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Beijing Birthday Bash

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Tian Mingjian
Born September 20, 1964
Died September 20, 1994 (aged 30)
Nationality: Xie Hua Piao Piao  
Highscore Killed 28, injured 80
Top 50? 17th
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, sniped
Motive Pro-life terrorism, birthday celebration

Tian Mingjian was a 30-year-old soldier from West Taiwan. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly an extremely gifted sharpshooter. How exactly did the glorious CCP reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an abortion because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up raping her to death. Tian was very butthurt over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Norinco Type-81
  • Weird chink gun, imagine if the SKS and the AK fucked each other +25 Damage
  • Spell: Azn
  • Intelligence stat increases a half more
    Surrendering stats increases a third more
    Aiming increases due to his math skillz

Attack

Tian planned his birthday celebration a week in advance. He asked his superior for access to a rifle so he could show him something. The next day, he secretly grabbed the Type-81 assault rifle from the hiding spot. He then shot his coworkers, raping several of them and almost raping several more before carjacking a Jeep and driving it to the city center. There, he crashed his vehicle and began firing on random civilians and pedestrians, which included an Iranian sandnigger diplomat and his son before being shot by a sniper. At the end, 28 people were killed, and over 80 people were hurt. He also only had fired 180 shots during the incident.

Graded Score
Kill count: 28/20 Epic
Accuracy: 5/20 What a letdown
Style: 20/20 Revenge on the CCP
Butthurt: 20/20 Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day
Bonus: 20/20 Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol
Total Score: 93/100 (A+)
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