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Tian Mingjian | |
Born | September 20, 1964 |
Died | September 20, 1994 (aged 30) |
Nationality: | Xie Hua Piao Piao ![]() |
Highscore | Killed 28, injured 80 |
Top 50? | 17th |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | No, sniped |
Motive | Pro-life terrorism, birthday celebration |
Tian Mingjian was a 30-year-old soldier from West Taiwan. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly an extremely gifted sharpshooter. How exactly did the glorious CCP reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an abortion because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up raping her to death. Tian was very butthurt over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades.
Loadout
Attack
Tian planned his birthday celebration a week in advance. He asked his superior for access to a rifle so he could show him something. The next day, he secretly grabbed the Type-81 assault rifle from the hiding spot. He then shot his coworkers, raping several of them and almost raping several more before carjacking a Jeep and driving it to the city center. There, he crashed his vehicle and began firing on random civilians and pedestrians, which included an Iranian sandnigger diplomat and his son before being shot by a sniper. At the end, 28 people were killed, and over 80 people were hurt. He also only had fired 180 shots during the incident.
Kill count: | 28/20 Epic |
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Accuracy: | 5/20 What a letdown |
Style: | 20/20 Revenge on the CCP |
Butthurt: | 20/20 Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day |
Bonus: | 20/20 Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol |
See Also
- Woo Bum-kon - Squid Game nigger, did much better than Tian.
- Mutsuo Toi - Tian almost beat this Jap.
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Beijing Birthday Bash is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
Beijing Birthday Bash is part of a series on "The Qing of Encyclopedia Dramatica" |
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