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Steel Widow Klan
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SAFETY WARNING: You must not say anything mean or you'll be sentenced to eternal damnation in his upcoming game. |
| Steel Widow Klan | |
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| Powerword: | Gábor Simon |
| Nationality: | Hungarian |
| Gender: | male |
| Type: | revolving door |
| Power level: | tiny |
| Maturity: | NO U |
| Incel energy: | critically butthurt |
| Website: | steam, Paracom reddit |
| Fanmail: | [email protected] |
Steel Widow Klan is a never ending cycle of coerced collaboration and character assassination in RPG Maker ran by a condom reject with chronic main character syndrome called Symon Glorian (powerword: Gábor Simon).
Take Zrokky, remove any trace of talent, dial up the delusion to the skies, and you get a pathetic excuse for a human life who's spent the last 2 decades shitting out revenge fantasy upon revenge fantasy about butchering his own family, destroying former collaborators and murdering ex-girlfriends - all presented as a pretentious power fantasy about Simon's edgelord self-insert saving the world by becoming ruler of the god damn universe and destroying all who stand in his way.
Throughout his career Simon's been trying ass blastingly hard to build up an online cult of personality in the Hungarian RPG Maker community by imitating at least a hundred games then begging others to finish his stolen universes. Lacking actual talent (hence he uses RPG Maker), Simon latches on to anyone willing to give free labor (ideas, art, coding, marketing), but because nobody can tolerate his obnoxious shit stirring personality for long, each pathetic attempt of a collaboration resulted in him throwing a tantrum and slandering his former friends in numerous copium plotlines to prove to himself he's the biggest martyr in the universe. Each time he erases people and steals their work by pretending he did everything important and each such game is about his self-insert giving painstakingly drawn out patronizing lectures about how the former collaborators are preventing him from saving the world before killing them off for good. And then becoming god to save them as an ultimate act of childish self-importance. Reading these dialogues will make you want to shoot yourself in the face.
He started this faggotry with his family and eventually added his ex-girlfriends. He also dedicated one of his games, where he kills his own father, to the memory of said dead father, earning him the label of a batshit insane obsessive desperate as fuck vindictive incel faggot who will die alone in hell for his crimes against humanity.
With all bridges burned, the Hungarian RPG Maker community long dead and any remaining people driven off by a daily barrage of his self-promotion, Simon is seeking attention in the English world of indie development next with Paracom.
Paracom
Paracom's a derivative RPG Maker horror game that rehashes known horror games and is Simon's latest attempt at begging for free labor after a series of failures in Hungary. The story's about a SWAT team entering the mimic house from that old yugioh card in a SCP Foundation rip off setting. The only thing notable about this mess is Simon's relentless desperate promotion from a sockpuppet.
| Original | Translated |
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| Külön érdekesség a játékmenet meta rétege: bizonyos rejtvények összetevői szétszórva találhatók, és ha a párosításokat "kívülről" (azaz a játék szokványos logikáján túli módon, kreatívan) illeszted össze, a csapattársaid gyanakodni kezdhetnek rád, és a mentális befolyásolás mechanikája miatt elfordulhatnak tőled. Ez a paranoia-tengely jól illeszkedik a Paracom atmoszférájába. | A particularly interesting feature is the game's meta-layer: components for certain puzzles are scattered throughout, and if you piece them together 'from the outside'—using creative logic beyond the game’s standard rules—your teammates may become suspicious. Thanks to the mental influence mechanic, they might even turn against you. This paranoia axis fits perfectly within the atmosphere of Paracom. |
He literally made his own batshit psychology a game mechanic.
Previous Games
The games are Simon's public diaries of grievances pretending to be games. The only thing lulzworthy about them is the recurring god complex and the compulsion to kill off his family.
Simon's development process:
- watches some azn power fantasy
- imagines himself as cool as the protagonist
- faps to himself
- adds person who hurt his feelings/disagreed with him as antagonist set out to destroy the world
- makes his self-insert become the most powerful god ever
- faps to himself
- begs people for reviews and collaborations
- faps to himself
- ??????
- faps to himself
With the gameplay being a repetitve grind and the dialogue being regurgitated clichés from movies and old memes, it's astonishing Simon even has an audience. Or does he? He added the same 3 pieces of fanart into the launch menus to pre-emptively convince us, so...
The fact of the matter is Simon couldn't write an engaging plot if his life depended on it. The protagonist is literally himself. All. The. Time. And his irl friends are portrayed as bumbling idiots that serve as props for his ego or as mouthpieces for things he's too cowardly to have his self-insert directly say. The friends are also written as corrupt and prone to betraying Simon, which is a forced self-fulfilling prophecy and his main excuse for being a shithead nobody can tolerate.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds
Dubbed as VVH1. Simon's brother Dániel Simon (known as The Necromant) did WW3, so Symon Glorian must BTFO him to save the world. He does so with help from the obligatory loli angel Adea and his father who promptly dies after giving him an animu sword. Symon is so cool he flips off the final boss before that could start his monologue.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: Electric Boogaloo
We navigate the wet dream of Simon Glorian yet again as he's burdened by fangirls he has to save. Shit happens and his friend Kummer tries to off him. A bunch of other shit later they kill the Goddes of HEL, who is Kummer's mother.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds III: Spirit of Battle
Symon rises from the dead to kill God.
Obsilon - Seplau
Simon pretends he can make strategy games. The gameplay is a boring ass grindfest where you fight the same pixel garbage a hundred times. The protagonist is another self-pitying faggot named Jillian Weber, who works for a planet conquering company named after Simon, Sy-Tech. He claimed he wrote this based on a book to appear sophisticated, when pressed he revealed the book was actually written by Kummer and himself. He also insisted this was sci-fi Heroes of Might and Magic and got decimated. Nobody played this shit past the first mission.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: Blessed The Child
Still mad half a decade later, he did the same brother killing story twice. Now the Klimhazzard sword starts what is called Teh Curse of Teh Glorians - a myth building narrative excuse used to justify Simon acting like an asshole toward literally everyone who doesn't suck his cock as hard as he expects.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds II: End of Time
Now with crappy jpeg stolen console graphics he was too lazy to properly edit.
World of Fantasy: War of Old Worlds: Requiem
Side story where he meets the atheist nun Zoé and the rest of the church maids immediately ask him out on dates as well. The game is supposed to be a commemoration of Simon's friendship (hint: it didn't last long) with Grigor of Frost Dragon Entertainment but instead we get more rambling about his evil brother and mother.
Picnic
Uses his own photo this time. Attempts to rip off South Park and rewrites a lot of Warhammer 40k lore to make himself the savior. Robina The Hood from DragonFable and Paris Hilton are added as awkward sex interests.
Picnic 3: The Reckoning The System Shall Tremble
Simon and Kummer fight gypsies, cops, nigger US soldiers, and hipsters known as the "span system" in an attempt to appear cool, but first the game must start with cockslapping Kummer in the face as retaliation for not creating Picnic 2. Simon can't keep the butthurt out of this comedy game either: real women who didn't want to date him are put into shameful roles. He also takes revenge upon Gábor Dúl, a former friend given an entire special thanks screen in VVH3, by portraying him as a virgin homosexual. The game ends with an evil power compelling Simon's friends to betray him, so Simon sucks his own cock to become a god and save everyone.
| Original | Translated |
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| Narrátor: Történetünk fonalát 2 héttel a Piknik 2 után vesszük fel...
