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{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly-looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this|color=black|size=300%}}


{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}
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[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]  
[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]  


'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the equivalent of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese cartoons the "way they want it".
'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the equivalent of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self-hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese Cartoons the "way they want it".


It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]].
It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]].
   
   
Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions"'', which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".
Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions"'', which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self-entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self-denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".


There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.  
There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.  
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With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:  
With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:  


* Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],  
*Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half-assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],  


*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole, ] [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese cartoons,  
*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole],  [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese Cartoons,  


*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,
*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,
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*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]   
*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]   


'''''*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Batan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of japanese directors and animators.] ''''' <br>
*'''''[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Bataan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of Japanese directors and animators.] ''''' <br>
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?


And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]
And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]


Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded ) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.
Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.


==Rise from Nobody Gives a fuck to Nobody fucking cares==
==Rise from Nobody Gives a Fuck to Nobody Fucking Cares==


{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque Seanbaby wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque [[Seanbaby]] wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}


[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]
[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]


Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]
Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self-absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]


Of course, being self absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.  
Of course, being self-absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.  


Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that than oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].  
Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that except oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].  


Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]
Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]


But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]
But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime-based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]


==Motivations of Colony Drop==
==Motivations of Colony Drop==
We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica aren't just composed of people who insult and mock on a social level, but also of those that mock on a social and personal level as well to showcase why such people are fucking cocksuckers and douchebag attention whores.
The level of Colony Drop's self hatred and bitter motivations to ruin other weeaboos and animu fan's experiences is such a mindfucking classification of retarded and bitter hatred, it has been decided that analysis of such fucktardery should be attempted in order to make clear of what this site is really all about.
So let's be honest here at ED. While we have used the same terms, over and over again, being "Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom obsessed, Self Deluded Elitist, Basement Dwelling Virgins", you cannot HELP but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets is FUCKING TRUE.
And let's face it, this place IS created by a bunch of Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom obsessed, Self Deluded Elitist, Basement Dwelling Virgins. When you click that site, read those articles, and push whatever responses this shitheap attempts to communicate to you, you cannot HELP but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets ARE FUCKING TRUE.
Let's look back on this shitsack, shall we?
The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans".] They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night.   
The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans".] They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night.   


[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 They post up fucking self deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real.] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor.] They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.
[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 They post up fucking self-deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real.] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor.] They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.


These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares.] These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.
These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese Cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares.] These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.  
 
These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.
 
These are some fucking pathetic and pitiful assed Reject Weeaboos, and we here at ED have found the top tier of the insanity of fandom fuckery.  


These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self-entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self-entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.


[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]
[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]
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* '''Steve'''
* '''Steve'''
* '''Zach'''
* '''[[Zac Bertschy|Zach]]'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Dave'''
* '''Dave'''
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Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''
Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''


Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.<br> [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high class camera or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.
Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self-entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.<br> [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high-class camera, or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit that no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.


And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, ie, us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.
And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, i.e., us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.


==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==
==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==
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#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,  
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,  
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self inflated egotism and self given dumbfuckery,
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self-inflated egotism and self-given dumbfuckery,
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],  
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],  
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
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<center><font size=9>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </font size=9></center>
<center><font size=9>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </font size=9></center>


<center><font size=9>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</font size=9></center>
<center><font size=9>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</font size=9></center>
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Phone (714) 686-1555
Phone (714) 686-1555


PSSTT, more of [[Asperger's_Syndrome|Mommy's Little Tadpoles]]  
PSSTT, more of [[Asperger's_Syndrome|Mommy's Little Tadpole]]  


Registrant:
Registrant:
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*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Megatokyo]] - The other end of the insufferable weeaboo fandom, only Fred got laid.


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