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On the last day of Passover, only a month after the [[Christchurch mosque shootings]] and exactly six months after the [[2018 Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting]], it was only a matter of time before that [[murder|massacre]] of incredible hilarity would spawn a copycat criminal. '''John Timothy Earnest'''{{Christian}} was a random [[US|American]] 19-year-old [[loser]] who became the first disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] after [[mass shooting|shooting up]] the [[Jews|Chabad of Poway Synagogue]] in the name of saving the [[White devil|Aryan race]] from [[Jews]] or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker [[retard|set the stream as private]] so nobody could watch it.
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The [[Old Media|(((media)))]] sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised [[The Donald|Trump]], so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. [[Israel]] cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but [[Typical|Jews gonna Jew]]. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting [[meme]].
John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]], and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a [[terrorist]] would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky [[8chan]] twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that [[California|Californians]] really shouldn't get involved in anything [[Assault rifle|gun]]-related.
Only a month after the [[Christchurch|Christchurch mosque shootings]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS</span>: John Timothy Earnest is a random American {{age|1999|06|08}}-year old [[Loser|loser]] who became the first disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] after shooting up the [[Jews|Chabad of Poway Synagogue]] in the name of saving the [[White devil|Aryan race]] from [[Jews]] or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker [[retard|set the stream as private]] so nobody could watch it.
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Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead sectiom but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The [[Old Media|(((media)))]] sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised [[The Donald|Trump]], so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but [[Typical|Jews gonna Jew]]. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old [[Mass shooting|mass shooting]] meme.
==Background==
John is only remembered for being the first [[mass shooter]]/retard inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]], and even then that it only by weirds like you and I. Labelling John a [[Terrorist|terrorist]] would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that [[Retards|Californians]] really shouldn't get involved in anything [[Assault rifle|gun]]-related.
[[File:John_Earnest_-_Original_Thread_Screenshot_13192921.jpg|John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg|thumb|center|"[[Meme magic]] is real." - John’s final message on /pol/.|500px]]
[[file:EarnestFire.jpeg|thumb|right|Edgy shit he spray painted onto the parking lot of the mosque he lit up.|250px]]
John was radicalized after joining [[8chan|8chan]]'s /[[Poll|pol]]/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became [[Alt-Right|an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller]] in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of [[Robert Bowers|Robert Bowers]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Brenton Tarrant]], John sat himself down and wrote a [[Shitpost|terrible manifesto]] full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just [[delusional]] about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with [[USI|ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements]]. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when [[ZOG|ZOG]] was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
==Background==
He tried [[Arson|setting fire]] to a [[Islam|mosque]], but hadn't realized that [[Sandniggers|sandniggers]] sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about [[Getting away with it|getting away with it]], but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the true Day Of Action itself.
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[[File:John_Earnest_-_Original_Thread_Screenshot_13192921.jpg|John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg|thumb|center|Wanting to be remembered like Brenton, John’s final messages on /pol/.|250px]]
=== Gay Manifesto ===
[[file:EarnestFire.jpeg|thumb|right|Stuff he spray pointed onto the parking lot of the mosque he set alight.|250px]]
John was radicalized after joining [[8chan|8chan]]'s /[[Poll|pol]]/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became [[Alt-Right|an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller]] in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of [[Robert Bowers|Robert Bowers]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Brenton Tarrant]], John sat himself down and wrote a [[Shitpost|terrible manifesto]] full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just [[delusional]] about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with [[USI|ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements]]. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when [[ZOG|ZOG]] was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
He tried [[Arson|setting fire]] to a mosque, but hadn't realized that [[Sandniggers|sandniggers]] sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about [[Getting away with it|getting away with it]], but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the Day Of Action itself.
