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{{spoilers| 9gag is the exact same as Reddit}}
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'''[http://www.9gag.com 9Gag]''' or '''9fag''' is yet another meme spawning abomination of a website akin to [[meme|memebase]], [[FunnyJunk]] or [[reddit]]. This mix of [[12 year old|12 year olds]], [[plagiarism]] and good old fashioned [[faggotry]] creates something that makes your eyes melt from their skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black [[watermark|mark]] of [[unfunny]] death into their [[genitals|lower parts]]. The hellsite then invites [[NORPS]] and [[hipsters]] to comment and laugh and dribble from their [[facebook]] profiles about how [[shit|funny]] and [[old|original]] all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a [[gay porn]] site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous [[dicks]]. Which could be considered much funner than the reality.  
'''9fag''' (A.K.A. [[EbaumsWorld]] 2: Electric Boogaloo and 9fag ) is yet another "meme" spawning abomination of a website akin to [[meme|memebase]], [[FunnyJunk]], [[Imgur]] or [[reddit]]. Inhabited solely by [[Heidi Crowter|12 year old girls with Down Syndrome]], this mix of [[12 year old|12 year olds]], [[plagiarism]] and good old fashioned [[faggotry]] creates something that makes your eyes melt from your skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black [[watermark|mark]] of [[unfunny]] death into their [[genitals|lower parts]]. The hellsite then invites [[NORPS]] and [[hipsters]] to comment and laugh and dribble from their [[facebook]] profiles about how [[shit|funny]] and [[old|original]] all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a [[gay porn]] site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous [[dicks]], which could be considered much more fun than the reality.  


==[[Shit|The Site]]==
==[[Shit|The Site]]==
[[File:Evenunfunnyjunkagrees.png|thumb|right|Even [[FunnyJunk|UnfunnyJunk]] agrees 9fag is [[shit]]]]
[[File:Evenunfunnyjunkagrees.png|thumb|right|Even [[FunnyJunk|UnfunnyJunk]] agrees 9fag is [[shit]]]]
[[Image:9gag-army.jpg|thumb|right|[[13 year old boy|Members of the 9gag Army]].]]
[[Image:9gag-army.jpg|thumb|right|[[13 year old boy|Members of le 9gag Army]].]]
[[Image:9gag_creators.png|thumb|right|The creators of this [[faggotry]].]]
[[Image:9gag_creators.png|thumb|right|The creators of this [[faggotry]].]]
The "[[Shit|content]]", "[[Stolen|created]]" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of [[Reddit|rage comics]], lame [[Pun|puns]], [[Forced Meme|forced memes]], and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just [[Unfunny|isn't funny]] is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of covering one's eyes in an attempt to block out the levels of [[Unfunny|unfunniness]] coming from the site, but in a [[No shit|shocking turn of events]], it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped [[13 year old]] users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the [[unfunny]] levels down even further to unimaginable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any [[shock site|shock images]] on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of [[goatse]] or [[tubgirl]] would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their [[your mom|mother]] walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her [[retarded]] [[hipster]] excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. [http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained/ Fully explained here], it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from notorious content stealer reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting in the bottom of the barrel that is the internet.  
The "[[Shit|content]]", "[[Stolen|created]]" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of [[Reddit|rage comics]], lame [[Pun|puns]], [[Forced Meme|forced memes]], and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just [[Unfunny|isn't funny]] is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of forcing one to cover one's eyes in a futile attempt to block out the levels of [[Unfunny|unfunniness]] coming from the site, but in a [[No shit|shocking turn of events]], it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped [[13 year old]] users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the [[unfunny]] levels down even further into the unfathomable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any [[shock site|shock images]] on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of [[goatse]] or [[tubgirl]] would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their [[your mom|mother]] walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her [[retarded]] [[hipster]] excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. [http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained/ Fully explained here], it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from the notorious content thief Reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting at the very bottom of the immense barrel that is the internet.  


