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[[file:Furious Bird.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A real bird's reaction to the gallery below.]]
[[file:Furious Bird.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A real bird's reaction to the gallery below.]]
Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of [[Furfag|furfaggotry]] that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own [[Shitty art|shitty art]] of what they think an ostrich should look like: fucking [[Retarded|retarded]]. I find it astonishing how almost no one is aware of their existence OTI, with almost no mention of them on any other site, even though it is pretty easy to [[Google|search for their extensive amounts of shitty porn]]. One of their specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Something that makes absolutely no sense if you think about how the fuck a bird makes babies. It really makes you scratch your head and wonder how the fuck a BIRD is supposed to function sexually with a HUMAN vagina.
{{quote| angry birds equals angry sex|}}
 
Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of [[Furfag|furfaggotry]] that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own [[Shitty art|shitty art]] of what they think an ostrich should look like. One of the specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Due to thinking about nothing but sexy pigeon ass, these birdfuckers haven't realized that birds have no breasts. This should be no surprise, as all furries have failed 9th grade biology.
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Another strange addition that causes eternal [[Rage|rage]] throughout the internet is when the birds are drawn [[ALL CAPS|WITHOUT FEATHERS]]. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Who would think that looks any good for any sort of animal character? Finally and the final nail in the coffin for many bird lovers is how they draw the hands and feet occasionally. The feet are sometimes just human feet colored differently, and their hands are also sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. Only. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD?  
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Another strange addition that stems from their [[aspergers]] is when they draw the birds [[ALL CAPS|WITHOUT FEATHERS]]. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Featherfags are notorious for their complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the anatomy of their beloved animals. They draw their [[Gay|Creations]] with feet that are only human feet but colored differently, their hands are sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD? Similar to how all furries are obsessed with pokemon and how all bronies are to ponies, featherfags' favorite targets are Falco from starfox and Mordecai from The Regular Show.
 
When exploring the gallery of a typical featherfag, one should expect the following:
*a human body with a bird head tacked on
*Bird tits
*"feathers" that resemble fur or skin
*porn of even the most hideous of bird species.
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==*Retch* Gallery==
==*Retch* Gallery==
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File:Featherfag17.jpg|Look at it, sick fuck, LOOK AT IT!
File:Featherfag17.jpg|Look at it, sick fuck, LOOK AT IT!
File:Featherfag18.jpg|Some shitty excuse for a fursona.
File:Featherfag18.jpg|Some shitty excuse for a fursona.
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File:Cumbird.jpg|The end result.
File:Piplup Shock.png|Another reaction from a bird reading this article.
File:Featherfag19.png|Stay the fuck away from brazil.
File:Featherfag20.jpg|Damn, those featherfucks really like bukake...
File:Featherfag21.jpg|Because [[anything|nothing]]'s more attractive than a naked anthropomorphic bird protesting [[SOPA]].
File:Duck with a dick.jpg|A featherfag's version of a dildo.
File:Featherfag22.jpg|A featherfucker's wet dream.
File:Catsketch Cocoduck rule 34.jpg|[[WTF]]?!
File:Gay featherfag BDSM.jpg|; ;_;
File:DAWN.jpg|She's got those dark, dark secrets, and those green, green eyes...
File:The worst feather smut you'll ever see.jpg|[[Goggles|The goggles! They do nothing!]]
File:Feather foot fetish.jpg|It's even done in the style of [[My Little Pony]]...Be vewy, vewy afwaid.
File:Feather shota transformation fetish.jpg|Most likely something [[Gegabyte]] would fap to...
File:A brand new reason to hate 4chan.png|Yet another reason to [[H8|hate]] 4chan.
File:Feather pleasuring itself.gif
File:Oh god it moves.gif|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
File:Sonic featherfag.jpg
File:Feather smut POV.jpg
File:Feather fuck.jpg
File:Feather fuck camcorder.jpg
File:Feather shower dildo.jpg
File:Feathers fucking.jpg
File:Cunt destroyer penguin.jpg|[[Mr. T|"I pity the cunt who stands in my way!"]]
File:Feather masturbation.png
File:The Pokemon are not safe.jpg
File:Sonic's feather bitch.jpg|[[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|I seriously hope you guys don't fap to this...]]
File:Feather ass.jpg
File:Feather parrot.jpg|Rather tame compared to everything else...
File:Feather upskirt.jpg
File:Bird faggotry.jpg|For the love of god! Just kill yourselves already.
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==How to troll==
*invite them to KFC
*Tell them that a bird's beak can inflict as much damage as a dog bite [http://www.birdchannel.com/bird-diet-and-health/bird-care/powerful-bird-beak.aspx]
*Post pictures of dead birds
 
==See also==
*[[Furfag]]{{clear}}
*[[Sonic]]{{clear}}
*[[My little pony]]{{clear}}
*[[Sick fuck]]{{clear}}
*[[Dying alone]]{{clear}}
*[[You're a bird]]{{clear}}
*[[4chan]]{{clear}}
*[[bestiality]]{{clear}}
*[[Pokémon]]{{clear}}
*[[Otherkin]]{{clear}}
*[[Shitty art]]{{clear}}
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Latest revision as of 17:40, 11 April 2017

A real bird's reaction to the gallery below.
   
 
angry birds equals angry sex
 

 
 

Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of furfaggotry that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own shitty art of what they think an ostrich should look like. One of the specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Due to thinking about nothing but sexy pigeon ass, these birdfuckers haven't realized that birds have no breasts. This should be no surprise, as all furries have failed 9th grade biology.

tweet tweet tweet

Another strange addition that stems from their aspergers is when they draw the birds WITHOUT FEATHERS. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Featherfags are notorious for their complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the anatomy of their beloved animals. They draw their Creations with feet that are only human feet but colored differently, their hands are sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD? Similar to how all furries are obsessed with pokemon and how all bronies are to ponies, featherfags' favorite targets are Falco from starfox and Mordecai from The Regular Show.

When exploring the gallery of a typical featherfag, one should expect the following:

  • a human body with a bird head tacked on
  • Bird tits
  • "feathers" that resemble fur or skin
  • porn of even the most hideous of bird species.
Examples of faggotry About missing Pics
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How to troll

  • invite them to KFC
  • Tell them that a bird's beak can inflict as much damage as a dog bite [1]
  • Post pictures of dead birds

See also

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