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*[[:media:An Open Letter.pdf|An Open Letter]]
== Shooting ==
== Shooting ==
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After making a mandatory post on /pol/, John got [[Mecha-Dildo|tooled up]], drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then [[Irony|sprayed-and-prayed]] like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and [[Literally|shouted at him loudly]], causing Earnest to [[Pussybitch|shit himself]] and [[GTFO|run away]]. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] had more fucking dignity than this.
After making a mandatory post on [[pol/|/pol/]], John got [[Mecha-Dildo|tooled up]], drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then [[Irony|sprayed-and-prayed]] like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole granny Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and [[Literally|shouted at him loudly]], causing Earnest to [[Pussybitch|shit himself]] and [[GTFO|run away]]. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] had more fucking dignity than this.
<b>FINAL TALLY</b>: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
<b>FINAL TALLY</b>: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
Earnest: Yeah, I just shot up a synagogue. I’m in my car right now.
CHP: Are you the suspect?
Earnest: What’s that?
CHP: You said that you what?
Earnest: I just shot up a synagogue. I’m defending my country. I’m in my car. You should come get me. I’m driving.
CHP: Where are you at?
Earnest: Uh, Rancho Bernardo. I’m on Bernardo Center Drive right now. I’m still driving right now.
CHP: Okay, where you’re at, pull over.
Earnest: Sure.
CHP: Where are you pulling over at?
Earnest: Um, you can track it – you guys can track my phone, right?
CHP: Okay, you’re calling from (Phone Number)?
Earnest: Yeah.
CHP: What is your – what’s your name?
Earnest: John Earnest.
CHP: John, and your last name is Earnest?
Earnest: Yes.
CHP: And where are you pulling over at?
Earnest: I can’t pull over right now.
CHP: Where – where are you at?
Earnest: I’m in Rancho Bernardo.
CHP: Where at, though? (Long pause.) Where – where in Rancho Bernardo?
Earnest: I don’t know.
CHP: Do you know what street you’re on?
Earnest: Nope.
CHP: What kind of car are you in?
Earnest: Honda Civic 2012.
CHP: What – what color Honda Civic are you in?
Earnest: Grey.
CHP: Do you still have weapons on you?
Earnest: They’re in my car, but I won’t use them. I’ll get out of my car when I see you guys. Oh, I see you guys right now. Hold up, I’m gonna pull over.
(Long pause.)
(Police sirens.)
CHP: Who borrowed my log? Okay.
Earnest: You guys just passed me.
CHP: Hey, hey, Erica, Erica, Erica, give me, somebody filed my log. Can you let Sheriff’s know that the suspect is not gonna fire on… a – they just passed him. He’s in a grey Honda Civic. He’s getting out of his vehicle. He will not fire on ‘em. H- hello, John?
Earnest: Yeah?
CHP: Okay, hold on one moment.
(Long pause.)
CHP: Okay, John, um, do you know where you’re at?
Earnest: Yeah. I’m right by West Bernardo Drive. I’m on Rancho Bernardo Road, though.
CHP: You’re on West Bernardo?
Earnest: I’m right by the crossing, yeah.
CHP: And what kind of weapons do you have on you, John?
Earnest: I have an AR-15, a Smith and Wesson M&P-15. It's right in the passenger side. When I see you guys I'm going to get out of my car. I have a vest on now, it has ammunition. It has nothing else. My weapon will be left inside the car.
CHP: And what kind of vest do you have on?
Earnest: Oh, it’s just a chest rig.
CHP: A what?
Earnest: It’s a chest rig with ammunition.
CHP: Are you military?
Earnest: No, I am not. I’m just trying to defend my nation from the Jewish – the Jewish people.
CHP: How old are you, John?
Earnest: 19. They’re destroying our people. I’m trying to show them that we’re not gonna go down without a fight. We’re not gonna – (Unintelligible.)
CHP: Okay, John. I’m gonna try to get you retransferred over to San Diego Sheriff’s Depar-
(Long pause.)
CHP: John, what – do you see any buildings around you?
Earnest: Yeah.