Kummer: Amit én KUMMER GERGŐ nem írtam meg mert egy HURKABOA vagyok, és ezt kijelentem teljes itélőképsségem tudtában. |
Narrator: We pick up the thread of our story two weeks after Picnic 2...
Kummer: Which I, GERGŐ KUMMER, did not write because I am a sausage-boa, and I declare this in full possession of my faculties. |
| Vera: Egy pillanat, ti meg akartatok idézni egy káoszistent? Hihetelen hogy én csak erre kellek a férfiaknak! Megyek is innen.
Simon: Mivel a másik dolgot amire használható lennél nem hagyod... |
Vera: A moment, you guys wanted to summon a chaos god? Unbelievable—is this all men want me for! I'm out of here.
Simon: Well, since you won't let us use you for the other thing you'd be good for... |
| Gabriel: Ki kell állnotok a félelem próbáját.
Kummer: Vera lettem? Ez nem akkora nagy cucc, Legalább megnézem magam mesztelenül. Levente: Kanos vagyok... Kummer: *sikít* |
Gabriel: You must pass the test of fear.
Kummer: I’ve become Vera? That’s not such a big deal. At least I’ll take a look at myself naked. Levente: I'm horny... Kummer: *screams* |
Booted by Grigor
Phase 1: Begging Gone Wrong
Simon begged for a fangame of Obsilon Seplau, Xtvman took the bait. It failed. Next was Grigor, who wanted to expand the universe with interesting co-protagonists — big mistake. Simon the manchild couldn't bear the world not revolving around himself and shat all over it. As a result, Grigor's Obsilon Retribution was bullied off the internet.
| Original | Translated |
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| Egy kín volt játszani azt a játékot és nekem ezt így úgy kellett igazából visszaadnom a fejlesztőknek, hogy ők amúgy tényleg egy évnyi kőkemény munkát fektettek így ebbe és csak rossz lett. És most így ezzel a helyzettel annyira nem tudtam mit kezdeni, hogy így "jó, figyelj, hát kitesszük, meglátjuk, mit szólnak"... Hát az emberek nem voltak kedvesek ezzel a játékkal. Annyira, hogy gyakorlatilag széttépték az egészet és nagyon sok ilyen fenyegető levelet is kaptam, hogy ezzel legyek már szives kezdeni valamit. | Playing that game was pure torture, and I had to report back to the developers—who had actually put a year of intense labor into it—that it just turned out bad. I honestly didn't know how to handle the situation, so it was like, 'Okay, look, we’ll put it out there and see what they think'... Well, people were not kind to this game. To the point where they practically tore the whole thing apart, and I even received a lot of threatening letters demanding that I please do something about it. |
—Surely, it was the imaginary fans threatening to riot who hated it.
Other failed collaborations with Frost Dragon followed. Eventually Simon's passive aggression leveled up into stirring up shit in personal lives. Grigor and Argent/Dan kicked his sorry ass out of RPGMaker.hu, citing some dog insulting incident as the final straw.
Simon reacted how every mature person would:
- deleted all mention of Frost Dragon in the Hungarian Wikipedia article on RPG Maker.
- published Obsilon Armageddon, a long shitpost in game form entirely about the evil Grigor instigating terrorist uprisings destroying planets and must be stopped by
JillianSimon. - made another raving shitpost—RM Revolution—where he claimed ownership of RPGMaker.hu and portrayed Grigor as a dumbass tyrant who destroys Simon's air purifying towers and healing crystals to raise statues for himself in their place. Simon was banned from the colony with a "dampening tower" that limits who can enter based on power level. (Predictably, Simon is a lv9000 god in this universe too.)
| Original | Translated |
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| Szóval megint nem válaszolsz... Soha nem válaszolsz. Rámbíztad anno, hogy vigyázzak rá. És én belementem az irántad érzett tiszteletből. Pedig tudtam, hogy ellenem fog fordulni. Ahogy mindenki ellen fordult eddig. De én szó nélkül tűrtem a hozzánemértését és a hülyeségét. És támogattam őt akkor is, amikor már senki sem, mert hinni akartam benned, hogy visszatérsz és beváltod minden ígéreted. De nem tetted. Magunkra hagytál minket. És én még ezt is képes voltam elfogadni és egyedül folytatni... "vele".
De ezt nem lett volna képes egyedül megoldani. Te segítettél neki. Nem szóltál, nem kerestél, csak hátba támadtál te is, ahogy ő a drága öcséd is. És annyi minden után, ezt most nem nyelem le. És te is tudod, mi következik most. Hogy mire vagyok képes. És mit fogok tenni. De tudod mit? Megadom neked az utolsó SZÓ jogát. Tessék, állíts meg. Egy szavadba kerül és [drama whore|leszerelem a flottát, és abbahagyom az egészet. Gyerünk. Magyarázd meg, miért tetted. Argent. Meg fogom ölni az unokaöcsédet. Ez se elég arra, hogy tégy valamit?]] Én megadtam a lehetőséget. A szomorú, tudod, az, hogy azt hittem, barátok vagyunk. |
So you’re not answering again... You never answer. You entrusted me with looking after him back then. And I went along with it out of respect for you. Even though I knew he would turn against me. Just as he has turned against everyone so far. But I endured his incompetence and his stupidity without a word. And I supported him even when no one else would, because I wanted to believe in you—that you would return and fulfill all your promises. But you didn’t. You abandoned us. And I was even able to accept that and continue alone... with "him."
But he wouldn't have been able to do this alone. You helped him. You didn't speak, you didn't reach out; you just stabbed me in the back, just like he did—your dear young nephew. And after everything, I’m not swallowing this. And you know what comes next. What I am capable of. And what I am going to do. But you know what? I’ll give you the right to the last WORD. Go ahead, stop me. It takes one word from you and I’ll stand down the fleet and stop the whole thing. Come on. Explain why you did it. Argent. I am going to kill your nephew. Is even that not enough for you to do something? I gave you the chance. The sad thing, you know, is that I thought we were friends. |
| Original | Translated |
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| GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy Argent le se szarta őt se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd
Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony". Dév: Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon. |
GreenCat: Honestly, his problem was that everyone is a cocksucker except for himself. (Plus, Argent didn't give a shit about him most of the time either, and his ego couldn't handle that.) xd
Hyen: All I’m gonna quote on that is "dampening tower." Dév: Doesn't he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is born. |
Phase 2: Sockpuppet Autofellatio
4 years later Simon watches Friday the 13th and imagines himself as Jason Voorheese. He launches Soul Cube Gaming, a forced meme game review channel that almost immediately degrades into him sucking himself off again - from behind a mask this time because he pretended to be his own fanboy ("Soul"). He rants about Grigor being a shit game dev who held back many Steel Widow projects and announces his new game Omnissiah where he will do Grigor's characters justice or some shit.
| Original | Translated |
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| Soul: Nem sokan hallottak a Dragon Hunters-ről, aki pedig igen, az magyarország egyik legközépszerűbb bughalmaz játékaként ismerte meg és senkiben sem hagyott mély nyomot. Mivel a Frost Dragon csapat nagy fanja volt a VVH sorozatnak, ezért meg is keresték őket egy kis segítség reményében. A lényeg az volt, hogy a Dragon Hunters-nek készült volna egy sokkal történetbázisúbb, sötétebb hangulatú és akció orientáltabb remake-je.