<s>9gag also protects images from downloading by right click, to [[copypasta]], press F12 on google chrome, click frames-images and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to [http://fuck9gag.com fuck9gag.com]. Content doesn't belong to them anyway.</s> Why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|The Cancer]] is beyond us.
9gag also protects images from downloading by right click; to [[copypasta]], simply press F12 while in Google Chrome, click <i>frames-images</i> and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to [http://www.fuck9gag.com fuck9gag.com]. The content in question doesn't belong to them anyway. But why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|The Cancer]] is beyond us.


===[[Losers|The 9gag Community]]===
===[[Losers|The 9gag Community]]===
* [[Newfags]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]].
* [[Newfags]] who steal from [[b/|/b/]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who steal from [[b/|/b/]].
* [[Newfags]] who steal from [[Reddit]]
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who steal from [[Reddit]]
* [[Newfags]] who [[lolwut|steal from ED]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[lolwut|steal from ED]].
* [[Newfags]] who [[No|think they're the elite of the internet]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[No|think they're the elite of the internet]].
* [[Newfags]] who [[No|think 9gag creates memes]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[No|think 9gag creates memes]].
* [[Newfags]] who think [[RAGE|Rage Comics]] are funny.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think [[RAGE|Rage Comics]] are funny.
* [[Newfags]] who [[Retard|think all memes come from 9gag]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[Retard|think all memes come from 9gag]].
* [[Newfags]] who think that [[forced memes]] are hilarious.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think that [[forced memes]] are hilarious.
* [[Newfags]] who think they're part of the '[[Faggots|9gag Army]]'.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think they're part of the '[[Faggots|9gag Army]]'.
* [[Newfags]] who think [[Chuck Norris]] jokes are funny.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think [[Chuck Norris]] jokes are funny.
* [[Niggers]] who steal from other websites.
* [[Niggers]] who steal from other websites.
* [[Hipsters]].
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[13 year old boys]].
* [[Newfags]]
* [[16 year old girls]].
* [[16 year old girls]]
* [[Basement Dwellers]].
* [[Basement Dwellers]]
* [[Fags]]
* [[Fags]]
* [[Asperger's Syndrome|Asspies]]
* [[White Trash]]
* [[Retard|Mongoloids]]
* [[Retard|Mongoloids]]
* [[You]] <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard]] that, even you wouldn't be part of this shit community, which is doing yourself a goddamn favor.</s>
* <s>[[You]]</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard]] that, even you wouldn't be part of this shit community, which is doing yourself a goddamn favor.


===[[Anti-Lulz|Rules]] of 9gag===
===[[Anti-Lulz|Rules]] of 9gag===
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'''1.''' 9GAG is just for [[Fags|FUN]].<br>
'''1.''' 9GAG is just for [[Fags|FUN]].<br>
'''2.''' 9GAG is JUST for [[Fags|fun]].<br>
'''2.''' 9GAG is JUST for [[Fags|fun]].<br>
'''3.''' [[No|Get Involved]].<br>
'''3.''' Get [[Raped|Involved]].<br>
'''4.''' If you’re [[Unfunny|funny]], you get Likes.<br>
'''4.''' If you’re [[Unfunny|funny]], you get [[Raped|Likes]].<br>
'''5.''' [[No|Play Nice]].<br>
'''5.''' [[No|Play Nice]].<br>
'''6.''' Respect [[Steal|originality and creativity]].<br>
'''6.''' Respect [[Stealing|originality and creativity]].<br>
'''7.''' [[Anti-Lulz|Moderate]] your content.<br>
'''7.''' [[Anti-Lulz|Moderate]] your content.<br>
'''8.''' [[Bullshit|No reposts]].<br>
'''8.''' [[Unrealistic Expectations|No reposts]].<br>
'''9.''' [[No|Report Abuse]].<br>
'''9.''' Report [[Butthurt|Abuse]].<br>


