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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Phoenix Ikner'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Phoenix Ikner'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 18, 2004 ({{Age|2004|8|18}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|August 18, 2004 ({{Age|2004|8|18}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Norwegian]]-[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Special Olympics]] athlete}} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Special Olympics]] athlete}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 6 | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 7 (6 by gunfire)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell no}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hell no}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
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== Background == | == Background == | ||
Phoenix had the most bizarre backstory of any mass shooter. He was born in [[Norway]], [[Rapefugee|immigrated]] to the US, and was even kidnapped at 11. | Phoenix had the most bizarre backstory of any mass shooter. He was born in [[Norway]], [[Rapefugee|immigrated]] to the US, and was even kidnapped at 11. | ||
== Loadout == | |||
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!colspan="2"|Class setup | |||
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*'''Primary''': .45 caliber Glock 21 | |||
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* Classic mass shooter handgun. Caliber used lethal AF '''Does 30-45 pts. of damage''' | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Shotgun | |||
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* 12-gauge shotgun used to shot doors '''Does 30-40 pts. of damage''' | |||
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*'''Perk 1''': Autism | |||
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*'''X2 Moving speed''' | |||
*'''X2 Shooting speed''' | |||
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*'''Perk 2''': Special Boy | |||
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*'''Make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.''' | |||
*'''Intelligence and aiming stat cut a half''' | |||
*'''Reloading speed doubles''' | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|2|7 injured|5|[[Anders]] is crying because of your shitty attack!|3|Retarded europissean Cho chimpout|5|Got his attention, but it happened in America|0|FUCK YOU RETARD!|15|F|Did shit for [[Anders Breivik|Norwegian]] [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage|standards]] (even outside the country, LOL)}} | |||
{{WantedLevel|1}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
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<gallery> | |||
File:PhoenixI.jpg|More double chin than a pear | |||
File:PhoenixSelfie.png|Confirmed he was a Christian | |||
File:PhoenixCourt.png|Court appearance | |||
</gallery> | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - A much better example of what Norway has to offer. | * [[Anders Behring Breivik]] - A much better example of what Norway has to offer. | ||
* [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - Another Florida school shooting. | * [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - X2 but without modern weapons like firearms | ||
* [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - Another Florida school shooting. Some survivors of Parkland were at the college that Ikner attacked. | |||
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] - Similar high score. | |||
* [[Nazi]] | * [[Nazi]] | ||
* [[Phoenix Wright]] | * [[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*{{wikilink|2025_Florida_State_University_shooting|TOW coverage}} | *{{wikilink|2025_Florida_State_University_shooting|TOW coverage}} | ||
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/311571/marseydylan-v2-fsu-shooting-overview-new|Footage and pix}} | |||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
Latest revision as of 12:18, 15 September 2025
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| Phoenix Ikner | |
| Born | August 18, 2004 (21 years old) |
| Nationality: | Norwegian-Americunt  
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| Occupation | Special Olympics athlete |
| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 7 (6 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | Hell no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Too retarded to |
| Motive | Christian supremacy, Down syndrome |
Phoenix Ikner卐 (Born: Christian Gunnar Eriksen†) is a fascist, athlete, and sufferer of Down syndrome who, on April 17, 2025, sperged out and went for the high score, likely due to having too much hatred for nonbelievers and maybe just catching too severe of a case of mass shooting autism. He used 3 firearms, a Glock from his mommy (who was a cop for some reason), a shotgun, and an unknown firearm.
Background
Phoenix had the most bizarre backstory of any mass shooter. He was born in Norway, immigrated to the US, and was even kidnapped at 11.
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 7 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Anders is crying because of your shitty attack! |
| Style: | 3/20 Retarded europissean Cho chimpout |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Got his attention, but it happened in America |
| Bonus: | 0/20 FUCK YOU RETARD! |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
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More double chin than a pear -
Confirmed he was a Christian -
Court appearance
See Also
- Anders Behring Breivik - A much better example of what Norway has to offer.
- Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage - X2 but without modern weapons like firearms
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting - Another Florida school shooting. Some survivors of Parkland were at the college that Ikner attacked.
- Natalie Rupnow - Similar high score.
- Nazi
- Phoenix Wright
- Rickard Andersson - Another retarded Scandinavian school shooter who did it right, unlike Phoenix.
External Links
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