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Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage
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Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage also called PJSK, ProSEKA and Project Sekai, is a mobile rhythm game is based on a hoary old chestnut known as Vocaloid. The game first debuted in September 2020 in Japan. It took Crypton over a year to remove all of the anti-American propaganda and the characters begging for BBC in every second event, in order to release the game globally in December 2021. Pjsk got mainly popularized on applications made for people with focus span shorter than the amount of attention they received from their parents in childhood, such as Tik Tok and Instagram.
Currently PJSK is most recognised for the insufferable fanbase.
The Plot
Ichika while walking through the city of Tokyo notices Hatsune Miku displayed on a big screen. When she arrives back home and gets high untill she becomes senseless, she finds a strange untitled file on her phone. Upon clicking on it, the drugs start to kick in and make her think that she appears to be in a different world called Sekai, that's supposed to be based on her feelings, where she meets Hatsune Miku and is invited to sing togheter with her.
Each band has their own Sekai and story. Vivi BAD SQUAD can be summarised to hipsters trying to prove they're different and special. Leo/Need's plot is teenagers going to school and wanting to start a successful band that would eventually end up with all of the members going to jail for drug dealing. Wonderlands X Showtime tells the story of how to make a circus with no visitors. More More Jump! is a great example of a kpop band being created. And last but not least, Nightcord at 25:00 portrays an unrealistic image of NEETs trying to earn money.
The Characters
Leo/Need
Hoshino Ichika
Ichika is considered the mascot of Project Sekai, along with Hatsune Miku. She does basically the whole job of the band, writing lyrics, being a vocalist and a guitarist. Ever since childhood Hoshino has been the biggest fantard of Hatsune Miku. When she lost contact with the friends she had her fetish of putting Miku everywhere escalated to the point when even urinating on a Hatsune themed toilet wasn't enough.
Tenma Saki
The amount of lessons she skipped by pretending to be sick made her IQ fall way below average. In the past she spent most of her time being hospitalised and doing everything to stay in such state as long as possible with the goal of ruining all her friendships. She succeed in doing so and as a bonus ruined the friendships between Honami, Shiho and Ichika as well.
Mochizuki Honami
Drummer of Leo/Need with lack of basic abilities to make choices on her own. Honami is disloyal, two-faced student to all her of her friends. She ignores people who enjoy her presence whenever she gets a chance to.
Hinomori Shiho
Leo/Need's bassist and a second year student with a God complex. Shiho believes she's different, a lone wolf without anyone to understand her deep true desires. She has no dreams or aspirations whatsoever.
More More Jump!
Hanasato Minori
She fell in love with Haruka at the first sight. Through hears her obsession escalated causing her to have wet dreams about her unaware friend. The only suppressant to her needs are her parents entering her room when she's in the middle of gooning. Her talent is to fail any audition given.
Kiritani Haruka
Recognized for her signature move on stage called "fingering yourself" she shows whenever penguins are mentioned in any song. She has the basic angst background that most Mary Sues get about her being sad and whining her whole life and finnaly finding a purpose of it in becoming an idol to make everyone smile like she couldn't.
Momoi Airi
Known for participating in child beauty contest on TV when she was younger. To this day all she does it talk about it and try to inspire younger generation to participate in series made for pedophiles. Airi is your averange person you can meet in real life with no interesting hobbies or things to do.
Hinomori Shizuku
Third grader from a girls only school. She has top shelf social skills thanks to which it was her friend to had to apply for her to the position of an idol group leader because she was too much of a dandere to do it herself. The only reason why she got accepted into More More Jump! is her looks.
Vivid BAD SQUAD
Azusawa Kohane
A teenage girl that tries to exploit her friends to the fullest. Kochane's main trait is not being able to use her phone properly whenever she gets lost and instead of searching for a way on maps she prefers to go into dark alleys hoping to get fucked roughly in the ass by a stranger. Because of her manipulative nature fans usually draw her as a hamster, can appear cute but at the same times she gets what she wants by being annoying as fuck.
Shiraishi An
A spoiled second-year student. Her only achievement in life is talking about her father being famous, owning a cafe and a bar. She's the sponsor of Vivid BAD SQUAD. Her presence is seen as a real hassle to all other members making them feel a sense of dismay whenever she's around.
