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His IQ was tested at 145; which explains how he got into the panties of so many co-eds in the 70s. Or maybe it was his glasses, his deep baritone voice and his unfailing respect for women. | His IQ was tested at 145; which explains how he got into the panties of so many co-eds in the 70s. Or maybe it was his glasses, his deep baritone voice and his [[Simp|unfailing respect for women]]. | ||
[[File:0 Police-Officers-Escorting-Edmund-Kemper-into-Court.jpg|thumb]] | [[File:0 Police-Officers-Escorting-Edmund-Kemper-into-Court.jpg|thumb]] | ||
Ed wasn't always such a stud; in fact, throughout his childhood, he terrified nearly every member of the opposite sex. Including his sainted Mother, Clarnell. When he was still in elementary school,he was not allowed to sleep upstairs with his mother or his sisters, instead, he was banished to the basement, in case he decided to | Ed wasn't always such a stud; in fact, throughout his childhood, he terrified nearly every member of the opposite sex. Including his sainted Mother, Clarnell. When he was still in elementary school,he was not allowed to sleep upstairs with his mother or his sisters, instead, he was banished to the basement, in case he decided to [[ræp]] one or all of them. | ||
[[File:Ed-kemper-young.jpg|thumb|[https://crimepiperblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/25/edmund-kemper-myths-photo-debunks/ This is actually school shooter Luke Woodham | [[File:Ed-kemper-young.jpg|thumb|[https://crimepiperblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/25/edmund-kemper-myths-photo-debunks/ This is actually school shooter Luke Woodham]] | ||
As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So at the tender, sweet, age of 15, Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother, so he shot her twice,then continued stabbing her,until the old bitch lay dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too. | As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So at the tender, sweet, age of 15, Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother, so he shot her twice,then continued stabbing her,until the old bitch lay dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too. | ||
Revision as of 20:42, 24 August 2021
Edmund "Big Ed" Kemper is an American serial killer. Before being rudely imprisoned, he enjoyed long, quiet drives, helping young female hitchhikers, spending time with his mother and cooking. Standing at the impressive height of 6'9", college girls absolutely adored him.
His IQ was tested at 145; which explains how he got into the panties of so many co-eds in the 70s. Or maybe it was his glasses, his deep baritone voice and his unfailing respect for women.
Ed wasn't always such a stud; in fact, throughout his childhood, he terrified nearly every member of the opposite sex. Including his sainted Mother, Clarnell. When he was still in elementary school,he was not allowed to sleep upstairs with his mother or his sisters, instead, he was banished to the basement, in case he decided to ræp one or all of them.
As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So at the tender, sweet, age of 15, Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother, so he shot her twice,then continued stabbing her,until the old bitch lay dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too.
Ed was then sent to a nice, comfy mental institution. Being only 15, he was able to make friends with all of the incompetent psychiatrists. He was given the job of helping with the diagnostic tests, and by the age of 21, he was able to completely mind fuck the idiotic mental health "professionals" into believing he had been completely rehabilitated.
After being released, he was sent back to live with his mother, even though the psychiatrists had insisted that if he were to live with her again, he'd definitely start killing all over again. Surprise! They were right for once.
Ed started cruising the college campus where his Mom worked, picking up hitchhikers and anyone who would get into his car.