CHP: What do you see?
Earnest: Sonic, gas station, 7-Eleven.
(Long pause.)
CHP: I’m sorry, you’re across from where? What kind of gas station?
Earnest: Uh, there’s a Chevron on one side and, uh, 76, it says?
CHP: And you said that there’s a 7-Eleven nearby?
Earnest: Yeah. Man, you guys take a long-ass time. (Long pause.) You realize you’re fighting with the wrong people, right? You’re serving a government that’s gonna kill all of you.
CHP: Okay, John, stay on the line. What I’m gonna do – I’m gonna try to get you transferred over to the Sheriff’s Department, okay? Hold on one moment for me, okay?
(Long pause.)
CHP: Hey C- uh, this is CHP. I have your suspect on landline of, uh, shots fired.
SDSD: What’s the location?
CHP: John, go ahead and talk. Sheriff’s on the line.
Earnest: There’s the crossroads between West Bernardo Drive and, I believe, Rancho Bernardo Road. Right by a 7-Eleven and a Chevron and a 76.
SDSD: Hello, 911?
CHP: Sheriff’s, this – this is CHP. Your suspect is on the line. Go ahead.
SDSD: Hi, this is the Sheriff’s Department.
Earnest: Yeah.
SDSD: What’s your name?
Earnest: John Earnest.
SDSD: What’s going on?
Earnest: I’m defending my nation against the Jewish people who are trying to destroy all white people.
SDSD: Where are you right now?
Earnest: I’m at the intersection of West Bernardo Drive and Rancho Bernardo Road.
SDSD: West Bernardo and what?
Earnest: I believe it’s Rancho Bernardo Road. I can’t see it, though.
SDSD: So, you’re at Bernardo and Rancho Bernardo?
Earnest: No, I’m at the intersection of West Bernardo Drive and Rancho Bernardo Road. I believe it’s Rancho Bernardo Road, but I can’t see it -- it’s on the side.
SDSD: Are you in a vehicle?
Earnest: Yes, I am.
SDSD: What kind of car are you in?
Earnest: Do you guys not have the ability to –
SDSD: What kind of vehicle are you in?
Earnest: To locate my phone?
SDSD: What kind of vehicle are you in?
Earnest: Honda Civic, 2012, grey.
SDSD: What weapons do you have?
Earnest: AR-15, Smith and Wesson M&P-15 – in the passenger seat. I’m not gonna use it.
SDSD: Okay, are there any officers with you right now?
Earnest: No, there are not. (Unintelligible.)
SDSD: Okay, are you stopped or moving?
Earnest: I am stopped. I’ve been here for a long-ass time.
SDSD: And you’re inside the vehicle right now?
Earnest: Yes, I am.
SDSD: Are you at the intersection or are you in a driveway somewhere or?
Earnest: I’m on the side of the road. Yeah, I’m pretty much as close to a business you’re next to – the 76 gas station and also a Phil’s BBQ.
SDSD: Okay, and I want to make sure that you’re stopped there, right?
Earnest: Yes. Jesus Christ, you guys suck at your job.
SDSD: So, what happened?
Earnest: I opened fire at a synagogue. I think I killed some people. Another man returned fire with a pistol. He sucked ass though. He didn’t hit me at all. Went back in my car – drove away.
SDSD: Are you injured?
Earnest: I don’t think so.
SDSD: And where exactly are the guns right now?
Earnest: Uh, there’s only one gun. It’s in my passenger seat.
SDSD: Is the gun loaded right now?
Earnest: I believe not.
SDSD: Do you have extra ammo for that gun?
Earnest: I do. It’s on my chest rig right now. Once I see you guys, I’m gonna get out of my car. I will have the chest rig on with the ammo, but the gun will be left inside the car.
SDSD: Okay, can you take that chest rig off?
Earnest: I mean, it’s pretty hard. I can take the ammo out of it.
