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{{Spoiler|You will [[dying alone|die, broken and unloved]], in an apartment littered with [[Pocky]] wrappers, [[fat|pizza boxes]], fat porn and cheap anime figurines who will witness your last desperate moments with unseeing plastic eyes!!!1}} | |||
[[image:needfriends.jpg|thumb|180px|right|If you feel lonely, go out and [[Chris-chan|express yourself]]!]] | |||
'''Loneliness''' is [[angst]] caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially [[retarded]], they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of [[furries]], [[Scientologists]], [[gay]]s, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected [[comic]] books, have since found the [[Internets]], and are now busy writing clumsy [[slash]] for their [[fursona]]s on [[LiveJournal]]. | |||
'''Loneliness''' is [[angst]] caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially [[retarded]], they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of [[ | |||
Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from [[cutting]] to ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' to [[cybersex]]. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with [[catgirl]]s on them, as well as to stop being such a [[boring]], self-absorbed [[loser]]. | Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from [[cutting]] to ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' to [[cybersex]]. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with [[catgirl]]s on them, as well as to stop being such a [[boring]], self-absorbed [[loser]]. | ||
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If your pick-up skills with the [[16 year old girl|ladies]] are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from [[Chismah|True Forced Loneliness]]. | If your pick-up skills with the [[16 year old girl|ladies]] are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from [[Chismah|True Forced Loneliness]]. | ||
== | == Philosophy == | ||
[[ | [[File:4chan - banner - can you imagine a world without friends.gif|thumb|Can you imagine a world without friends?]] | ||
[[You]] are just one boring consciousness; it is only upon relation with other consciousnesses that things get interesting (remember, [[a cat is fine too]]). [[drama|Larger groupisms include: religion, politics, genders, races, cultures, subcultures; smaller groupism include: love, sex, pornography, family, and friends]]. What worth-while story has only one character? | |||
{{quote|The third part of [[Hegel]]’s system is the Philosophy of Spirit. The word ‘Spirit’ (Geist in German) is used by Hegel in a very specific sense which is at the core of his philosophy. Spirit, for Hegel, always involves relation. An isolated individual might be a consciousness, but only in relating with others can the level of Spirit (higher than that of mere consciousness) be reached. This is the level which includes all the phenomena of art, religion, and society. | |||
|[http://bookofthrees.com/hegel-and-the-trinity/ Peter Benson (2003). ''Philosophy Now'': issues #42]}} | |||
==Gallery | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Monitor + Fleshlight.jpg | |||
File:Meat and Vaseline.jpg | |||
Image:Otaku_dinner.jpg|[[Mai Waifu|No more awkward dinner conversations! yay!]] | |||
File:lonelypillow.jpg|The Ronery Pirrow... | |||
File:Japan Arm Pillow.jpg|...and its female counterpart. | |||
File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg|And a special edition version for [[Bronies|My Little Pony fans]]. | |||
File:Eww.jpg|For those who are really [[sick|desperate]]. | |||
File:Cummingonfigurine.gif|What lonely people do every night. | |||
File:Your_Facebook.jpg | |||
File:Maiwtfu.jpg | |||
File:Pleasure_Fish.jpg|What lonely people do. | |||
File:Cardboard date.jpg | |||
File:Loserwall.jpg|A [[Sankaku Complex|Sankaku Channel]] user braging about his loneliness | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==Symptoms of Loneliness== | |||
[[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|Typical lonely person's birthday party.]] | [[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|Typical lonely person's birthday party.]] | ||
* Owning an [[anime]] DVD | * Owning an [[anime]] DVD | ||
* Buying wishlist items for [[camwhore]]s | * Buying wishlist items for [[camwhore]]s | ||
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* Using [[4chan|the internet]] to fill the void that is your social/love life | * Using [[4chan|the internet]] to fill the void that is your social/love life | ||
* Having a [[Mai Waifu|waifu]]. | * Having a [[Mai Waifu|waifu]]. | ||
* Playing [[Second Life]] because your first one sucked. | |||
==People who are Lonely== | ==People who are Lonely== | ||
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* [[Emo|Emo people]] | * [[Emo|Emo people]] | ||
* [[Furries]] | * [[Furries]] | ||
* [[Bronies]] | |||
* [[Prince Jeremy]] | * [[Prince Jeremy]] | ||
* [[Atimon]] | * [[Atimon]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Zoklet|Zoklet users]] | ||
* [[Chris-chan]] | * [[Chris-chan]] | ||
* [[Aspie]]s | * [[Aspie]]s | ||
* [[lonelygirl15|16 year old girls]] | * [[lonelygirl15|16-year-old girls]] | ||
* The population of [[Second Life]] | * The population of [[Second Life]] | ||
* [[Leave me alone|People who are left alone]]. | * [[Leave me alone|People who are left alone]]. | ||
* [[Nadine Schweigert]] - [[Dying Alone|She married herself]]. | |||
* [[Love Shy|Love shys]] | * [[Love Shy|Love shys]] | ||
* [[B|/b/]] | * [[B|/b/]] | ||
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* [[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
==See Also | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Forever Alone]] | |||
* [[Dying alone]] | |||
* [[Socializing]] | |||
== External links == | |||
* [http://table-for-1.tumblr.com/ Table for One] | * [http://table-for-1.tumblr.com/ Table for One] | ||
{{dyingalone}} | {{dyingalone}} | ||
[[ | [[Category:Epithets]] | ||
[[ | [[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:24, 1 November 2018
Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of furries, Scientologists, gays, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have since found the Internets, and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.
Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, as well as to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.
If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.
Philosophy
You are just one boring consciousness; it is only upon relation with other consciousnesses that things get interesting (remember, a cat is fine too). Larger groupisms include: religion, politics, genders, races, cultures, subcultures; smaller groupism include: love, sex, pornography, family, and friends. What worth-while story has only one character?
Gallery
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The Ronery Pirrow... -
...and its female counterpart. -
And a special edition version for My Little Pony fans. -
For those who are really desperate. -
What lonely people do every night. -
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What lonely people do. -
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A Sankaku Channel user braging about his loneliness
Symptoms of Loneliness
- Owning an anime DVD
- Buying wishlist items for camwhores
- Being a camwhore
- Collecting plastic crap
- Excessive fatness
- Excessive fapping
- Using Fake Your Space
- Being an attention whore
- Using the internet to fill the void that is your social/love life
- Having a waifu.
- Playing Second Life because your first one sucked.
People who are Lonely
People who are Especially Lonely
- Emo people
- Furries
- Bronies
- Prince Jeremy
- Atimon
- Zoklet users
- Chris-chan
- Aspies
- 16-year-old girls
- The population of Second Life
- People who are left alone.
- Nadine Schweigert - She married herself.
- Love shys
- /b/
- /v/
- 4chan in general.
- Weeaboos
- Sankaku Complex users
- fags
- You
See Also
External links
