Why do you hate America?

The American Bald Eagle... which doesn't have lacrimal glands (it can't cry), dumbfucks. This image goes perfectly with the phrase. (lol nerd)

No srsly, we will fuckin' do it... Just ask Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh wait they're all dead! LAWL.

Also known as "Why do you hate freedom?," Why do you hate America is the default boilerplate response to any statement which implies the United States might be responsible for anything negative. Causing a global epidemic of obesity from allowing a certain corporation to use some of the most exploitative marketing and labor in history? That brief period of history where segregating crackers and niggers was an actual thing? Or throwing Japs into internment camps during the second world war? The botched invasions of the Middle East which have ruined more lives than they saved, single-handedly causing not only the European rapefugee crisis, but also the rise of ISIS? Their abject biased permissiveness of BLM and Antifa tearing their cities apart while crushing other dissenting groups? The current situation developing in Ukraine after their meddling of a democratic election to put a literal Nazi in charge for better trade deals? YEAH RIGHT! AS IF! THAT THING NEVER HAPPENS WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOMS ANON? MUH FREEDOMS!

The image you see above is a prime example of the reason people hate America, and why you should hate America. Americunts are the biggest world exporters of sloth, laziness and lethargy. Yes we know this sort of thing happens in other countries, and yes we know there are other similarly cancerous subcultures that are even more obnoxious than your average juggalo. The problem lies in the fact that for all this lazy crap you see, Americunts also love of pandering to each other and ritualistically posture to the rest of the world as being 'the best country in the world'. No, it is not the best fucking country of the world, that accolade goes to Best Korea.

History

This image asks many questions, least of which is why does he hate America? Gay nazi is gay.

The phrase "Why do you hate America?" was born after a mother lost her son to the ravaging African disease we now know as elephantiasis. America Johnson was a college athlete and had a 3.0 GPA. He was a community pillar, and often volunteered as the May pole during May Day celebrations. Eventually, like any emotional tragedy, his story began to be used by conservative senators attempting to rally popular opinion to themselves; however, because he was black they often didn't bother to mention who he was in case one of their friends found out they kind of didn't think niggers were so bad.

'Freedom'

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Nothing demonstrates a country having freedoms more than the following: 1. A gang of powertripping cops arresting a bunch of protestors in front of a memorial for the very person who gave them their rights in the first place. 2. Being forced to drive everywhere because public transit is hated by politicians. 3. Getting your arse thrown in prison for decades for being homeless.

Thus conclusively proving that Americans have about the same amount of rights as your average Chinese sweatshop worker.

Lulz

"Why do you hate America?" can be used in any context - and, in fact, the more ridiculous the context, the better the phrase works. Examine these examples for rudimentary tips on how to hate America like the pros:

• After a rant Baleeted by people who hate America.
• During a debate Baleeted
• After a long-winded speech
• In mockery of known idiots
• Talking a lot
• A furry speaks out against Americans

...and on, and on, and on. There is literally no end to hating America.

This includes arguments about who had the better empire: BRITAIN or the UNITED STATES. If a Brit criticises America, he is assumed to be immediately wrong. Everyone knows Jews did WTC.

Droopy hates America

Americunts often argue that people hate America because they are jealous of America's freedoms. This is similar in nature to various furries, weeaboos, and other faggots on sites like Youtube, DeviantArt, and Fanfiction.net BAWWWing that people don't like their artwork, video, fanfic, or whatever because they are jealous of said faggot's talent. Likewise, Americunts can BAWWW about people hating their freedoms whenever sand nigras Jews fly planes into their buildings or people the world over start stating that they are a bunch of ill-mannered, self-centered fucktards, but in truth, Americunt "freedom" is mostly an insane asylum run by the Jews. That's what the rest of the world thinks of your freedom, Americunts.

Variations

• Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
• Why do you want our troops to die?
• Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
• Why do you raep innocent children?
• Why do you like France?
• Why do you not hang on Glenn Beck's every word?

Other Statements that can be used to cause drama and get banned

• America should kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out
• Why do fags hate america?
• Are you a jew?
• Obama is a muslim nigger
• Blacks are responsible for everything horrible in the world.
• Women definitely can't run countries
• Jews did WTC
• Hitler was a pretty cool guy. Eh killed many a Jew and doesn't afraid of anything.
• No Nazis are bad.
• Ron Paul always wins
• Libertarians hate you
• Liberals hate america
• Librarians hate america
• Anarchists hate america
• Everyone hates america
• Only neocons love america and know what is best.
• All fags are pedophiles.
• All pedophiles are fags.
• I vote republican.
• Taxation is theft.
• I kidnap American children and force them to suck my penis
• Why does God Hate America?
• Nigger president lol
• UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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