SDSD: Why don’t you do that. (Pause.) And what’s your first name again?
Earnest: John. (Sighs.)
SDSD: Last name?
Earnest: Earnest. E-A.
SDSD: What’s your birthday?
Earnest: June 8, 1999.
SDSD: Anybody else in the car with you?
Earnest: Nope, just me.
SDSD: Okay. Why’d you do it?
Earnest: Because the Jewish people are destroying the white race – they have been for a long time, and no one’s doing anything about it. Something has to be done.
SDSD: All right. Which direction is your vehicle facing?
Earnest: It’s facing… Dude, I don’t fucking know.
SDSD: Do you know which direction, like –
Earnest: To the right of me –
SDSD: North or south or west?
Earnest: To the right of me is a Phil’s BBQ.
SDSD: Okay.
Earnest: Oh, I see one of your cars.
(Long pause.)
San Diego Police Department Officer Jonathan Wiese (in background): On the ground! (Unintelligible.) On your stomach! Hands behind your back!
*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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*+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
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*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|1|''(3 injured) - Even unarmed [[Kikes|kikes]] were a challenge for [[Nerd Rage|this fag'']]|0|''[[Forced Meme|Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh?'']]|0|''[[BAWWWW]] manifesto, typical 4cuck's [[Pol|/pol/]] user''|1|''The usual "[[False flag|false flag]]" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews''|10|''[[Chris-Chan|Autist with rage]]''|12|(<b>F</b>)|DID WORSE THAN [[William Atchison|SOFA CUCK]]!!!!|}}
{{GradedScore|1|(3 injured) - Even unarmed [[Kikes|kikes]] were a challenge for [[Nerd Rage|this fag]]|0|[[Forced Meme|Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh?]]|0|[[BAWWWW]] manifesto, typical 4cuck's [[Pol|/pol/]] user|1|The usual "[[False flag|false flag]]" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews|10|The first Tarrant disciple (his only claim to fame)|12|F|Proved that the white race is a force to be reckoned with}}
What was the internets reaction? Nothing. [[Noone cares|No one was impressed]]. On [[8chan|8chan]], an [[FBI|FBI]] agent feebly tried to [https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| blame the whole thing] on [[Vladimir Putin|Putin]], but couldn't drum up much interest. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]][[Jew|✡]] feel so [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic [[Sarcasm|worked so incredibly well]] when [[Pepe|Matt Furie killed off Pepe]].) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
What was the internet's reaction? Nothing. [[Noone cares|No one was impressed]]. On [[8chan|8chan]], an [[FBI|FBI]] agent feebly tried to [https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| blame the whole thing] on [[Vladimir Putin|Putin]], but couldn't drum up much interest. As Johnny cited his religious beliefs as being a core part of his ideology, {{wayback|https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/04/christian-terrorist-john-earnest-issued-manifesto-before-california-synagogue-shooting/|20190502053122|title=atheists}} and {{wayback|https://www.getreligion.org/getreligion/2019/4/29/jyes-john-earnest-put-christian-label-into-play-thats-half-of-equation-reporters-need-to-cover|20240112050526|title=Christians}} battled it out in internet sissy fights. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]][[Jew|✡]] feel so [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic [[Sarcasm|worked so incredibly well]] when [[Pepe|Matt Furie killed off Pepe]].) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
[[File:Poway shooting pol's reaction.jpg|center|thumb|Reaction on /pol/|500px]]
===That Jew===
If there is one thing that can be said, the Rabbi who lost his child-molesting finger from the shooting, Yisroel [[1984|Goldstein]], ended up with a condition all too familiar for [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|mass shooting survivors]]: [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]. Despite having done nothing but get shot, he was given highest honors and [[Trump]] brought him to the White House to [[Brainwash|educate]] the masses. He also got to write some articles for the [[Old Media|(((old media)))]], but oy vey! It's blocked by a paywall, so check out the archived version --> {{archive|yfl5P}}
On a brighter note, this fingerless faggot was {{wayback|https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/san-diego-attorney-sentenced-500000-tax-fraud-former-chabad-poway-rabbi-goldstein|20230610143251|title=later convicted of tax fraud in 2022}} and given [[Banhammer|a time-out]]. Once a Jew, always a Jew.