===[[Faggots|The Founders of 9gag]]===
===[[Faggots|The Founders of 9gag]]===
*'''[[Faggots|Ray Chan & Chris Chan]]:''' Co-Founders of 9GAG and Co-Creators of a site known as [[Shit|Startup Quote]] which is full of pseudo-inspirational bullshit .
*'''[[Faggot|Ray Chan ]] & [[Chris Chan]]:''' Co-Founders of 9GAG and Co-Creators of a site known as [[Shit|Startup Quote]] which is full of pseudo-inspirational bullshit .
*'''[[Retard|Marco Fung]]:''' Co-founder of 9GAG and Co-Founder of [[Shit|Singboard]] which is an online karaoke program which allows you to prance around like [[retard]] whist singing [[Fat Larry's Band|old songs]] [[Shit no one cares about|no one gives a fuck about]] from the comfort of your own home.
*'''[[Retard|Marco Fung]]:''' Co-founder of 9GAG and Co-Founder of [[Shit|Singboard]] which is an online karaoke program which allows you to prance around like [[retard]] whist singing [[Fat Larry's Band|old songs]] [[Shit no one cares about|no one gives a fuck about]] from the comfort of your own home.
*'''[[Loser|Derek Chan]]:''' This [[Azn]] cancer ridden loser did nothing but Co-found 9GAG, but he did us a favour by not polluting the internet like his [[Faggots|colleagues]].
*'''[[Loser|Derek Chan]]:''' This [[Azn]] cancer ridden loser did nothing but Co-found 9GAG, but he did us a favour by not polluting the internet like his [[Faggots|colleagues]].
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* Complaining about girls [[Losers|before even meeting one]]
* Complaining about girls [[Losers|before even meeting one]]
* Play [[Call of Duty]] and/or [[Minecraft]] almost all of the time. They get extremely [[butthurt]] when killed in their games.
* Play [[Call of Duty]] and/or [[Minecraft]] almost all of the time. They get extremely [[butthurt]] when killed in their games.
* Think [[Gangnam Style]] is the [[Lie|greatest song ever]]
* Think [[Rebecca Black|Friday]] is the [[Lie|greatest song ever]]
* And being [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] and [[rage|complaining about everything]]
* And being [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] and [[rage|complaining about everything]]


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* [[attention whore|If you remember this, you are awesome]] (everybody)
* [[attention whore|If you remember this, you are awesome]] (everybody)
* Inviting people to create awareness of [[environmentalism]] by plastering [[nobody cares|'''PLEASE CLICK LIKE AND SHARE''']] all over their post because [[Fucktard|that will surely save the planet]] - saving teh [[world]]!!oen1
* Inviting people to create awareness of [[environmentalism]] by plastering [[nobody cares|'''PLEASE CLICK LIKE AND SHARE''']] all over their post because [[Fucktard|that will surely save the planet]] - saving teh [[world]]!!oen1
* Anti-American jokes. Most 9gag users <s>are</s> pretend to be pretentious [[Brazil|Brazilians]] and love to say that "Americunts won't get this.".
* Anti-American jokes. Most 9gag users pretend to be pretentious [[Brazil|Brazilians]] and love to say that "Americunts won't get this.".
* That awkward moment when... well nothing, but all the readers are [[Aspie|socially awkward]], so they think ordinary stuff is awkward.
* That awkward moment when... well nothing, but all the readers are [[Aspie|socially awkward]], so they think ordinary stuff is awkward.
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Because sample mean is an unbiased point estimator of the population mean, [[fact|we  can conclude]] that the entire website and all its users are complete and utter [[shit]].
Because sample mean is an unbiased point estimator of the population mean, [[fact|we  can conclude]] that the entire website and all its users are complete and utter [[shit]].