Cube: Gyakorlatilag VVH-t akartak csinálni belőle. Soul: Ami nem lett volna olyan gagyi, mint az eredeti verzió. Így a két csapat nagyjából egy napnyi intenzív brainstorming után egy meglehetősen eredeti és jó sztorival állt elő. A projektet viszont később kukázták, a Frost Dragon Ent. pedig inkább a mindenki által rühelt Until You Get There sorozatot kezdte el írni. Így a Dragon Hunters főszereplőjének, Erran karrierjének csúcspontja az maradt, hogy szerepelt pár VVH részben - például a Requiem-ben. Cube: Vagy az Omnissiah-ban. Soul: Shh! Hallgass, Cube. Cube: Ja, bocs. Spoiler alert. |
Soul: Not many people have heard of Dragon Hunters, and those who have know it as one of Hungary's most mediocre, bug-ridden games—it didn't exactly leave a lasting impression on anyone. Since the Frost Dragon team were big fans of the VVH series, they reached out to them hoping for a bit of help. The core idea was to create a remake of Dragon Hunters that was much more story-driven, darker in tone, and more action-oriented.
Cube: Basically, they wanted to turn it into VVH. Soul: Which wouldn't have been as tacky as the original version. So, after about a day of intense brainstorming, the two teams came up with a pretty original and solid story. However, the project was later scrapped, and Frost Dragon Ent. started writing the universally loathed Until You Get There series instead. Consequently, the peak of Erran's career—the protagonist of Dragon Hunters—remained his cameos in a few VVH episodes, like Requiem. Cube: Or Omnissiah. Soul: Shh! Quiet, Cube. Cube: Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. |
| Cube: Nem hallottál a Piknik 3-ról? Hát szégyeld magad, mivel magyarország egyik legjobban sikerült és egyben legelborultabb poénjátéka! De ne aggódj, mert nemsokára bemutatjuk.
Cube: Hogyha a South Park és a Family Guy a magyar valóságban játszódna, akkor az valahogy így nézne ki. Soul: De mivel mindenki befejezte már az általános iskola első osztályát, felmerül a jogos kérdés, hogy hol a piknik 1 és 2, hogyha mindenki a hármon folytatta az agyát. Cube: Nos, a legenda úgy tartja, hogy a Piknik 1 él és virul. A programozók egy hétvége alatt írták és a poénok 80 százaléka csak nekik vicces, ezért úgy döntöttek, nem adják ki. Bár megigérték, hogyha nagy lesz az érdeklődés, akkor mégis. Most hogy lehet, hogy a következő rész akkor mégis 3, nem pedig 2? Azért, mert a csapat kettéoszlott, hogy megírja a második és a harmadik részt, de közben a második részt író csapattagok "beköcsögültek" - ne röhögjél, ez a hivatalos jelentésben áll. Így a harmadik rész napvilágot látott, a második pedig nem, és sajnos nem is fog valószínűleg. |
Cube: You haven't heard of Picnic 3? Well, shame on you, because it’s one of Hungary’s most successful and most messed up comedy games! But don't worry, we’ll be reviewing it shortly.
Cube: If South Park and Family Guy took place in Hungarian reality, it would look something like this. Soul: But since everyone has already finished the first grade of elementary school, the legitimate question arises: where are Picnic 1 and 2, if everyone is losing their minds over the third one? Cube: Well, legend has it that Picnic 1 is alive and well. The programmers wrote it over a single weekend and 80 percent of the jokes are only funny to them, so they decided not to release it. Though they did promise that if there’s enough interest, they will release. Now, how is it possible that the next part is 3 instead of 2? It’s because the team split up to write the second and third parts, but in the meantime, the team members writing the second part "fagged out"—don't laugh, that's what it says in the official report. Thus, the third part saw the light of day, while the second did not, and unfortunately, it probably never will. |
Phase 3: Omnissiah The Masterpiece
Allegedly the best game Simon could ever create. Symon takes part in an animu tournament arc to become machine god. The trials include murdering Grigor yet again and Simon's ex-girlfriends as well. He seriously wasted 3 years of his life on making this.
There's a plotline where fate forces Symon to kill his own father. After the game's release Simon's father actually died and he retroactively made this game the commemoration.
| Character | Real Person | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Danny Glorian/The Necromant | Dániel Simon | Symon goes back in time to kill him AGAIN and show him the middle finger AGAIN. |
| André Glorian | András Simon | During his time travels, fate forces Symon to kill his own father. |
| Ashgrey | Gergő Ivanics (Grigor) | An orphanage burning psychopath who sold his soul to evil. Sentenced to eternal damnation in space by Symon's bff. |
| Nina | Judit Kiss (Bluebell) | Symon in girl form. Girl Symon is Symon's only true love. Caused a big black doomsday smoke cloud by disobeying the rules of the universe. Begs Symon to be killed. |
| Enaya Testeros/Eny | Erika Fruzsina Kiss | Lectures herself on breaking up with Symon to become a doctor as being the worst mistake of her life. |
| Fruzsina | Fruzsina Forgó | Gets kidnapped and left on a deserted island by Symon for challenging his authority. |
| Beatrix DiMarco | Beáta Varga | Rejects Symon. This rejection causes a time loop where she is responsible for the creation of the Necromant who destroys millions of lives. Is sentenced to eternal damnation as a Guardian Force. |
| Zoé Karasi | Zsuzsa Karászi | Plots with Symon to kill the omnissiah. This is a double cross where she gets to become god. Her reason being: doesn't wanna grow old and ugly. Symon watches her bleed to death and explode as he lectures her on morality. Then it's Symon who becomes god. |
| Original | Translated |
|---|---|
| Eny: Én hülye vagyok... Egyszerűen pocsék vagyok minden döntésben amit csak meg lehet hozni. Csak nézzünk végig az egész életemen egy pillanatra. Én elhagytam az egyetlen fiút aki tiszta szívből szeretett azért aki voltam... Nem azért mert én vagyok a világ legbefolyásosabb orvosa, vagy egyik legerősebb SeeDje... Önmagamért szeretett... én pedig otthagytam őt mindenféle használható magyarázat nélkül... Azért, mert féltem, hogy túl unalmas lesz az életem ha vele maradok... Erre fogtam és CSINÁLTAM egy MÉG SOKKAL DE SOKKAL UNALMASABB ÉLETET! Én cserbenhagytam az egyetlen embert, aki SENKIT sem hagyott cserben... Sőt... meghalt... az olyanokért mint én... és én cserébe ezért összetörtem a szivét... Megbízott bennem a mindenével ami csak ő volt... És tudod mi a legrosszabb? Hogy soha, senki nem hibáztatott... SENKI... senkinek sem fordult meg a fejében hogy én hagytam ott őt... nem fordítva... Most pedig itt vagyok a világ végén, és szörnyeket ölök, és végre megint a világért harcolhatok és végképp tudatosult bennem, hogy lehetett volna ez is az életem... Maradhattam volna Symonnal is... és akkor minden napom így telt volna... és a szivem mélyén MINDIG IS ERRE VÁGYTAM.
