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Bullying [[IRL]] happens everywhere. When you're [[ginger|unpopular]], you become an easy target for those with more [[ | Bullying [[IRL]] happens everywhere. When you're [[ginger|unpopular]], you become an easy target for those with more [[dumbass|street smarts]] than you. If you are a [[retard]], an [[asspie]], a [[nigra]], a Jew, an [[azn]], a Arab, [[emo]], [[ginger]], or a [[white]] boy you are likely to become a victim of bullying. Basically, what happens is that you are often to be found [[ronery|alone]] with no one to talk to, and you get [[violence|beaten up]] by gangs of thugs who are stronger than you, [[Pussy|Even if there is six of them, and they're all twice the size of you]]. They may even [[an|steal your iPod]]. They may also call you "[[Bill Gates|Billy no-mates]]". | ||
[[Sceptre]] is well known to have been bullied. The [[Wikipedia Review]] has documented this well. | [[Sceptre]] is well known to have been bullied. The [[Wikipedia Review]] has documented this well. | ||
Revision as of 22:24, 22 August 2011
Bullying is the lulzworthy act of making a fool out of someone who is more exploitable than yourself; having fun at their expense. It can be done both IRL and on the internets, except that on the internets it is known as trolling unless you've got life in which case it is "cyberbullying" or "domestic terrorism." Bullying is responsible for making inferior people's lives utterly miserable, and for bringing great pleasure to the group carrying out the bullying. As such it is not only a great way to prove your superiority and fit in with your peer group, but you are likely inciting future Bill Gates, Thomas Jeffersons and Hitlers to take out their grudges against mankind by creating such atrocities as Windows, democracy, and World War II.
Bullying has been observed in human and animal societies for at least 100 years. It is suitable for people of all ages, from the cradle to the grave. It starts before children even enter school, and it still exists in adult workplaces; thank the lawd. Bullying is known to make people become an heroes, and as such is a good thing because it allows us to write new pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica about them.
IRL Bullying
Bullying IRL happens everywhere. When you're unpopular, you become an easy target for those with more street smarts than you. If you are a retard, an asspie, a nigra, a Jew, an azn, a Arab, emo, ginger, or a white boy you are likely to become a victim of bullying. Basically, what happens is that you are often to be found alone with no one to talk to, and you get beaten up by gangs of thugs who are stronger than you, Even if there is six of them, and they're all twice the size of you. They may even steal your iPod. They may also call you "Billy no-mates".
Sceptre is well known to have been bullied. The Wikipedia Review has documented this well.
—LamontStormstar | ||
—Nathan | ||
—LamontStormstar | ||
—Nathan | ||
Cyber Bullying
Since we all know that "cyber" is such a Web 1.0 word, the rest of this article only discusses cyberbullying in the shitty police state known as the UK, because like other Communist countries they're still catching up with the USA's capitalist ways 20 years after the collapse of the Berlin Wall. Only the British could be so fail that they can't block people or not look for videos of themselves being beat-up.
As described above, YouTube is an important tool in cyberbullying. People film fights on their mobile phones, then upload them to the site where they will stay for a long, long time because the incompetent mods cannot do shit about the videos. Extreme violence in such videos is called "happy slapping". The people who carry out such things are almost as bad as the people getting bullied, and there needs to be a new Holocaust for them for great justice and epic lulz.
Are You A Cyber Bully?
Ever wondered if you were bullying someone online? Often, people who are victims are also bullies. Before you feel too bad for yourself, take the quiz below to find if you too, are part of the cyberbullying problem! Rate yourself on the following point scale according to if, and how many times, you have done the below activities. Give yourself:
- 0 points if you’ve never done it.
- 1 point if you have done it once or twice.
- 2 points if you have done it 3-5 times.
- 3 points if you have done it more than 5 times.
Have you ever...
- Signed on with someone else’s screen name to gather info?
- Sent an e-mail or online greeting “card from someone’s account?
- Impersonated someone over IM or online?
- Teased or frightened someone over IM?
- Not told someone who you really are online?
- Forwarded a private IM conversation or e-mail without the permission of the other person?
- Changed your profile or away message designed to embarrass or frighten someone?
- Posted pictures or information about someone on a Web site without their consent?
- Created an Internet poll, either over IM or on a Web site, about someone without their consent?
- Used information found online to follow, tease, embarrass or harass someone in person?
- Sent rude or scary things to someone, even if you were just joking?
- Used bad language online?
- Signed someone else up for something online without their permission?
- Used an IM or e-mail address that looked like someone else’s?
- Used someone else’s password for any reason without their permission?
- Hacked into someone else’s computer or sent a virus or Trojan horse to them?
- Insulted someone in an interactive game room?
- Posted rude things or lies about someone online?
- Voted at an online bashing poll or posted to a guestbook saying rude or mean things?
Now calculate your total score:
0–5 Points: Cyber Saint
- Congratulations! You’re a cyber saint! Your online behavior is exemplary! Keep up the good work!
6-10 Points: Cyber Risky
- Hey, you’re not perfect, but few people are. Chances are you haven’t done anything terrible and were just having fun. Try not to repeat your offensive behaviors though. Keep in mind the pain that your fun might be causing others!
11-18 Points: Cyber Sinner
- Your online behavior needs to be improved! You have done way too many cyber no-no’s! Your practices are dangerous, wrong, and punishable! Try to be clean up that cyber record of yours!
- Put on the brakes and turn that PC/MAC/text-messaging device around! You are in bad bad trouble! Now you need to sign off and think about where that little mouse of yours has been clicking before serious trouble results for you and/or your victim(s), if it hasn’t happened already!
Victims of Bullying
How to handle being bullied
- 1. Stop whining. It only makes their penises harder.
- 2. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!
- 3. Get a gun. And ammo. Lots of ammo. (I'd go for a 'phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range'.)
- 4. Face your tormentor and as many of their closest friends as possible. Don't forget to bring your little friend along.
- 5. Point gun at their faces.
- 6. Obey them voices!
- 7. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
- 8. "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" (Did you forget something?)
- 9. Just don't pay attention to it. Seriously, why should you care if some 35-year-old basement dweller calls you a gay? (Look at it this way: from his point of view, you're getting some from the same sex, and that still counts. Mister 35-year-old virgin, on the other hand, will never get ANY, from either sex.) You've got better things to do with your time.
- 10. During brief periods of not being bullied, use this expertly crafted flash game to practice your anti-cyberbullying skillzes. http://www.mcgruff.org/Games/cyberbully.php
See also
- FBCM
- INTERNET HATE MACHINE
- An Hero - Possibly the best option for any victim.
- Columbine
- Internet Tough Guy
- ChildLine - You're only way to confide in others, which will inadvertently fail anyway.
- LOL EDUCATING FAGGOTS
External Links
- Prevention is unstoppable against the wrath of Anon
- If you Lol then you're a part of it.
- A haven of anti-lulz.