==War Is Hell==
==The Heidi Crowter Affair==
[[File:Operation_9gag.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:9gagepicwin.jpg|thumb|right|[[Epic Win]]]]
[[Image:Operation_DeepThroat.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Mc9gag.jpg|thumb|right|The original post in all its [[faggotry]].]]
Imagine two ragtag armies. Now imagine one is a disorganized, unmotivated group that could easily annihilate the other, and that the other is a bunch of extremists that don't have the balls to commit extremist acts.
 
===First Strike===
One day, sick of 9fag's bullshit memes, taking credit for [[4chan]] memes and claiming to be [[Fags|Legion]], some /b/tards [[Crapflood|crapflooded]] the site with [[porn]] and [[gore]]. Needless to say, not much happened, considering they were [[Raid|trying to attack others on the internet]]. However, the raid did accomplish something. The Jew overlords of 9gag made it so that you now must be "registered" to vote on pictures, thereby eliminating the last vestiges of anything that make it look like a 4chan clone. This also applies to the removal of their "Store" which sold stickers of memes with their 9fag logo imprinted on the sides. Sure, the [[And nothing of value was lost|attack did almost nothing]], but if they could get people to [[SOPA|restrict their underlings freedoms in the name of "security"]] and [[Epic Win|severely traumatise their members]], anything is possible.
 
===Operation: [[Deepthroat]]===
On December 20, 2011, one day before the raid, [[4chan]] members launched another operation, known as “Operation: [[Deepthroat]]”. The operation was to be a [[Unrealistic Expectations|3 part take down plan]], involving some of the largest meme sites on the internet, such as [[Reddit]], [[Tumblr]], and [[FunnyJunk|Unfunny Junk]]. Within hours, the message had been spread all across the 4 participating websites. On December 20, the raid had officially started. Hundreds of [[Sock Puppet|fake accounts]] took to the newest uploads section, uploading [[gore]], [[cp]], and [[porn]]. Each entry was quickly down voted by 9fags, unable to handle the images, and then removed by the [[Faggots|moderators]]. However, for as fast as the moderators could work, posts continued to fill up the newest uploads page, until they ultimately [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|had to shut down all site services, including voting, new account creation, commenting, submitting content, and viewing the newest uploads]]. This period of high alert lasted for over 40 hours, well into the specified raid day. [[Meanwhile]], as the spam raid continued, the clock had struck midnight on the 20th, signaling the beginning of the [[DDoS]] attacks. The [[DDoS]] attacks had already begun earlier on the day, but [[Failure|not to full effect]]. Within hours, 9fag was knocked offline in some areas, for unknown amounts of time. For several locations, 9fag was unreachable, and in other places, unusably slow, [[Failure|but many servers continued to function, preventing the massive black out the Operation had intended, making the entire raid a failure]].
 
===Like A Bad Game of Russian Roulette===
Nearly a day before the 4chan raid, 9fag had discovered their intentions through several posts that had surfaced on the website's “[[Shit|Hot page]]”. The posts were in fact, [[Sock Puppet|set up by 4chan users, in an attempt to confuse their enemy]]. One such post was written by a [[4chan]] member acting as a 9fag member, inciting a [[DDoS]] attack on 4chan. In a [[Awesome|terrible]] mistake, [[Retards|9fags ended up firing upon their own site]]. The instructions that were given to them were [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|actually the coordinates to 9fag itself]]. Unaware of this, 9fag members fired upon the given coordinates. [[Tl;dr|In a short summary]], 9fag was tricked into DDoS’ing itself. [[Epic Fail|Due to the servers massive capacity, little effect was had]]. 9fags, having discovered their mistake, launched a DDoS attack on 4chan's main page, shutting it down for a small amount of time. But, while the homepage was down, all the boards continued to function as normal, allowing for continued raid coordination.
 