File:EarnestPianoVidyo.jpg|His piano vid before it got taken down
File:John Earnest lost piano video.jpg|[https://web.archive.org/web/20190720045753/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXHt__9VoeI Thumbnail of a lost piano video]
File:EarnestCourt.jpeg
File:EarnestBald.jpeg
File:John Earnest Leader GIF.gif
File:EarnestStaringDownAPig.jpg|Staring down a [[spic]]
File:PowayGun1.jpg|His AR. (Notice the California-compliant finned pistol grip and 10-round magazines)
File:PowayGun2.jpg|Gopro helmet and rifle in the passenger seat
File:EarnestAR15.png
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File:RabbiGoldstein.png|The Jew that got away
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File:National Day of Prayer (47706587362).jpg|John was right
File:Lori-kaye-powayshooting.jpg|[https://www.facebook.com/fox5sandiego/videos/chabad-of-poway-shooting-john-earnest-the-22-year-old-former-nursing-student-who/607556126937487/ The oldfag he pwned]
File:PowayVictims.jpg|Some [[lolis]] he shot
File:EarnestGameOver.jpg|Game over
File:Escondido Mosque 2.jpg|Image from the Escondido mosque
File:JohnEarnestPostBigger.jpg|8chan post
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==External Links==
[[File:File:JewDiePie.png|right|thumb|none|PewDiePie is ZOG confirm?]]
File:Earnest Family statement.jpg|Family's Statement
File:Internettoughkid.jpg|Earliest sighting
File:Saint John.jpg|Knighted with sainthood
File:BawwwEarnest.png|Going to jail for life but still has "white privilege"
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File:EarnestYTcomments.png|Lulzy reactions from JewTube
File:Johnbrainrot1.mp4|Brainrot 1
File:Johnbrainrot2.mp4|Brainrot 2
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*{{fb|john.earnest.96780|<s> John Earnest </s>}}
==See also==
*[[Payton Gendron]] aka [[Zoophile|Dog boy]] - Gross [[furfag]] and Fellow Tarrant clone who had a special interest in this faggot in particular.
* [[Nathaniel Veltman]] - Tranny who mentioned his [[Loser|sexual attraction]] to Him after namedropping [[Anders]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|brent]] AKA people who aren't faggots. Got 3 more kills than Earnest.
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - The OG. Way more legit than this wannabe faggot.
* [[White supremacy]]
*{{archive|P4zIM|(archive)}} - Fagbook account
==External Links==
*{{pastebin|VXXFQMTW}}
[[File:EarnestShaka3Gif.gif|right|thumb|[[Life Is Strange|Shaka brah!]]]]
*{{fb|john.earnest.96780|<s> John Earnest </s>}} - {{archive|P4zIM|(archive)}} - Fagbook account
*{{fb|john.earnest.315|<s> His dad's account </s>}} - {{archive|FA9vb|(archive)}} - Be sure to say hi!
