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William Malet
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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WARNING:
With the French,
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| William Malet | |
| Born | March 30, 1953 (72 years old) |
| Nationality: | French 
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| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, attempted |
| Motive | Racism against Kurds |
William Malet 卐 is a French oldfag who, on December 23, 2022, decided to stop leeching off the pension system in France and make himself useful by deleting three Turkroaches from this Earth.
Background
Born 30 March 1953 at Paris, William's life was rather unremarkable, as he worked as a train driver and, like the majority of other mass shooters, didn't have any really romantic relationships. This didn't bother him since he considered himself asexual. At the time of the massacre, he was even living with his parents, at the age of 69.
The burglary
In 2016, as he was returning home, he suddenly encountered three sand niggers burglarizing his home. In response, William decided to attack them with a kitchen knife, stabbing two of them. Following this, the justice system decided to remind him that he does not live in the Jewnited States but in Eurocuckistant and prosecute HIM for stabbing his burglars, with the latter demanding 30,000 euros each in damages. According to William, it was this event that gave rise to a pathological hatred of foreigners in him.
First Gameplay
On December 8, 2021, pretending to be a jojjer he attacked a migrant camp with a saber injuring three migrants and toring down six tents while shouting "Death to migrants!" before being restrained by passerby. Initially, his victims were also charged for violence. William was then charged with racially motivated violence involving weapons.
| Kill count: | 0/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Only three injured |
| Style: | 5/20 Attack with an saber |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Nobody cared |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No bonus for you |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Second Gameplay
Normally, this story should have ended there. However, the court decided to release William on December 12, 2022, one year after his first attempt to the high score. On December 23, 2022, eleven days after his release, William went to the Turkish quarter of Paris armed with .45 Colt handgun and fired nine shots, killing three Turkroaches and wounding three others. He intended to commit suicide afterward, but he was disarmed and beaten beforehand.
On the same day of the massacre, Kurdes will peacefully manifest their discontent by chimping out all accross the streets of Paris. Because William was white, the justice system and the media will not label him a terrorist, which will of course infuriate liberals.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Half of his victims survived |
| Style: | 10/20 Mass shooter in his sixties |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Make libs cry because racism and had Kurdes riotting all over Paris |
| Bonus: | 20/20 + 20 points of bonus for your services grandpa. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
The glowiest part
Many people, including many members of the Kurdish community, believe that William was not a lone wolf but an agent sent by Turkey Government. Indeed, one his victims, Emine Kara was political activist who participated to several clashes against ISIS. Furthermore, at a moment just before committing his shooting, he went to a place off-camera for 1 minute before resuming his journey, which suggests the possibility of an accomplice.
Gallery
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William in happier times. -
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William playing Scrabble... -
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William just before the shooting. -
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When Alzheimer kick in. -
William during the shooting.
See Also
- William Atchison - The younger William.
- William Unek - The african William.
- Racism
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