Edward: Igen, Eny hülye vagy..... Ha így érzel, miért nem neki mondod el? Ti emberek komolyan az agyamra mentek néha. Miért éri meg nektek mindig jobban a büszkeségetek és a haragotok, mint BESZÉLNI. Ennél egyszerűbb dolog nincs is a világon... Beszélj... ha mondani akarsz valamit. Eny: Bocsáss meg nekem Edward. Azt hiszem pánik rohamom volt. Edward: Az elmúlt 3 órát azzal töltöttük hogy túlvilági húsevő szörnyetegek ellen csatáztunk... és neked MOST van pánikrohamod... MOST... mert szembe néztél az érzelmeiddel... Tudod én egy másvilági élőholt sárkányember vagyok... de szerintem valami baromira nem stimmel veled... |
Eny: I’m an idiot... I’m just plain terrible at every single decision that can possibly be made. Just look back at my entire life for a moment. I left the only boy who loved me with all his heart for who I was... Not because I’m the world’s most influential doctor, or one of the strongest SeeDs... He loved me for me... and I left him without any kind of useful explanation... I did it because I was afraid my life would be too boring if I stayed with him. So, what did I do? I went and MADE a life that is WAY, WAY BOREMORER! I let down the only person who NEVER let anyone down... In fact... he died... for people like me... and in return, I broke his heart. He trusted me with everything he was... And do you know what the worst part is? No one ever blamed me. NO ONE... it never even crossed anyone’s mind that I was the one who left him... not the other way around. And now here I am at the end of the world, killing monsters, finally fighting for the world again, and it’s finally sunk in that this could have been my life all along... I could have stayed with Symon... and every day would have been like this... and in the depths of my heart, THIS is what I always wanted.
Edward: Yes, Eny, you are an idiot... If this is how you feel, why aren't you telling him? You humans seriously get on my nerves sometimes. Why is your pride and your anger always worth more to you than just TALKING? There is nothing simpler in this world... Speak... if you have something to say. Eny: Forgive me, Edward. I think I was having a panic attack. Edward: We just spent the last 3 hours battling otherworldly, flesh-eating monsters... and you’re having a panic attack NOW... NOW... because you faced your emotions... Look, I’m an undead dragon-man from another world... but I think there is something seriously wrong with you. |
| Nina: Két dolog amit mindig utáltam a divat és a szabályok. Egyik se nekem való.
Symon: Te olyan vagy mint én lány kiadásban. |
Nina: Two things I’ve always hated: fashion and rules. Neither of them is for me.
Symon: You’re like the girl version of me. |
| Nina: A lányok nálatok tényleg ennyire furák?
Symon: Hát igen... Bár ők téged tartanának furának. Nina: Gyakorlatilag minden amit csinálnak kizárólag külsőség, ebben semmi logika nincsen. Egész életüket arra pazarolják hogy szépek legyenek, pedig a szépség amúgy is múlandó. Közben nem csinálnak semmit ami érdekessé tenné őket vagy jó társasággá. Symon: Hát jobban összefoglaltad mint ahogy én elgondolkodtam rajta... Nina: De ha nálatok a fiúkban és a lányokban nincs semmi közös, akkor ez nem azt feltételezi hogy nektek inkább el kell viselni a lányokat, mert ezt diktálja a biológia? Symon: Szerinted miért utaztam el egy másik univerzumba hogy találjak egy lányt akivel szeretek lenni, nem pedig csak el kell viselnem? |
Nina: Are the girls where you’re from really that weird?
Symon: Well, yeah... Though they’d probably find you weird. Nina: Practically everything they do is purely superficial; there’s no logic to it. They waste their entire lives trying to be beautiful, even though beauty is fleeting anyway. Meanwhile, they don’t do anything that would actually make them interesting or good company. Symon: Well, you summed that up better than I ever even thought about it... Nina: But if the boys and girls where you’re from have nothing in common, doesn't that imply you just have to tolerate them because biology dictates it? Symon: Why do you think I traveled to another universe just to find a girl I actually enjoy being with, rather than one I just have to put up with? |
| Symon: Alábecsülted a "nagy tervet" Zoé. És most jön a büntetésed. Mindez amin mindannyian túl vagyunk. Az egész életünk, a sok öröm és fájdalom. Mind az út része, és a folyamaté, aminek a végén azzá váltunk akik vagyunk. Méltóvá önmagunkhoz. A történelmünk során, a SeeD baleset nem véletlen volt. Semmi sem volt véletlen. Az emberi lények túl gyengék és tökéletlenek, nem képesek viselni és használni Isteni hatalmat. Ezért kellett a SeeDeknek megszületnie. Hogy fejlődjünk, mint faj, és mint civilizáció. Mindezt csak így át lehetne ugrani, akkor mi értelme lenne az Omnissiának egyáltalán?
Zoé: Ez nem lehet igaz... Gabriel... rászedett engem... Symon: Dehogy is szedett rá téged... Azért bízott meg benned már az elején, mivel tudta hogy te nem nyerhetsz, így ha az életére is törsz, úgy sem tudod élvezni a hatalmat. Mivel csak egy ember vagy. Zoé: Csak egy ember? Van fogalmad róla min mentem keresztül amíg ide jutottam? Symon: Igen. Viszont a fő motivációd az volt hogy Istenné válj, hogy ne csúnyulj meg... Atyaúristen, gondolkozzál már el ezen egy percre. Ezért az egy dologért képes voltál viszályba taszítani az univerzumot és megöletni Istent. Zoé: Symon... Könyörgöm segíts rajtam... Szétesik a testem... Darabokra hullok! Symon: Egyszer azt mondtad nekem hogy nagyszerű tanár lenne belőled. Igazad volt. Én sokat tanultam tőled az emberekről. Zoé: Mit? Symon: Azt hogy valakit nem lehet megmenteni... |
Symon: You underestimated the "Grand Plan," Zoé. And now comes your punishment. Everything we have all been through—our entire lives, the abundance of joy and pain—it was all part of the path. It was the process at the end of which we became who we are. Worthy of ourselves. Throughout our history, the SeeD accident was no fluke. Nothing was an accident. Human beings are too weak and imperfect; they are incapable of bearing and wielding Divine power. That is why the SeeDs had to be born. To evolve, as a species and as a civilization. If all of this could simply be bypassed, then what would be the point of the Omnissia at all?
Zoé: This can't be true... Gabriel... he tricked me... Symon: He didn't trick you at all... He trusted you from the very beginning because he knew you couldn't win; even if you took his life, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the power anyway. Because you are only human. Zoé: Only human? Do you have any idea what I went through to get here? Symon: I do. However, your primary motivation was to become a God just so you wouldn’t lose your beauty... Good Lord, think about that for a moment. For that one thing, you were willing to plunge the universe into discord and have God killed. Zoé: Symon... I’m begging you, help me... My body is falling apart... I’m crumbling to pieces! Symon: You once told me that you would make a great teacher. You were right. I learned a lot from you about humans. Zoé: What? Symon: That some people simply cannot be saved. |
Simon fapped to this storyline for months. No doubt whatsoever.
