434 injuries. ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do for pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, it is unconfirmed whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much Grand Theft Auto) who was playing IRL Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard.
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel was a 31-year-old immigrant from Tunisia, known to the Nice locals as a wife beater and well-hung homo who was known to participate in lemonparties and to cruise the local gym where he developed a reputation as a "big flirt" and a recreational drug user. Ediots speculate that Bouhlel, formerly an unreligious man, found Allah shortly after contracting AIDS from the local bathhouses, and that instead of spreading AIDS to the local fags as commanded by the Qu'ran, Bouhlel decided to attention whore his way past the pearly gates by shedding the blood of as many infidels as possible. By now, Bouhlel has discovered the error of his ways and has surely been denied his 72 virgins because there are no gay virgins.
Attack
Bouhlel decided to attack the city of Nice, after attempting to rape the citizenry of France only to discover that French women are overly willing sluts willing to put out to anyone with a hefty Arab cock. Naturally his backup plan involved shooting up a major city, but Paris was far too gay for the totally hetero trucker so he decided on Nice, simply because the city's name matched his nice guy personality. After the Paris attacks, Bouhlel found it difficult to obtain the weaponry needed to inflict mass damage to the citizenry so he decided to utilize a much more old-fashioned method of running a truck through a crowd of frogs celebrating their independence or something. This proved super effective, partly due to the truck providing some measure of protective armor against counter attacks from police and vigilantes and partly due to the guro factor to draw attention to his cause.
From inside his prison cell, Sir Anders was said to have shed a tear because Mohamed got a higher kill count than him using cruder methods. Breivik wasted years planning an overly elaborate attack, when he could have just driven a truck into a crowd and killed moar mudslimes and libruls.
Gameplay Footage
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Keep on Truckin'
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Gallery
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Bouhlel was a trucker, Muslim, and hunk. How much gay porno can it get?
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Nazis (EVIL!!!1) vs Mudslimes (perfectly peaceful -.-)
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Setting the record straight for you brain-dead leftists.
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Eurofags of the 3rd Millennia.
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Already a great DLC for Euro Truck Simulator!
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If only we had 80 people with trucks driving back,things would have been a hell of a lot different.
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Niceeeee
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Sir Anders. No longer number one. Not An Hero. But always OUR hero.
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 86/20 (434 injured) |
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Accuracy: | 16/20 |
Style: | 15/20 Trucking into action |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Could potentially start a war |
Bonus: | 15/20 Decent sequel to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 |
Islam Dindu Nuffin
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Bill Burr predicts the future
Sequel
Moar info: Breitscheidplatz.
On December 19th, 2016, another sandnigger decided to pull another vehicular rampage in Europe, this time in Berlin. Dude scored 12 frags and injured another 48 before the pigs cuffed him good.
See Also
External Links
- DailyStormer Article
- ROK Article
- Watch a Video of the entire thing here
- Five charged in connection with the attack. Anders Behring Breivik may yet retain the single player title!