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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crimo'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Crimo'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2000 ({{age|2000|9|20}} years old)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Amerimutt]] [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Amerimutt]] [[File:Le_56_nationality.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score| | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|7 frags, 25 injured}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[Stephen Paddock|Las Vegas]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[Stephen Paddock|Las Vegas]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Caught by cops}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Caught by cops}} | ||
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File:CrimoMugshot.png|Crimo, moments before getting [[buttrape]]d | File:CrimoMugshot.png|Crimo, moments before getting [[buttrape]]d | ||
File:Hello.jpg|Pic related | File:Hello.jpg|Pic related | ||
[[File:AE186038-3DBC-4C5F-ABB9-CE6D7D8B81F8.jpeg|thumb|none]] HIS CAWCK LUL | |||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
===[[Music|Music videos]]=== | |||
{{center|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold; | {{center|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|[[File:Awake_the_Rapper_-_Out_of_this_World.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''You sucked as a rapper, you sucked harder as a mass shooter.'''</center> | |[[File:Awake_the_Rapper_-_Out_of_this_World.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''You sucked as a rapper, you sucked harder as a mass shooter.'''</center> | ||
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - On My Mind.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another emo music video. The [[Batshit insane|real fun]] starts at 2:27.'''</center> | |[[File:Awake The Rapper - On My Mind.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another emo music video. The [[Batshit insane|real fun]] starts at 2:27.'''</center> | ||
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - Toy Soldier.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another one of his emo music videos, this time made with [[MS Paint]].'''</center> | |[[File:Awake The Rapper - Toy Soldier.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Another one of his emo music videos, this time made with [[MS Paint]].'''</center> | ||
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===[[Shit nobody cares about|Other stuff]]=== | |||
{{center|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - Sleepwalker.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''A video he made shortly before the event, describing himself as a "sleepwalker".'''</center> | |||
|[[File:Awake The Rapper - 8068_DCIM.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Him running through a corridor.'''</center> | |[[File:Awake The Rapper - 8068_DCIM.mp4|640x360px]]<br /><center>'''Him running through a corridor.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>IKHLB1b5jkc</youtube><center>'''Game footage as captured by a spectator.'''</center> | |<youtube>IKHLB1b5jkc</youtube><center>'''Game footage as captured by a spectator.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>TsfBczc7bS0</youtube><center>'''[[Omar Mateen|Get]] [[Nikolas Cruz|used]] [[Payton Gendron|to]] [[ | |<youtube>TsfBczc7bS0</youtube><center>'''[[Omar Mateen|Get]] [[Nikolas Cruz|used]] [[Payton Gendron|to]] [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa|hearing that]]. Also, look at [[Jews|that nose]].'''</center> | ||
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*[[Chicago]] - Where the attack took place. Already has strict gun control laws. | *[[Chicago]] - Where the attack took place. Already has strict gun control laws. | ||
*[[Edgy]] - Him in general. | *[[Edgy]] - Him in general. | ||
*[[False flag]] - Groomed by [[glownigger]]s into committing a mass shooting | |||
*[[Generation Z]] | *[[Generation Z]] | ||
*[[High Score]] - What he tried (and [[fail]]ed) to get | *[[High Score]] - What he tried (and [[fail]]ed) to get | ||
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*<s>{{twitter|robertcrimo}} - His [[Twitter]]</s> '''B&''' | *<s>{{twitter|robertcrimo}} - His [[Twitter]]</s> '''B&''' | ||
*<s>{{instagram|robertcrimo}} - His [[Instagram]]</s> '''BALEETED''' | *<s>{{instagram|robertcrimo}} - His [[Instagram]]</s> '''BALEETED''' | ||
*<s>{{ | *<s>{{yt|c|UCWqCJGYZVu7PoJ7R9YstpaQ|Awake The Rapper}} - His [[YouTube|JewTube]]</s> '''B&''' | ||
*[https://www.awaketherapper.com/ His website] (Archives: {{wayback|https://www.awaketherapper.com/|20220704221405|title=1}} {{archive|NLazR|2}}) | *[https://www.awaketherapper.com/ His website] (Archives: {{wayback|https://www.awaketherapper.com/|20220704221405|title=1}} {{archive|NLazR|2}}) | ||
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO His Spotify] (Archives: {{wayback|https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO|20220704215708|title=1}} {{archive|WR94Q|2}}) | *[https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO His Spotify] (Archives: {{wayback|https://open.spotify.com/artist/1OvwFinyGWb8EyfmIbxqoO|20220704215708|title=1}} {{archive|WR94Q|2}}) | ||
Latest revision as of 17:03, 9 November 2024
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Robert Crimo | |
| Born | September 20, 2000 (24 years old) |
| Nationality: | Amerimutt 
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| Highscore | 7 frags, 25 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Las Vegas |
| An Hero? | Caught by cops |
Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III✡ (also known as Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Mexican-Jew who tried to get a high score on July 4, 2022, in the suburbs of Chicago. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat. Despite Crimo disguising himself as a tranny to aid in his escape, the police found and arrested him.
Bobby appears to be your average emo Lil Peep Soundcloud rapper clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted JewTube channel. Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project.”
The shooting
On the Fourth of July, 2022, the autist climbed to the top of a roof then started to fire bullets, only barely managing to hit them because this faggot couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried. Scoring seven frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda; only to be found by Chicago piggers later.
After the news broke out, most people thought the shooting was done by niggers; only to be proven wrong. It turned out the shooter was a Mexican wigger who uploaded a ton of cryptic shit on his JewTube channel hinting at the shooting, as well as writing a manifesto that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on Amazon in hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he tried to become an hero).
Where were the lol enforcement officers here?
Apparently this faggot was under the thumb of the feds for a good amount of time, but for some reason that didn't stop this Mexikike from buying an AR-15. Sounds familiar?
Either the feds were too busy shooting niggers and eating donuts to notice that someone on their glownigger watchlist was able to buy an AR-15, or they gave him the gun and told him to just spam shit like a faggot and to wreak havoc like Paddock.
Loadout
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*Primary: AR-15
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A favorite among autists. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. 25~30 Damage. |
*Perk: Sad boy
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Aesthetic used in his cRap career. (+25 An Hero speed) |
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 7/20 Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though he couldn’t even kill half of them |
| Style: | 16/20 Tried to do it like Stephen Paddock, and also tried to disguise himself as a tranny while running away from the cops. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Media will push gun control bullshit again, even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Gallery
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Other stuff
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See also
- Adam Lanza
- Chicago - Where the attack took place. Already has strict gun control laws.
- Edgy - Him in general.
- False flag - Groomed by glowniggers into committing a mass shooting
- Generation Z
- High Score - What he tried (and failed) to get
- Le 56% Face - Mexican Jew, can't get more mutted than that
- Luka Fagnotta - Who also desperately tried to get a Wikipedia page.
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists - Who will inevitably use this for their own gain like the kikes they are.
- Mass Shooting - The forced meme he tried to pull off (and failed)
- Nikolas Cruz - Fellow 56er and mass shooter.
- Payton Gendron
- Salvador Ramos
- Spics
- Stephen Paddock - Who he tried to imitate. Keyword: TRIED
External links
idiot white boy shoots up chicago parade - EDF6 thread
robertcrimo - His Twitter
robertcrimo - His Instagram
Awake The Rapper - His JewTube- His website (Archives:
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2) - His Spotify (Archives: 1 2)
- Image and video archive
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