Phase 4: Still Can't Fucking Let Go
10 years after the original incident Simon brown noses Pivi (the first ever and only good Hungarian RPG Maker creator) in a podcast he dubs "RPG Maker Legends". Simon still uses the attention to rave about Grigor, who has then got married and built himself a life.
Booted by Zrokky
At least a hundred years ago Zrokky and Simon had a fight over whose shitty games are better. Zrokky banned his ass, Simon made 2 games and a website called gumydragon. The games are a poor mockery of Dragon Blade ONline where Zrokky demands his fanbase to build statues of himself. The website calls Zrokky a homo and a virgin who builds robot girlfriends, which is funny considering how many failed relationships Simon cries about in his own games.
Some argue Simon attempted to brown nose Zrokky to gain relevance and couldn't handle the rejection. Indeed, Zrokky's name appears on the hit list for "Symon soldier" in one of his games.
Booted by Promatheus and Árgyus
Phase 1: Self-Insertion Gone Wild
Simon was mooching off an actual autist called Promatheus. Promatheus was put into Simon's first commercial game Jerico Proxyma as his gym bro - again, Simon absolutely lacks creative output so when he's not copy pasting a shounen plot, he's fully copying irl. This time by drawing over photos of himself and others. Simon starts this game the only way he knows how: Promatheus is introduced as Drakkus, who's another bumbling idiot that sends the squad's single medic alone into a xenomporphic cave. This serves as setup for Simon's newest self-insert's power trip. Simon Sigor saves the lost medic and cockslaps Drakkus for being a "mentally handicapped".
At the same time Árgyus aka Farkas aka Hyen aka ED's former autist furfag janitor Linkermann was duped into writing him a custom battle system (something that everyfag in that community viewed as a status symbol thanks to Zrokky's faggotry). Previously Simon'd asked Árgyus for a birthday present in the form of an Omnissiah fan game and the same shared protagonist spot shenanigans ensued, but that game had a custom battle system. Árgyus, notably being a retard with zero boundaries, stuck along. Árgyus said he was working on the battle system when they invited him to Budapest for an irl meeting in Promatheus' apartment and got lost on the way home. Some argue Simon channeled his irrational butthurt over Promatheus not escorting Árgyus home (as if he were a toddler) into this new game.
The game features a scene of Simon sleeping with someone else's girlfriend he drew over (player's choice!) while the character he used his actual girlfriend's photo for Cassiopeia is shown to ambiguously have been a final boss all along. We don't know because he was too lazy to finish the plot. Instead Sigor defeats space pirate kings and gets called reaper king, ruler of the fucking universe, which is not at all the same as becoming a god. The game ends at this point with Simon quoting Oppenheimer like a faggot.
Árgyus' battle system was discarded because it took too long and proved too complicated for Simon, so a dumbed down version was made. Árgyus doesn't get credited because fuck him anyway.
Phase 2: Dance with Nazi's
With the number of people remaining who give a fuck about him converging to 0, Simon attempts to befriend one of Promatheus' non-autist circles, a rocker group. Shit hits the fan when Simon gets drunk and randomly starts calling people faggots and flirts with high school girls - new characters for his games? The group's leader Zerolem tells him to calm the fuck down. This upsets Simon so much that he plots to keep Promatheus for himself by lying to him that the group doesn't want to be friends anymore. Simultaneously, he passes off Promatheus behind his back as a bumbling idiot to Zerolem. This gets found out when Simon successfully convinces Promatheus to leave the group's facebook chat and Zerolem messages Promatheus. They see that Simon's deleted his messages to Zerolem that mock Promatheus. When questioned, Simon cries bloody murder and paints the group as neo nazis because some idiot once brought a firearm and got kicked from the group for it. Their mutual friends are now afraid to ever invite Promatheus because he's just a bumbling idiot who'd cluelessly blurt out the place to the far right group and endanger them.
Promatheus' response? He doesn't give a fuck about Simon anymore either.
Phase 3: LOL Fail
Árgyus returns to get exploited again with the English translation of Jerico Proxyma. He promptly learns about Promatheus' story and opts to rape Simon in the ass with an exposed video for the lulz. The video destroys Simon with every bread crumb he left in his games and public posts, autistically assembled together.
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This triggers a complete meltdown in Simon and he responds in his usual way: by linking Árgyus' ED article and baselessly accusing him of being a pedophile. Expecting to have destroyed Árgyus' reputation, the faggot fails to understand the universal truth that ED is not your personal army. The attempt is seen as a desperate deep dive into sludge by the Hungarian RPG Maker discord server, ending the drama on a meme.
Simon's first response
Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?
Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:
- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.
- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.
- Seek medical help.
- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.
- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].
Simon's second response
Dear Kormos Sándorka,
Listen, in that tantrum-post where everyone humiliated you, didn't you say goodbye to your non-existent relevance by saying you wouldn't deal with me anymore?
Literally, people only click on your garbage videos if I am mentioned, but I’m really tired of your parastism, so let’s summarize:
- The fact that you are gay is perfectly accepted in 2026; the fact that you hit on every man—which is why everyone blocks you—is not.
- Sending photos of your genitals to kids on Discord is also not okay, as noted in the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about you, which, if I remember correctly, was written by another one of your ex-boyfriends.
- Seek medical help.
- The fact that you begged to be allowed to release games under my name doesn't qualify as 'working together a lot,' and to this day, you are not allowed to release anything under my name.
- If you’re so butthurt about not being invited to community events, know it’s because of the things you do, like this [video].
In light of all this, I would like to express my concern regarding the fact that you work with children in a primary school.
edramatica. com / OtterWhiskers
Defo butthurt.
Log: discord ripping Simon a new one
[18:40]Készítő: Valaki nagyon butthurt, hogy az angol kifejezést használjam (ő is ezt tette):
[18:40]Készítő: Image
[18:41]GreenCat: dikk
[18:41]GreenCat: ez hova ment? xd
[18:42]Készítő: Flaggelte a YouTube, sz'al nem látszik alapból. xddd Az összes létező, természetes emberi nyelvben nincs olyan kifejezés, ami erre a reakcióra illene. A "szánalmas" még csak kapargatja a felszínt.
