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Our Prophet's story began in [[Before the internets|1982]] when an nigress yet again failed at her abortion. He later got 2 misdemeanors in 2002 and 2005, a record low for [[black|13/50s]]. He joined the army in 2009 to troll [[Afghanistan]]. He converted to [[Islam|pisslam]] some time before the attack. | Our Prophet's story began in [[Before the internets|1982]] when an nigress yet again failed at her abortion. He later got 2 misdemeanors in 2002 and 2005, a record low for [[black|13/50s]]. He joined the army in 2009 to troll [[Afghanistan]]. He converted to [[Islam|pisslam]] some time before the attack. | ||
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Revision as of 22:59, 1 January 2025
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On January 1st, 2025, as some new orleans people were celebrating 2025, a rusty ol' buck named Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar☪ discovered that Allah wanted him to kill some colonizers to avenge some brothas. He did this by renting out a Fully electric F-150 style assault truck and driving out to the Jew Year's party and ran everybody over. He killed 15 people and Injured 36, 2 of them being Kikes.
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| Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar | |
| Born: | October 26, 1982 |
| Died: | January 1, 2025 (age 42) |
| Nationality: | Basketball American 
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| Occupation: | Technology specialist |
| Style: | Carmageddon/Fps, single player |
| High score | Killed 10, injured 25+ |
| Top 50? | 24th
{{Ibrow|An Hero?| no |
| Motive | snackbar, Nigga Nationalism |
Background
Our Prophet's story began in 1982 when an nigress yet again failed at her abortion. He later got 2 misdemeanors in 2002 and 2005, a record low for 13/50s. He joined the army in 2009 to troll Afghanistan. He converted to pisslam some time before the attack.
| Kill count: | 15/20 Best mass killing in America in over a year |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 Great at running people over, unable to kill anyone with his Ar-15 |
| Style: | 10/20 Generic Snackbar Car rampage |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 nEw yEaR rUiNeD |
| Bonus: | 15/20 First scorer of 2025 |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
