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Phoenix Ikner
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Phoenix Ikner | |
| born | August 18, 2004 (21 Years old) as Christian Gunnar Eriksen |
| Nationality | Norwegian Immigrant 
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| Occupation | Special Olympics athlete |
| High Score | Killed 2, injured 6 (5 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | Hell no |
| An Hero? | Too retarded to |
| Motive | Christian Supremacy, Down Syndrome |
Phoenix Ikner† (Gamertag: Schutzstaffel卐) is a Fascist, athlete, and sufferer of Down Syndrome who, on April 17, 2025, Sperged out and went for the high score, likely due to having too much hate for the unbeliever and maybe just catching too severe of a case of mass shooting autism. He used 3 firearms, a Glock from his mommy (who was a cop for some reason), a Shotgun, and an unknown firearm.
Background
Phoenix had the most bizarre backstory of any mass shooter. He was born in Norway, immigrated to the US, and was even kidnapped at 11
See also
- Anders Behring Breivik a better example for what Norway has to offer
- Brenton Tarrant - his idol
- Jimmy Neutron
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting - another Florida school shooting
- Nazi
- Rickard Andersson - another retarded Scandinavian, did it right
External links
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Phoenix Ikner is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Blessed by God [+]
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Beliefs, Events, Traditions and Other Drama [+]
Abstinence • Anti-Semitism • Catholicism • Censorship • Christian Boy Love Forum • Christian forums • Christian furries • Christian Identity • Christian Spanking Blogs • Christian Teen Forums • Christmas • Church of Fudge • Conservapedia • Creationism • Easter • EQ2Flames • Ex-Gays • Genocide • God hates fags • GodJesus • Heaven • Homophobia • Hyldenism • Intelligent Design • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • Jesus is Hitler • Jesus is Savior • Jesus Tortilla • Luce • Mormonism • Objectiveministries • Pro-life • Purity Ball • Pussy Riot • Quiverfull • Rangerphiles • Raptor Jesus • Republicans • Slavery • Snopes • The Apocalypse • The Bible • The Crusades • The Holocaust • The KKK • The Rapture • The Spanish Inquisition • The Ten Commandments • The Thaw • Transphobia • Visions • Xxxchurch | |
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Pissing Off the Almighty [+]
Abortion • Bestiality • Black metal • Circumcision • Evolution • Homosexuality • Liberalism • Masturbation • Pornography • Satanism • Scientology • Suicide • Transgenderism | |
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Heathens [+]
Agnostics • Atheists • Fagnostics • Jews • Muslims • Nghtmrchld26 • Pagans • Robin Westman • Satan • Wiccans |
| Phoenix Ikner is part of a series on National Socialists Click topics to expand | |
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Schutzstaffel 卐 Ideologie, Tradition, Praxis, und Stolz 卐 Möchtegern-Nazis 卐 Feinde, Verräter, und verboten |
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