[18:42]Készítő: Amúgy előre látható volt... :/
[18:43]GreenCat: ha annyira nem érdekli, akkor minek kattintott rá rögtön megjelenése után xD
[18:44]Készítő: Jó kérdés, GreenCat, jó kérdés. xDD
[18:45]GreenCat: amúgy nekem az volt a legnagyobb bajom az egésszel, hogy ez a sok bevágott kép, meg a szétfolyt pixelek kiégették a szememet
[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Bírom, hogy már a 2. sorban előjön a saját magára ejakulálás, hogy "csakmiattamérdekelmindenkitikszdé"
[19:08]Dév [SWGH], : Egy rohadt percre nem bír leállni az önmagára recskázással
[19:12]GreenCat: úgy látom hosszú lesz ez a három óra 😄
[19:14]GreenCat: amúgy errol a wikis részről lemaradtam xD
[19:20]Hyen: Ja, a történet sok részletét csak én láttam, elvégre én voltam olyan pozícióban, hogy egy pozitív alaknak lássam a gábort a sok zrokky általi abúzus és meghiúsult csapatkeresés után. Ő tűnt az egyedüli normálisnak, akivel végre lehetett maker-ezni a sok "háborúzó" mellett. Akkoriban Grigor is bomlasztónak tűnt, de ő volt az áldozat a történetben. Én meg tudatlanul részt vettem egy ex-barátnő lejárató, Grigort sokadszorra megölető bosszúhadjáratban, amit játéknak álcáztak. 🚮
[19:21]Panni: Am Simonka örülhetne, hogy csak a makerben tett dolgok lettek megemlítve, az nem, mit csinált az életbe
[19:23]GreenCat: Grigor már akkor is sokkal normálisabb meg érettebb volt.
[19:59]GreenCat: Igazából az volt a baja, hogy mindenki egy fasszopó rajta kívűl. (Meg, hogy Argent le se szarta őt se legtöbbszőr és ezt nem tudta megemészteni a lelkivilága) xd
[20:01]Hyen: Én erre csak annyit idézek, hogy "csillapító torony".
[20:03]Panni: Még a családja is, ami +20 pont a gyökérség statra
[20:04]GreenCat: azt nem tudom
[20:05]Panni: Szerintem elég ha én meg az tudja, aki mondta nekem
[20:06]GreenCat: akkor mért mondtad el? 😄
[20:06]Dév [SWGH], : Ő nem osztódással szaporodik? Mindig, amikor az egója elér egy szintet, felrobban, és létrejön egy új simon. Azok írják szerintem a pozitív reviewokat a játékaira steamen.
[22:40]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Sziasztok!
Bár ezen a szerveren többnyire, mint csak megfigyelő vagyok jelen – bár terveztem aktivitást is mutatni, főleg "segítségkérésmakerhez" témában. Most végeztem kb. az SW videóval, gondoltam én is hozzátennék így párat. Eredetileg a videóhoz írtam volna eme kommentárt, de aztán a videó főszereplője már odadobta a saját "förmedvényét" (mert azt kommentnek nem tudnám nevezni), aztán inkább nem generálom ott a szarcunamit. Két dolog: egyrészről, több részben felbontom a kommentet, mert nagyon sokminden jutott eszembe a videó nézése közben, másrészről pedig előfordulhatnak helyesírási hibák, mert telefonon írok, ahhoz meg igen batár ujjaim vannak 😄
[22:48]Bakemono: Üdv
[22:48]Bakemono: Ide írhatod nyugodtan, itt nincs jelen a simongábor fanklub
[22:51]Hyen: Egyébként mit számít, hogy jelen van-e vagy sem?
[22:53]Bakemono: Itt nem kell attól tartani hogy leírod a véleményed aztán jól bekerülsz egy játékba
[23:05]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen és @Készítő révén hallottam először a Steel Widowról, akkoriban, mikor volt az említett csetepaté, akkoriban messze nem voltam úgy tisztában magyar Makeres jáékokkal, egy-kettöt ismertem/játszottam és kb. ennyi. Nem ismerem Simon Gábort (vagy Symon Gloriant, lassan nem tudom melyik a jó :D), viszont az érezhető a videó alapján, hogy olyan sérelmek érték őt akár így az SW-vel, akár a magánéletében és ami alapján erőteljesen kirajzolódik egy olyan egocentrikus figura képe, aki a való életben ért sérelmeket feldolgozás helyett inkább beépíti a játékába és azon keresztül próbál "revansot" venni. Ez az "ő, mint a tragikus hős, aki mindig magára marad" karakter nekem elég furán veszi ki magát, pluszban ha odaveszem azt is, ahogy bizonyos narratívákat kicsavarva harcolt mások ellen többedmagával (RM Revolution), miközben a játékai jelentős részének minősége hagy némi kívánnivalót maguk után.
[23:15]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem az ilyen dolgokat nem tudom hova tenni, sőt, szerintem ez a fajta "orvoslás" mérgező és csak kárt okoz magának. Így, mindezek tükrében világosságot számomra nyert a Steel Widow-verzum Glorianestöl, mindenestől. A tagról nagyon lerí, hogy azért szeret konfliktisokat generálni abból, ha kap egy értelmes kritikát, észrevételt a játékával kapcsolatban ahelyett, hogy hogy átgondolta, megfontolta volna az érdemi észrevételeket, kifogásolnivalókat. Értem én, hogy a saját müvét a Heroes III-hoz hasonlítja, de elég messze állt attól.
[23:16]Hyen: Image
[23:17]Készítő: ... Ez nagyon betalált neki. Mondom: a valóság/tények nagyon fáj(nak) az egójának.
[23:18]Hyen: Máté története után ezért tiltottam azonnal a facebook ismerőseim közül.
[23:20]Panni: Ez a gyökérkefe komolyan elküldte mégegyszer?
[23:21]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ilyen szempontból számomra teljesen új értelmet nyert a VVH is, ami inkább Simon Gábor sértettsegéről szólt, mintsem Symon Glorian hőseposzáról, ami igencsak beármyékolja a játékok megítelését. Abszolút érzem nála az identitásválságot, s inkább tűnik egy nagyranőtt gyermek toporzékolásának a homokozóban, mintsem egy amatőr, fejlődni vágyó játékfejlesztőnek. Róla így nemegy ismerősöm jutott eszembe (wannabe profi sportemberek, politikusok), akiknek ha az egópajzs komoly sérülést szenved, azonnal kompenzálni akarnak.
[23:22]Készítő: És mivel ráéreztem, hogy val'szeg én jönnék a sorban (és Hyen is megmutatta nekem amit Máté írt -- elolvastam, végig -- plusz a Hyen - Symon beszélgetésekről is láttam screenshotokat), ezért úgy határoztam, követem Hyen barátom példáját és egy nyikk nélkül tiltottam a francba az ürgét.
[23:24]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Nekem SG valahol félúton már Reactori magasságokban van (Heavy Troopers és Tristania nélkül), márcsak az hiányzik, hogy több profilt hozzon létre magának más-más neveken azzal a céllal, hogy agyondícsérje magát.
[23:25]Készítő: Pl. a "NoRefridgerator420" accountja a Redditen?
[23:25]Panni: KÖHÖG KÖHÖG Paracom steam KÖHÖG KÖHÖG
[23:27]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen abszolút jó volt hallani, ahogy szép lassan leszámoltál ezzel az időszakoddal, s hogy tovább tudtál ezen lépni, de azt elismerem, baromi jó ötlet volt a NES-es Captsmain America bossmechanikáját átrakni a Piknik 3-ba. A harcrendszerről nem is beszélve.
[23:28]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: A kommentjét annyival reagálnám le, hogy látszik nem a valósagban él Symon, mert akkor tudná, hogy amit odahányt a videó alá, az már igen súlyos rágalmak..
[23:29]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Akkor nem szóltam, akkor ő full Reactor 2.0
[23:30]Készítő: Arról nem is beszélve, hogy Facebook csoportban a JericoProxima és ParaCom is tuti hogy az övéi. Semmi eredetiség nincs ebben a hapsiban, komolyan mondom.