*{{reddit|offmychest/comments/bi6wt9/i_knew_john_t_earnest_the_shooter_of_the_chabad|(reddit)}} - Firsthand account of Johnny
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/162518/longer-poway-synagogue-shooting-escondido-mosque Informational|More pictures and videos on WPD}}
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20221118055755/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQPHvq8Hxo Piano video reupload]
*{{wayback|https://mcsun.org/features-2/2014/parent-teachers-norm-mc/amp/|20200510190256|title=School paper featuring John Earnest and his dad}}
*[https://www.facebook.com/ABC10News/videos/accused-synagogue-shooter-smiles-uses-hand-gesture-during-testimony/773432229761246/ A look inside the court]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out| "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out| "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html| "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty"] - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html| "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty"] - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| Pea-brained Fed on 8chan tries to blame Russia for the shooting, accidentally self-doxes]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| Pea-brained Fed on 8chan tries to blame Russia for the shooting, accidentally self-doxes]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-warns-foreign-actors-sow-discord-wake-mass/story?id=63857763| FBI warns that "foreign actors" will use religious-targeted shootings to spread misinformation]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-warns-foreign-actors-sow-discord-wake-mass/story?id=63857763| FBI warns that "foreign actors" will use religious-targeted shootings to spread misinformation]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/alleged-synagogue-shooters-family-involved-in-community-knew-he-had-a-problem Alleged synagogue shooter's family involved in community, knew he had a problem]
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The (((media))) sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised Trump, so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but Jews gonna Jew. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting meme.
John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by Brenton Tarrant, and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a terrorist would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that Californians really shouldn't get involved in anything gun-related.
"Meme magic is real." - John’s final message on /pol/.Edgy shit he spray painted onto the parking lot of the mosque he lit up.
John was radicalized after joining 8chan's /pol/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of Robert Bowers and Saint Brenton Tarrant, John sat himself down and wrote a terrible manifesto full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just delusional about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when ZOG was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
He tried setting fire to a mosque, but hadn't realized that sandniggers sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about getting away with it, but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the true Day Of Action itself.
After making a mandatory post on /pol/, John got tooled up, drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then sprayed-and-prayed like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole granny Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and shouted at him loudly, causing Earnest to shit himself and run away. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even Couch Cuck had more fucking dignity than this.
FINAL TALLY: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
CHP: (Unintelligible.) Hello, 911?
Earnest: Yeah, I just shot up a synagogue. I’m in my car right now.
CHP: Are you the suspect?
Earnest: What’s that?
CHP: You said that you what?
Earnest: I just shot up a synagogue. I’m defending my country. I’m in my car. You should come get me. I’m driving.
CHP: Where are you at?
Earnest: Uh, Rancho Bernardo. I’m on Bernardo Center Drive right now. I’m still driving right now.
CHP: Okay, where you’re at, pull over.
Earnest: Sure.
CHP: Where are you pulling over at?
Earnest: Um, you can track it – you guys can track my phone, right?
CHP: Okay, you’re calling from (Phone Number)?
Earnest: Yeah.
CHP: What is your – what’s your name?
Earnest: John Earnest.
CHP: John, and your last name is Earnest?
Earnest: Yes.
CHP: And where are you pulling over at?
Earnest: I can’t pull over right now.
CHP: Where – where are you at?
Earnest: I’m in Rancho Bernardo.
CHP: Where at, though? (Long pause.) Where – where in Rancho Bernardo?
Earnest: I don’t know.
CHP: Do you know what street you’re on?
Earnest: Nope.
CHP: What kind of car are you in?
Earnest: Honda Civic 2012.
CHP: What – what color Honda Civic are you in?
Earnest: Grey.
CHP: Do you still have weapons on you?
Earnest: They’re in my car, but I won’t use them. I’ll get out of my car when I see you guys. Oh, I see you guys right now. Hold up, I’m gonna pull over.
(Long pause.)
(Police sirens.)
CHP: Who borrowed my log? Okay.
Earnest: You guys just passed me.
CHP: Hey, hey, Erica, Erica, Erica, give me, somebody filed my log. Can you let Sheriff’s know that the suspect is not gonna fire on… a – they just passed him. He’s in a grey Honda Civic. He’s getting out of his vehicle. He will not fire on ‘em. H- hello, John?
Earnest: Yeah?
CHP: Okay, hold on one moment.
(Long pause.)
CHP: Okay, John, um, do you know where you’re at?
Earnest: Yeah. I’m right by West Bernardo Drive. I’m on Rancho Bernardo Road, though.
