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We already know you're going and there is no way we can talk you out of it so have fun coming up with an excuse when [[Your Mom]] asks about this site when she finds it on your browsing history.<br> | We already know you're going and there is no way we can talk you out of it so have fun coming up with an excuse when [[Your Mom]] asks about this site when she finds it on your browsing history.<br> | ||
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* [[Bukkake]] | |||
* [[Chris Chan]] | |||
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* [[Fap]] | |||
* [[I Came]] | |||
* [[Imaginary Girlfriend]] | |||
* [[Japan]] | |||
* [[Loser]] | |||
* [[Pedobear]] | |||
* [[Pervert]] | |||
* [[Sex]] | |||
* [[You]] | |||
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Revision as of 06:51, 11 January 2018
CumOnPrintedPics.Com is your basic Sick Fuck site on the internets that permeates from the stench of every kind of depraved and debaucherous mindset that has gotten a thrill from throwing change on the ground just so they can look up a Teen-age girl's skirt.
As its name suggests, the site is populated and for those few Avant-garde styled degenerates that believe that they are somehow being edgy or setting the next great trend in Lonely Man porn by scouring the internets and focusing on sites like Facebook and Twitter for those near-porn pics of slutty teenage girls that are begging for attention by posting pics of themselves in their classiest g-string and thigh high boots or a focusing on a popular, favorite celebrity and honoring both of them with a Cum tribute because they think they're cute.
Trust us. After one visit you will want to replace your Visine with Bleach.
The Gallery
The gallery pretty much consits of pictures of Underaged Girls, Celebrities, the Twitter whore begging for attention and just about anyone that these fuck wits would like to cum on but have been reduced to squirting on printed pics downloaded from the internets because they have a small dick, perfermance anxiety, a social anxiety disorder that keeps them hidden away in their basement or trouble talking to a girl.
The gallery consits of 3 types of bahaviours. There's the before and after pics where a poster puts up a "Clean" pic of a celebrity or someone they like and next to it they have their "Painted" pic that either does or doesn't include their tiny, little prick in the picture. This is usually followed by a flood of posts from all 10 members where they look to reinforce the "Artist" sexually by telling him what a Man he is because he came so hard on the pic. This gets followed by the "Artist" giving the obligatory 3 or 4 posts where he claims how he would have fucked the girl so hard and wrecked her vadge if he had actually fucked her.
The second type is the Underaged girl. This usually consits of a pretty tam e picture of a cute, young girl dressed decently. Probably because they are afraid of getting taken away in the Party Van, there is no second picture. What usually occurs with this pic is these Tough guys brag about how they came buckets on her pic or how they would fuck her like a "REAL MAN" should.
The final part is the request. This is where one of tge site's sick fucks posts a pic of a girl, either a celebrity or a girl they found on Facebook or Twitter, and ask the site to honor her with a 21 Cum Salute where all the users cum on her pic and post it.
Forums
Their forums work like an CHAN site and is composed of sick fucks, failures as men and those worthless piles of shit that are soon to be or already are registered sex offenders and have to spend every Halloween at their local Police Station watching movies about a stalker that goes around cutting up baby-setters.
Most posts on this site's forums are from one-eyed, chronic masturbaters that buy petroleum jelly in bulk for the free spatula begging for porn or requesting made if their favorite celebrity because the Syphilis has burned away their imagination and they have a bad need to fire off a couple knuckle babies in this person's tribute. The enterprising Photoshop artist can also be found here, because where ever there are people begging for pictures, there will also be people offering them for a price.
As this site is mostly populated by your basic baby rapists along with all other kinds of poisoned minds, the forum looks to serve as a form of debased group therapy where all kinds of sick fucks get together and try to rationalize their deviant behaviours and broken moralities together.
Most arguments consist of the basic intro-level, college arguments that America is still trapped in its Victorian mentality and that's why they're persecuted. The favored argument on the forums is that children are sexual creatures and are sexually curious as young as 3. When it comes to this argument, they will actually defend the same Victorian ideals they criticise by arguing that during the Victorian Period girls as young as 12 were having sex and it wasn't uncommon for men like Lewiss Carroll to have a young girl for a companion that they used like a Fuck toy.
Some people also theorize that since this site's forums is populated by a wretched hive of scum and villainy that that guy You made friends with and are getting the sick shit from is probably from the FBI.
We already know you're going and there is no way we can talk you out of it so have fun coming up with an excuse when Your Mom asks about this site when she finds it on your browsing history.
See Also
- Avant-garde
- Bukkake
- Chris Chan
- Face-painter
- Fap
- I Came
- Imaginary Girlfriend
- Japan
- Loser
- Pedobear
- Pervert
- Sex
- You
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