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[http://www.hotornot.com/ HotorNot.com] is yet another [[Web 1.0| cheaply operated]] site that uses pictures volunteered by the [[Your Mom|e-public]] to lure [[you|other desperates]] into a Jew [[Scam| dating service]]. Describing itself as "[[USI|the original]] online service where you can rate photos, find [[camwhore|singles]] for [[Sex|dating]], and meet [[whore|women]] or [[fag|men]]". The site features pics of people's faces and forbids [[Nude|nudity]] and as such, [[Fail|nobody cares to visit it]] since the similairly poor quality pictures of skanks at [[Youtube]] are of the moving variety. It is only even remotely useful for [[face-painter]]s, and even in ''that'' case, there are many, many [http://amish-online-dating.com better alternatives]. HotorNot.com is a useful resource if you'd like to experience all the usual camwhore [[crap|gimmicks]]; [[fat girl angle shot]]s, [[whore]]ishness, [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[12 year old girls| puckered mouth syndrome]], [[guido]]s and self-proclaimed [[My Tiny Dick|studs]]. These [[The Law of Conformity|approval craving souls]] check their profile rating regularly. Their [[self-esteem]] is directly proportional to their rating. You can [[troll]] them by letting them know [[Vomit|how you really feel]] when you select a rating.
[http://www.hotornot.com/ HotorNot.com] is yet another [[Web 1.0| cheaply operated]] site that uses pictures volunteered by the [[Your Mom|e-public]] to lure [[you|other desperates]] into a Jew [[Scam| dating service]]. Describing itself as "[[USI|the original]] online service where you can rate photos, find [[camwhore|singles]] for [[Sex|dating]], and meet [[whore|women]] or [[fag|men]]". The site features pics of people's faces and forbids [[Nude|nudity]] and as such, [[Fail|nobody cares to visit it]] since the similairly poor quality pictures of skanks at [[Youtube]] are of the moving variety. It is only even remotely useful for [[face-painter]]s, and even in ''that'' case, there are many, many [http://amish-online-dating.com better alternatives]. HotorNot.com is a useful resource if you'd like to experience all the usual camwhore [[crap|gimmicks]]; [[fat girl angle shot]]s, [[whore]]ishness, [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[12 year old girls| puckered mouth syndrome]], [[guido]]s and self-proclaimed [[My Tiny Dick|studs]]. These [[The Law of Conformity|approval craving souls]] check their profile rating regularly. Their [[self-esteem]] is directly proportional to their rating. You can [[troll]] them by letting them know [[Vomit|how you really feel]] when you select a rating.


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Revision as of 01:56, 21 July 2015

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HotorNot.com is yet another cheaply operated site that uses pictures volunteered by the e-public to lure other desperates into a Jew dating service. Describing itself as "the original online service where you can rate photos, find singles for dating, and meet women or men". The site features pics of people's faces and forbids nudity and as such, nobody cares to visit it since the similairly poor quality pictures of skanks at Youtube are of the moving variety. It is only even remotely useful for face-painters, and even in that case, there are many, many better alternatives. HotorNot.com is a useful resource if you'd like to experience all the usual camwhore gimmicks; fat girl angle shots, whoreishness, unwarranted self-importance, puckered mouth syndrome, guidos and self-proclaimed studs. These approval craving souls check their profile rating regularly. Their self-esteem is directly proportional to their rating. You can troll them by letting them know how you really feel when you select a rating.

Although some argue that there is a formula relating to facial symmetry that can be used to objectively determine attractiveness, the ratings at HotorNot.com usually approach X over time, as derived from a different formula, Prace's Theorem:

X = (S-O)*(R - A/10) + B

Where "S" is the percentage of Skin shown, "O" is the apparent percentage Overweight, "R" is a Racial variable giving 10 for whites, 8 for asians, 6 for Mexicans and gypsies, 4 for jews and 2 for nigras and A is the apparent Age of the person in question. B is an all or nothing three point variable for those with large Breasts, if they are apparently female. Upon analysing the math we discover facial features, tan lines, tattoos, beauty marks and all that other rubbish don't mean a damn thing in the long run. The average voter is most interested in nude, thin, white, young tits. But that's not surprising, because who isn't?

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