CHP: You’re on West Bernardo?
Earnest: I’m right by the crossing, yeah.
CHP: And what kind of weapons do you have on you, John?
Earnest: I have an AR-15, a Smith and Wesson M&P-15. It's right in the passenger side. When I see you guys I'm going to get out of my car. I have a vest on now, it has ammunition. It has nothing else. My weapon will be left inside the car.
CHP: And what kind of vest do you have on?
Earnest: Oh, it’s just a chest rig.
CHP: A what?
Earnest: It’s a chest rig with ammunition.
CHP: Are you military?
Earnest: No, I am not. I’m just trying to defend my nation from the Jewish – the Jewish people.
CHP: How old are you, John?
Earnest: 19. They’re destroying our people. I’m trying to show them that we’re not gonna go down without a fight. We’re not gonna – (Unintelligible.)
CHP: Okay, John. I’m gonna try to get you retransferred over to San Diego Sheriff’s Depar-
(Long pause.)
CHP: John, what – do you see any buildings around you?
Earnest: Yeah.
CHP: What do you see?
Earnest: Sonic, gas station, 7-Eleven.
(Long pause.)
CHP: I’m sorry, you’re across from where? What kind of gas station?
Earnest: Uh, there’s a Chevron on one side and, uh, 76, it says?
CHP: And you said that there’s a 7-Eleven nearby?
Earnest: Yeah. Man, you guys take a long-ass time. (Long pause.) You realize you’re fighting with the wrong people, right? You’re serving a government that’s gonna kill all of you.
CHP: Okay, John, stay on the line. What I’m gonna do – I’m gonna try to get you transferred over to the Sheriff’s Department, okay? Hold on one moment for me, okay?
(Long pause.)
CHP: Hey C- uh, this is CHP. I have your suspect on landline of, uh, shots fired.
SDSD: What’s the location?
CHP: John, go ahead and talk. Sheriff’s on the line.
Earnest: There’s the crossroads between West Bernardo Drive and, I believe, Rancho Bernardo Road. Right by a 7-Eleven and a Chevron and a 76.
SDSD: Hello, 911?
CHP: Sheriff’s, this – this is CHP. Your suspect is on the line. Go ahead.
SDSD: Hi, this is the Sheriff’s Department.
Earnest: Yeah.
SDSD: What’s your name?
Earnest: John Earnest.
SDSD: What’s going on?
Earnest: I’m defending my nation against the Jewish people who are trying to destroy all white people.
SDSD: Where are you right now?
Earnest: I’m at the intersection of West Bernardo Drive and Rancho Bernardo Road.
SDSD: West Bernardo and what?
Earnest: I believe it’s Rancho Bernardo Road. I can’t see it, though.
SDSD: So, you’re at Bernardo and Rancho Bernardo?
Earnest: No, I’m at the intersection of West Bernardo Drive and Rancho Bernardo Road. I believe it’s Rancho Bernardo Road, but I can’t see it -- it’s on the side.
SDSD: Are you in a vehicle?
Earnest: Yes, I am.
SDSD: What kind of car are you in?
Earnest: Do you guys not have the ability to –
SDSD: What kind of vehicle are you in?
Earnest: To locate my phone?
SDSD: What kind of vehicle are you in?
Earnest: Honda Civic, 2012, grey.
SDSD: What weapons do you have?
Earnest: AR-15, Smith and Wesson M&P-15 – in the passenger seat. I’m not gonna use it.
SDSD: Okay, are there any officers with you right now?
Earnest: No, there are not. (Unintelligible.)
SDSD: Okay, are you stopped or moving?
Earnest: I am stopped. I’ve been here for a long-ass time.
SDSD: And you’re inside the vehicle right now?
Earnest: Yes, I am.
SDSD: Are you at the intersection or are you in a driveway somewhere or?