[23:30]Panni: Mondtam is privibe Hyennek, hogy fel is jelentheti ezért
[23:31]Hyen: A Soul Cube csatornán is ő Soul, ezt az Omnissiah-ban úgy-ahogy be is ismeri.
[23:31]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Bár mondjuk ezt a testlekaszabolós battkesystemről egy az egyben a Fear & Hunger jutott eszembe
[23:32]Készítő: És legalább öt self-insertet számoltam össze, amit saját magáról mintázott.
[23:33]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Afelett is most így elsiklottam, pedig a videó nézésekor megjegyeztem a végen, hogy micsoda önfelszopást csinált
[23:33]Készítő: A hang és a beszéd stílusa is egyezik.
[23:33]Hyen: "beköcsögültek"
[23:34]Készítő: fordítok: kinyílt a szemük és leléceltek.
[23:34]Hyen: Úgy éreztem, hogy illett. Habár a játék, amihez írtam, teljesen másról szólt, mint eleinte hittem. Ezért abba mégsem illik. A harcrendszer az én érdemem, a többi kuka.
[23:34]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Jogos is lenne
[23:35]Panni: na, én is letiltottam facebookon Simonkát, mielőtt engem is berántana valami nem létező hülyeség miatt
[23:35]Panni: bár a Hisztis Mircil jobban illene rá
[23:36]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Pedig, ha arra a harcrendszerre építette volna fel a játékot, miután így látta, akár valami jót is ki lehetett volna hozni
[23:37]Hyen: Én egyáltalán nem tudok szimpátiát érezni iránti a privát beszélgetés után, amit Máté mutatott nekem. Az alapján ő aktívan kavarja a szart. A videósorozatom kapcsán is érzékeltem, hogy valaki a háttérből nagyon erősen próbálja elhitetni, hogy a kritikáim alázások. Egyik barátja be is szólt nekem a ruby dragon elemzések kapcsán. (Azok mondjuk lehet, hogy tényleg erősek voltak. Ehhez a videóhoz külön utánanéztem, hogyan lehet egy ilyen súlyos témát nem személyeskedve tálalni.) És más apró jeleket is láttam.
[23:38]Panni: Felhasználók?
[23:40]Hyen: Én ezeket a hozzá köthető profilokat tiltottam. És biztos van még más. Image
[23:41]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Én sem tudok. Aki ilyen szintig elmegy, hogy valaki pedófíliával vádolja azt, aki kifejezte a véleményét a munkásságáról, azzal nem is lehet. Magát ezt a rágalmat eleve nagyon súlyosnak találom, mert sokan lövöldöznek vaktában rágalmazásokkal, vádolgatásokkal. Egy évet lehúztam családsegítőként, nemegy ilyennel találkoztam.
[23:42]🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Ezutóbbit csak mellékesben.
[23:58]Panni: milyen linket?
[23:59]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : A komment utolsó soràban, amiről a screenshot ment
[00:00]Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL], : Ne nèzd meg
[00:00]Bakemono: Panni ne! Nem akarod tudni!
[00:00]Castiel: Ez most nekem nagyon így hogy lemaradtam mindenről is.
[00:02]Hyen: Nem maradtál le. Nincs miről igazából. Csak mintázatokról beszélünk.
[00:04]Panni: jaaaa, akkor nem nézem meg!! D8 😱
[00:04]Hyen: Felnőtt tartalmat tartalmaz az az oldal.
[00:04]Panni: azt sejtettem. azt nem is szabadna YT-n reklámozni
[00:08]Készítő: @Panni Az Encyclopedia Dramatica (röviden ED)... nos, egy "troll enciklopédia". Ami rohadtul se nem PC, se nem... illemtudó, maradjunk ennyiben. És igen. Van benne felnőtt tartalom. DÖGIVEL. Úúgyhogy, inkább ne.
[00:09]Castiel: Most hogy elolvastam mindent ideje elszívnom a nap első cigijét szerintem, vagy első párat így egyhuzamban?
[00:09]Bakemono: Kétféle mékeres társaság létezik. Az egyikben mintázatokról beszélnek. A másikban "Hyen faszáról".
[00:10]Bakemono: Fú, jó, megyek. Nem kell kikísérni
English translation
[18:40] Készítő: Someone is very "butthurt," to use the English expression (which he did too): [Image]
[18:41] GreenCat: Damn.
[18:41] GreenCat: Where was this posted? xd
[18:42] Készítő: YouTube flagged it, so it’s hidden by default. xddd There isn’t an expression in any existing natural human language that fits this reaction. "Pathetic" only scratches the surface.
[18:42] Készítő: Anyway, it was predictable... :/
[18:43] GreenCat: If he doesn't care so much, why did he click it immediately after it was released? xD
[18:44] Készítő: Good question, GreenCat, good question. xDD
[18:45] GreenCat: Honestly, my biggest problem with the whole thing was that all those inserted images and blurry pixels burned my eyes out.
[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: I love how by the second line, he’s already "ejaculating" over himself, like: "everyone-only-cares-because-of-me-xd."
[19:08] Dév [SWGH]: He can’t stop jerking himself off for a damn minute.
[19:12] GreenCat: I see these three hours are going to be long. 😄
[19:14] GreenCat: Anyway, I missed that Wiki part. xD
[19:20] Hyen: Yeah, many details of the story were only seen by me; after all, I was in a position to see Gábor as a positive figure after all the abuse by Zrokky and the failed team-seeking. He seemed like the only normal person you could actually "make" [develop games] with among all the "warring" parties. Back then, Grigor also seemed disruptive, but he was the victim in the story. And I unknowingly took part in an ex-girlfriend smearing and a Grigor killing for the umpteenth time campaign.
[19:21] Panni: Honestly, Simonka [little Simon] should be happy that only the things he did in the "Maker" were mentioned, not what he’s done in real life.
[19:23] GreenCat: Grigor was already much more normal and mature back then.
[19:59] GreenCat: Basically, his problem was that everyone is a "cocksucker" except him. (Plus, the fact that Argent didn't give a shit about him most of the time, and his fragile soul couldn't stomach that.) xd
[20:01] Hyen: I’ll just quote this: "dampening tower."
[20:03] Panni: Even his family [is smeared], which is +20 points to his "jerk" stat.
[20:04] GreenCat: I didn't know that.
[20:05] Panni: I think it’s enough if I know it and the person who told me knows it.
[20:06] GreenCat: Then why did you mention it? 😄
[20:06] Dév [SWGH]: Doesn’t he reproduce by fission? Every time his ego reaches a certain level, it explodes, and a new Simon is created. I think those are the ones writing the positive Steam reviews for his games.
[22:40] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Hi everyone! Although I'm mostly just an observer on this server—though I planned to be active, mainly regarding "help with Maker" topics—I just finished the SW [Steel Widow] video and thought I’d add a few thoughts. Originally, I would have written this as a comment on the video, but since the protagonist of the video already threw his own "abomination" there (I wouldn't even call it a comment), I'd rather not generate a "shit-tsunami" there. Two things: first, I’ll break this into parts because many things came to mind while watching; second, there might be typos since I’m writing on a phone and I have massive fingers. 😄
[22:48] Bakemono: Welcome.