===Aftermath===
While the [[porn]] and [[gore]] spam attack on the site was successful, the [[DDoS]] on 9fag [[Failure|failed to shut down the site completely]], but was able to deprive some [[13 year old boys]] of their shitty site. The aforementioned spam attack have resulted in frequent and almost incessant [[whining]] from [[butthurt]] [[faggots]] about the [[gore]] spam shortly after the raid and continues to this day. While [[4chan]] failed to produce a site wide black out, the [[Epic Win|mentally scarring effects of gore and porn may be carried to this day]]. [[Tl;dr|But in a short summary]], both idiotic legions failed miserably.
 
===The [[Nazi|German]] Burger Contest===
On January 16, 2012 after the conflict between [[4chan]] and 9fag had died down, a 9gag user known as [[Faggot|schierer]] posted a picture on the site to try and gain votes for a “[[Shit|9gag burger]]” that he had created for the [[Nazi|German]] [[McDonalds|McDonald’s]] burger contest. The 9gag burger quickly gained around 32,000 votes mostly due to 9faggots ejaculating at the thought of the word "9gag" being on a burger [[Obese|that will probably give them heart disease in the next 20 years]]. This put it at first place by nearly 29,000 votes, hearing of this cancerous [[faggotry]], [[4chan]] users concocted their own burger to contend with the [[Shit|Mc9gag]], and was named after [[Moot]], and so the “[[Epic Win|McMoot]]” was conceived, but it fell far behind the [[Shit|Mc9gag]] in its early stages as [[4chan]] was unable to equal the [[Retards|mongoloid masses of 9gag]]. However, 4chan, using their [[Hacks|Uber 1337 Hax0rs]], devised a [[Cheat|better way to win the competition]]. A [[Twitter]] user by the name of Matheusavs28 created a Votescript for 4chan to use. Within days, the [[Epic Win|McMoot]] had surpassed the [[Shit|Mc9gag]] by [[Over 9000|well over 100,000 votes]], but they weren't done with the contest yet. The contest clearly stated that the top 20 burgers would be chosen and then tested, so for [[4chan]] to ensure absolute victory over 9fag and stomp out their cancer ridden abomination, they created 20 new burgers. With the revised voting script, the votes came pouring in like the [[Failure|failed memes 9gag creates on a daily basis]]. [[Victory|Each burger surpassed the 9gag burger by about 20-30 thousand votes]].
 
===The Heidi Crowter Affair===
[[Image:9gag_potatogirl.jpg|thumb|right|[[Heidi Crowter|Those Monsters!]]]]
[[Image:9gag_potatogirl.jpg|thumb|right|[[Heidi Crowter|Those Monsters!]]]]
[[Last Thursday|For some time]], there was one [[Advice dog/variants|Advice Dog Variant]] that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with [[Retard|Down Syndrome]]. The toddlers name was [[Heidi Crowter]], and her face spawned the Potato variant.
[[Last Thursday|For some time]], there was one [[Advice dog/variants|Advice Dog Variant]] that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with [[Retard|Down Syndrome]]. The toddlers name was [[Heidi Crowter]], and her face spawned the Potato variant.
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[[Yes|Will the raids continue?]] [[Maybe|Will 9gag actually die from the sheer amount of cancer inhabiting it?]] [[No|Does anybody fucking care anymore?]]
[[Yes|Will the raids continue?]] [[Maybe|Will 9gag actually die from the sheer amount of cancer inhabiting it?]] [[No|Does anybody fucking care anymore?]]
This event began a trend of blaming 9gag. After the Heidi Crowter affair, blaming 9gag was part of [[OpRollRedRoll|#OpRollRedRoll]] and [[Cut4Bieber|#Cut4Bieber]].
==2024 and onwards==
Starting in early 2024, 9gag actually became quite "based", as th' wigger faggot Zoomers would say.
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==Trolling==
==Trolling==
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==9faggotry==
==9faggotry==