Earnest: I’m on the side of the road. Yeah, I’m pretty much as close to a business you’re next to – the 76 gas station and also a Phil’s BBQ.
SDSD: And what clothing are you wearing?
Earnest: Uh, I’m wearing – (Unintelligible.) Pants, brown shirt, chest rig, wear glasses.
SDSD: Are you wearing a hat?
Earnest: Nope. Brown hair.
SDSD: Okay, and I want to make sure that you’re stopped there, right?
Earnest: Yes. Jesus Christ, you guys suck at your job.
SDSD: So, what happened?
Earnest: I opened fire at a synagogue. I think I killed some people. Another man returned fire with a pistol. He sucked ass though. He didn’t hit me at all. Went back in my car – drove away.
SDSD: Are you injured?
Earnest: I don’t think so.
SDSD: And where exactly are the guns right now?
Earnest: Uh, there’s only one gun. It’s in my passenger seat.
SDSD: Is the gun loaded right now?
Earnest: I believe not.
SDSD: Do you have extra ammo for that gun?
Earnest: I do. It’s on my chest rig right now. Once I see you guys, I’m gonna get out of my car. I will have the chest rig on with the ammo, but the gun will be left inside the car.
SDSD: Okay, can you take that chest rig off?
Earnest: I mean, it’s pretty hard. I can take the ammo out of it.
SDSD: Why don’t you do that. (Pause.) And what’s your first name again?
Earnest: John. (Sighs.)
SDSD: Last name?
Earnest: Earnest. E-A.
SDSD: What’s your birthday?
Earnest: June 8, 1999.
SDSD: Anybody else in the car with you?
Earnest: Nope, just me.
SDSD: Okay. Why’d you do it?
Earnest: Because the Jewish people are destroying the white race – they have been for a long time, and no one’s doing anything about it. Something has to be done.
SDSD: All right. Which direction is your vehicle facing?
Earnest: It’s facing… Dude, I don’t fucking know.
SDSD: Do you know which direction, like –
Earnest: To the right of me –
SDSD: North or south or west?
Earnest: To the right of me is a Phil’s BBQ.
SDSD: Okay.
Earnest: Oh, I see one of your cars.
(Long pause.)
San Diego Police Department Officer Jonathan Wiese (in background): On the ground! (Unintelligible.) On your stomach! Hands behind your back!
(END OF CALL.)
What was the internet's reaction? Nothing. No one was impressed. On 8chan, an FBI agent feebly tried to blame the whole thing on Putin, but couldn't drum up much interest. As Johnny cited his religious beliefs as being a core part of his ideology, atheists and Christians battled it out in internet sissy fights. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made PewDiePie✡ feel so butthurt about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic worked so incredibly well when Matt Furie killed off Pepe.) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
Reaction on /pol/
That Jew
If there is one thing that can be said, the Rabbi who lost his child-molesting finger from the shooting, Yisroel Goldstein, ended up with a condition all too familiar for mass shooting survivors: Unwarranted Self-Importance. Despite having done nothing but get shot, he was given highest honors and Trump brought him to the White House to educate the masses. He also got to write some articles for the (((old media))), but oy vey! It's blocked by a paywall, so check out the archived version --> (archive)
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You can tell he’s in California, he is literally red
He will fuck your shit up
Yearbook photo
Earlier yearbook photo
His piano vid before it got taken down
Staring down a spic
2022 mugshot
v&.
His AR. (Notice the California-compliant finned pistol grip and 10-round magazines)
Gopro helmet and rifle in the passenger seat
The Jew that got away
John was right
Some lolis he shot
Game over
Image from the Escondido mosque
8chan post
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Family's Statement
Earliest sighting
Knighted with sainthood
Going to jail for life but still has "white privilege"
Lulzy reactions from JewTube
TOW coverage
(reddit) (See removed posts: 1, 2) - Firsthand account of Johnny
Informational More pictures and videos on WPD