[22:48] Bakemono: You can write it here, the Simon Gábor fan club isn't present.
[22:51] Hyen: Does it even matter if he’s present or not?
[22:53] Bakemono: Here, you don’t have to worry about writing your opinion and then ending up as a character in one of his games.
[23:05] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I first heard about Steel Widow through @Hyen and @Készítő around the time of the mentioned spat. Back then, I wasn't nearly as familiar with Hungarian Maker games; I knew/played one or two, and that was it. I don't know Simon Gábor (or Symon Glorian, I’m losing track of which name is the right one :D), but based on the video, it's clear he’s suffered grievances either through SW or in his private life. From this, a picture emerges of an egocentric figure who, instead of processing real-life hurts, builds them into his game to take "revenge." This "tragic hero who is always left alone" persona feels very weird to me, especially considering how he twisted certain narratives to fight others alongside his group (RM Revolution), while the quality of most of his games leaves much to be desired.
[23:15] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I don’t know what to do with these things; in fact, I think this kind of "remedy" is toxic and only causes him harm. In light of all this, the Steel Widow-verse, Glorian and all, has become clear to me. It's very obvious the guy likes to generate conflict whenever he receives sensible criticism or observations about his game, instead of reflecting on valid points. I get that he compares his work to Heroes III, but it was quite far from it.
[23:16] Hyen: [Image]
[23:17] Készítő: ... That really hit home for him. Like I said: reality/facts really hurt his ego.
[23:18] Hyen: After Máté’s story, that’s why I blocked him on Facebook immediately.
[23:20] Panni: Did this "jerk-brush" seriously send it again?
[23:21] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: From this perspective, VVH has taken on a whole new meaning for me; it was more about Simon Gábor's hurt feelings than Symon Glorian's heroic epic, which really clouds the perception of the games. I absolutely sense an identity crisis with him; he seems more like an overgrown child throwing a tantrum in a sandbox than an amateur developer wanting to improve. He reminds me of certain people I know (wannabe pro athletes, politicians) who immediately try to compensate whenever their "ego-shield" takes serious damage.
[23:22] Készítő: And since I sensed I was probably next in line (and Hyen showed me what Máté wrote—I read the whole thing—plus I saw screenshots of the Hyen-Symon conversations), I decided to follow my friend Hyen's example and blocked the guy without a single word.
[23:24] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: To me, SG is halfway to "Reactor" levels [another infamous community member] (minus Heavy Troopers and Tristania). All that's missing is for him to create multiple profiles under different names just to praise himself.
[23:25] Készítő: Like his "NoRefrigerator420" account on Reddit?
[23:25] Panni: COUGH COUGH Paracom Steam COUGH COUGH
[23:27] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: @Hyen, it was absolutely good to hear how you slowly settled this period of your life and moved on. But I must admit, it was a brilliant idea to port the NES Captain America boss mechanics into Piknik 3. Not to mention the battle system.
[23:28] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: My only reaction to his comment is that Symon clearly doesn't live in reality, because if he did, he’d know that the crap he vomited under the video constitutes serious libel...
[23:29] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Never mind then, he’s full Reactor 2.0.
[23:30] Készítő: Not to mention that JericoProxima and ParaCom in the Facebook group are definitely him too. There’s zero originality in this guy, seriously.
[23:30] Panni: I told Hyen in private that he could even report him to the police for this.
[23:31] Hyen: He’s also "Soul" on the Soul Cube channel; he more or less admits this in Omnissiah.
[23:31] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Although, I have to say, that limb-hacking battle system reminded me exactly of Fear & Hunger.
[23:32] Készítő: And I counted at least five "self-inserts" he modeled after himself.
[23:33] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I overlooked that just now, though I noted at the end of the video what a massive "self-suck" he was doing.
[23:33] Készítő: Even the voice and speaking style match.
[23:33] Hyen: "They fagged out".
[23:34] Készítő: Translation: Their eyes were opened and they got the hell out.
[23:34] Hyen: I felt it was appropriate. Although the game I wrote it for was about something completely different than I originally thought. So it doesn’t fit after all. The battle system is my credit; the rest is trash.
[23:34] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: It would be justified [to report him].
[23:35] Panni: Well, I’ve blocked Simonka on Facebook too, before he drags me into some non-existent nonsense.
[23:35] Panni: Though "Whiny Mircil" would suit him better.
[23:36] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Still, if he had built the game around that battle system after seeing it, something good could have come of it.
[23:37] Hyen: I can't feel any sympathy for him after the private conversation Máté showed me. Based on that, he is actively stirring the shit. Regarding my video series, I also sensed someone in the background trying very hard to make people believe my criticisms were "humiliation." One of his friends even snapped at me regarding the Ruby Dragon reviews. (Those might have actually been harsh, I'll admit. For this video, I specifically researched how to present such a heavy topic without making it personal.) And I saw other small signs too.
[23:38] Panni: Users?
[23:40] Hyen: I blocked these profiles linked to him. And I’m sure there are more. [Image]
[23:41] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: I can't [feel sympathy] either. You can't with someone who goes as far as accusing someone of pedophilia just because they expressed an opinion on his work. I find that slander extremely serious; too many people fire off accusations like that blindly. I spent a year as a family service worker; I’ve seen plenty of this.
[23:42] 🧣🤖CyberFeri🐶🧣: Just mentioning that as a side note.
[23:58] Panni: What link?
[23:59] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: In the last line of the comment the screenshot was about.
[00:00] Doban - Bandi2 [TRTL]: Don't look at it.
[00:00] Bakemono: Panni, don't! You don't want to know!
[00:00] Castiel: I feel like I’ve missed everything now.
[00:02] Hyen: You didn't miss anything. There’s nothing to miss, really. We’re just talking about patterns.
[00:04] Panni: Ohhh, then I won't look!! D8 😱
[00:04] Hyen: That site contains adult content.
[00:04] Panni: I figured. That shouldn't even be allowed to be advertised on YT.
[00:08] Készítő: @Panni, Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED for short)... well, it’s a "troll encyclopedia." It is definitely not PC, nor is it... polite, let's put it that way. And yes, it has adult content. LOADS of it. So, better not.
[00:09] Castiel: Now that I've read everything, I think it's time for my first cigarette of the day—or maybe the first few in a row?
[00:09] Bakemono: There are two kinds of "Maker" groups. In one, they talk about "patterns." In the other, they talk about "Hyen’s dick."
[00:10] Bakemono: Wow, okay, I’m leaving. No need to show me out.
List of Stolen Stuff
Being a talentless hack with no imagination, Simon steals a shitload of ideas from other media to repurpose for his own ego. The list is incomplete and that's for the better.
- Warhammer 40k
- Final Fantasy VIII
- Mass Effect
- Metal Gear Solid
- Dragon Ball
- SCP
- Heroes of Might and Magic III
- Quake
- Command & Conquer
- Warcraft
- Starcraft
- Star Wars
- Duke Nukem
- System Shock
- Doom 3
- Game of Thrones
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Pokemon
- Digimon
See Also
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