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File:Leader of 9gag army.jpg
Image:Dead_soldier_1.jpg|[[Why do you hate freedom?]]
Image:Dead_soldier_1.jpg|[[Why do you hate freedom?]]
Image:Stupid Shit 3.jpeg|They think that somebody gives a shit about them.
Image:Stupid Shit 3.jpeg|They think that somebody gives a shit about them.
Image:Stupid Shit 4.jpeg|[[Rage|...]]
Image:Stupid Shit 4.jpeg|[[Rage|...]]
Image:9gag unfunny.jpg|There's someone out there who finds this funny.
Image:9gag unfunny.jpg|There's someone out there who finds this funny.
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Image:Dead_soldier_2.jpg|Another one
Image:Dead_soldier_2.jpg|Another one
Image:Dead_soldier_3.jpg|And another
Image:Dead_soldier_3.jpg|And another
Image:Serious_strike.jpg|Because [[gore]] and [[porn]] will totally destroy [[/b/]].
Image:Serious_strike.jpg|Because [[gore]] and [[porn]] will totally destroy [[B|/b/]].
Image:say_le_one_more_time.jpg|Finally, a [[nigger]] acting normally.
Image:say_le_one_more_time.jpg|Finally, a [[nigger]] acting normally.
Image:9gag_shit.png|[[Fact|9gag picks up the shit Reddit leaves behind]].
Image:9gag_shit.png|[[Fact|9gag picks up the shit Reddit leaves behind]].
Image:9gag_thieves.jpg|This proves that 9fags are [[Nigger|thieving niggers]].
Image:9gag_thieves.jpg|This proves that 9fags are [[Nigger|thieving niggers]].
Image:9gag_loves_shit.jpg|[[Truth|An accurate depiction]] of an 9fag's reaction.
Image:9gag_loves_shit.jpg|[[Truth|An accurate depiction]] of a 9fag's reaction.
Image:9gag_summary.jpg|A basic summary of the "[[Shit|content]]" you'll find on 9fag.
Image:9gag_summary.jpg|A basic summary of the "[[Shit|content]]" you'll find on 9fag.
Image:9gag_notstolen.jpg|[[Stolen|Definitely not stolen]].
Image:9gag_notstolen.jpg|[[Stolen|Definitely not stolen]].
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Image:9gag_reaction2.jpg|This is what facial expression one should have when coming into contact with a [[Shit|9gag image]].
Image:9gag_reaction2.jpg|This is what facial expression one should have when coming into contact with a [[Shit|9gag image]].
Image:Lolcatsarentfunnystupidshit.png|OMG! A CAT IS CLEANING HIMSELF!! SO [[Unfunny|FUNNY]]!! LET'S MAKE A MEME!!(also [[MSPaint]])
Image:Lolcatsarentfunnystupidshit.png|OMG! A CAT IS CLEANING HIMSELF!! SO [[Unfunny|FUNNY]]!! LET'S MAKE A MEME!!(also [[MSPaint]])
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Original Content]]
*[[s4s/|/s4s/]]
*[[Reddit]]
*[[Watermark]]
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Knowyourmeme]]
*[[Newfags]]
*[[Newfags]]
*[[Funnyjunk]]
*[[Funnyjunk]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Ifunny]]
*[[Lolcats]], the parent site of Memebase and the template for this site.
*[[Lolcats]], the parent site of Memebase and the template for this site.
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim#"Memes"|Arrow to the Knee]]
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim#"Memes"|Arrow to the Knee]]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE&feature=context-gch| This video sums up 9Gag]
*[[Bright Neon Nike Shirt]] - clothing of choice for 9gag users
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE&feature=context-gch| This video sums up 9Gag]
*[[HUGELOL|9gag's Retarded Little Brother]]




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HOLY SHIT 9gag is the exact same as Reddit!!!1
Eat it up. Eat it all up.

