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Imagine this: You are a 35 year old neckbeard, looking for some furry porn to satisfy your fucked up fantasies. You're searching for hours and hours, finding the same exact shit you've already watched and jacked off to about 50 times, you sick fuck. Until finally, on one fateful day, you stumble upon this cartoon. This beautiful, amazing, piece of art. You think it's amazing, the perfect content for you to jack off on your already stained bedsheets. Of course, you expect your mother to clean that shit up, lazy cunt. That poor mother of yours, she probably wishes that she got that abortion.

The Rodfellows (later known as The Jungle Forest Gang) is a shitty web cartoon created by a 24-year-old Flash animator and pedophile "Daniel P. Lyons". It's a shitty half-assed ripoff of The Bedfellows and feels like something Greeny Phatom would pull out of their ass. The creator of the show loves to insert his strange fucked up fatty fetishes into the show, such as in this episode. Most of the episodes have no conflict in them whatsoever, feeling like one of those overpriced children’s storybooks you'd find on the shelves at Barnes and Noble. Hell, even shows like Dora the Explorer has a more intense and interesting storyline, and that aired on Nick Jr. Now one thing you may notice about this cartoon is that despite being animated in Flash, one of the most advanced animation softwares created, the animation still manages to be shit. Even in the newer episodes, the animation is still sloppy.

The Rodfellows Movie

While The Rodfellows series has been critically panned, a totally legitimate feature movie directed by Dan and a 24-year-old fucktarded lolcow named Darren Pipster has been created. The film was called The Rodfellows Movie. It has rip-offs, Google images, a red car that came from Vyond, groundings, sloppy animation and editing, nonsensical screenwriting, stupid vocal performances, voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, lazy character designs, inflation fetishes on some characters, and plagiarism.

Just like the series, The Rodfellows Movie has been universally panned by critics and the show's hatebase, and also receives a score of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1/100 on Metacritic, indicating "overwhelming dislike". Famous film critic Roger Ebert (if not dead) awarded The Rodfellows Movie a rare zero-star rating. "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. I hated this horrible abomination created by some mentally challenged manchildren and also pedophiles. Hated the voice acting, animation, editing, copying characters from other shows, and even worse, obesity fat fetishes in some characters. The people who made this film should really be ashamed of themselves, and they should be thrown in prison for the rest of their fidget lives." said Ebert.

Unfortunately, a movie still exists and we've seen it. It's gonna to be one of the worst fucking film we have ever seen in our lives since Greeny Phatom: The Movie and GoAnimate The Movie, and what is both surprising and horrifying is that this piece of shit has more likes than dislikes.

The cancer of the The Jungle Forest Gang and The Data Crew community.

Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!

Cast

Finto: Finto is a purple rabbit, who was probably inoculated with rabies at birth, is the self proclaimed king of the Rodfellows. Does this remind you of any other show? He has no emotions other than happiness and anger when people steal cookies which makes him an extremely bland protagonist. Nothing much to say about him.

Kody: Kody is a blue fox who is Finto's partner. He has an addiction to his favorite foods and now suffers from crippling obesity.

Samantha: Samantha is a teal cat who is basically a rotten fucking whore and everything you could hate about a person. She inflates at random times during episodes, sleeps with fucking everyone, and wants young children to sleep on her "big belly". I mean, what the actual fuck?

Akihiro: Akihiro is a Asian coyote who tends to be a rage gamer.

Widenar: Widenar is a Parappa the Rapper clone who is often the victim of Samantha's sexual crimes. He's oblivious to everything that's happening around him. He's also apparently around 12, yet still doesn't know how to read.

Jimmy: Widenar's brother. Basically just a green recolor of Widenar who is a bit taller than him. He's a teenager, yet can't think of a better insult than "Glover Dingo Nut", which is pretty pathetic. He's also the typical older brother who likes to fuck around with him.

Hashbrown: Hashbrown is this wolf with big tits and an identity crisis. In one episode she wanted a name change, which of fucking course can be done by writing names on a easel, picking one, and just telling the whole fucking town your new shitty name. Totally how it works, right? Then she regrets her "awful" decision and goes right back to her fucking original name, Hashbrown.