9fag (A.K.A. EbaumsWorld 2: Electric Boogaloo and 9fag ) is yet another "meme" spawning abomination of a website akin to memebase, FunnyJunk, Imgur or reddit. Inhabited solely by 12 year old girls with Down Syndrome, this mix of 12 year olds, plagiarism and good old fashioned faggotry creates something that makes your eyes melt from your skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black mark of unfunny death into their lower parts. The hellsite then invites NORPS and hipsters to comment and laugh and dribble from their facebook profiles about how funny and original all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a gay porn site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous dicks, which could be considered much more fun than the reality.

The Site

Even UnfunnyJunk agrees 9fag is shit
Members of le 9gag Army.
The creators of this faggotry.

The "content", "created" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of rage comics, lame puns, forced memes, and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just isn't funny is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of forcing one to cover one's eyes in a futile attempt to block out the levels of unfunniness coming from the site, but in a shocking turn of events, it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped 13 year old users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the unfunny levels down even further into the unfathomable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any shock images on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of goatse or tubgirl would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their mother walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her retarded hipster excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. Fully explained here, it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from the notorious content thief Reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting at the very bottom of the immense barrel that is the internet.

9gag also protects images from downloading by right click; to copypasta, simply press F12 while in Google Chrome, click frames-images and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to fuck9gag.com. The content in question doesn't belong to them anyway. But why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for The Cancer is beyond us.

The 9gag Community

Rules of 9gag

The Azn overlords of 9gag decided it would be a good idea to enforce rules on their awesome website in a petty attempt to stop it from looking like a 4chan clone. The rules listed below resemble both “Rules of the Internet” which drags their current level of unfunniness down to unfathomable depths, and forum rules. Notice how there's 9 rules? That's so clever.

1. 9GAG is just for FUN.
2. 9GAG is JUST for fun.
3. Get Involved.
4. If you’re funny, you get Likes.
5. Play Nice.
6. Respect originality and creativity.
7. Moderate your content.
8. No reposts.
9. Report Abuse.

The Founders of 9gag

A Sampling of Faggotry

oh lol you said I'm a penis!!onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven
Artist's depiction of a typical 9gag comic

The uneducated masses of 9gag fail to understand the meme phenomenon. Where normally, it's an image, a saying, or a random oddity that get's spread around for no reason, to them a meme is an image macro, spammed ad nauseam. A veritable "meme factory", if you can stomach the concept. Herein, a small number of their "memes" are listed.

Memes

Notice the lack of original content. None of the memes became memes on 9fag. You can simply get reputation from just copying and pasting an image from another meme site, and then repost a repost of a repost ad infinitum.

13 year old boys

Cancer

Social Disaster


Because sample mean is an unbiased point estimator of the population mean, we can conclude that the entire website and all its users are complete and utter shit.

The Heidi Crowter Affair

Those Monsters!

For some time, there was one Advice Dog Variant that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with Down Syndrome. The toddlers name was Heidi Crowter, and her face spawned the Potato variant.

Flash forward to 2012. An article about some retarded girl looking suspiciously like our dear Potato girl surfaced in The Daily Mail. The article featured a butthurt mother complaining that her drooling failed abortion had seen a mean picture of her as a child, when in reality, it was yet another attention whore trying to cash in on barely-deserved e-fame. Of course, this only served to make /b/ laugh harder, but, despite 9gag thinking this shit was hilarious to begin with, it collectively felt bad about it. This didn't stop Anon from using the opportunity to paint 9gag as a hate site coinciding with another proper raid, because we all know what happened last time a site was designated hateful. The ploy fell flat on it's face, as all raids do now, but it appears to be the weapon of choice now, that being manipulation of public opinion; while the actual raid was successful until the owners realized that they could actually disable parts of their own site.

Will the raids continue? Will 9gag actually die from the sheer amount of cancer inhabiting it? Does anybody fucking care anymore?

This event began a trend of blaming 9gag. After the Heidi Crowter affair, blaming 9gag was part of #OpRollRedRoll and #Cut4Bieber.

2024 and onwards

Starting in early 2024, 9gag actually became quite "based", as th' wigger faggot Zoomers would say.

Trolling

9faggotry

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