Shinonome Akito
In the past he used to be part of a soccer team for a while but got kicked out of it by the exhausted members, after making it lose an enormous amount of times. Akito first started singing after his sister, Ena, made him participate in a summer festival instead of sitting in his room all day and wasting the resources his parents worked for.
Aoyagi Toya
A character that's completely forgotten by the entire fandom. Toya is a typical teenage boy with daddy issues. He used to perform on the streets like a beggar but one day Akito noticed him and decided to do invite him into a bad that so the city can stay clean out of jakeys.
Wonderlands x Showtime
Tenma Tsukasa
Tsukasa is obsessed with becoming the biggest star the world has seen. He developed such obsession by only playing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" for years with no end while standing over his sister's bed at the hospital, hoping she will wake up to beat the shit out of him for singing off-key the easiest song in existence. His whole personality can be summarised to being in love with Rui.
Otori Emu
A copy paste of Pinkie Pie from my little pony and the queen of oversaturated cards. She acts as if she's drugged most of the time which is caused by her severe Down's Syndrome and suspected Tourettes that makes her yell "Wonderhoy!" every 5 seconds. Her behaviour is normalised by the fandom to hide their evident fetish of innocent people with disabilities. Otori's face is always shining with a big grin at the news she can ruin someone's day.
Kusanagi Nene
An attention seeking girl who pretends to have social anxiety. She used to perform in the past to a large public but one day she got the idea that pretending to be shy will get her fans. From that day she begun playing in the concerts while operating a robot made by Rui.
Kamishiro Rui
The most simped for character in the whole game. In his free time Rui builds sex robots such as NeneRobo - needy version of his neighbour, Nene Kusanagi. Because of his strange sexual desires his classmates try to avoid him at any cost. His fans like to set him with Tsukasa and giving him the role of dominant alpha.
Nightcord at 25:00
Yoisaki Kanade
Leader of Nightcord at 25:00. Kanade felt bad for Mafuyu's mother for having raised an incompetent idiot that can't even chose her future job by herself, and decided to befriend the poor woman's daughter to possibly teach her how to be more useful as a person. Yoisaki however fails to notice she's not any better and because of her, her father had to overwork himself and end up being hospitalised.
Asahina Mafuyu
Easily the biggest brat and depressed wannabe in the whole game. Mafuyu thinks she's abused by her mother yet she can't even name one single thing wrong the "bad" mom did to her, let alone understand how someone can feel at theirs rock bottom.
She is responsible for making the lyrics to songs from Nightcord at 25:00.
Shinonome Ena
Ena is a third-year antisocial student and self proclaimed artist with insomia and a praise kink, always trying to downplay her artwork without realising how averange it really is, failing to realize it even after being rejected by her dream art school. Ena has daddy issues and can't understand that her father desires something more in his life besides only fulfilling her selfish needs.
She is responsible for creating illustrations for the band she's in.
Akiyama Mizuki
Mizuki has a little controversy surrounding her caused by homosexual inviduals grooming little children on Discord chats, into thinking that when they say they're the opposite gender, that automatically becomes the truth. The girl according to them was born as a guy, simply put - is a troon. Normal people noticed the stupidity behind their idea and in response started mocking them, saying that it's a crossdresser.
Her role in the group is to edit music videos and make them at least a slightly watchable.
The Fanbase
The fandom of any media plays an important role in how the story develops, how popular it could become and for how long it stays revelant. Fantards of ProSEKAI are perfect at making the community utterly boring, full of homosexuality, creating "head canons" so good that even furfags can't comprehend them and making fanarts of questionable quality that look as if they were drawn by a lobotomized patient from the 1940s.
PJSK shares the fandom with games like Genshin Impact (according to many researchers, it's the place where most pedophiles spend time at) and Ensemble Stars (Project Sekai rip off that's still better than the original).
The community is built out of:
- Weeaboos
- Unemployed men in their 60s
- Victims of grooming
- People suffering from Down syndrome
- Age Regressors
- Heroin junkies
- Teenage edgelords
In the end we are able to put forward a diagnosis of the condition of the community of the given media as fairly poor, as the above examples show. Unfortunately, the only way to neutralize the dangerous individuals from this fandom is to throw every last one of them to the gulag.
Drama
Revival! My Dream! Event Cancellation
Revival! My Dream! was meant to be yet another wretched event made in order to show a deep and heartbreaking story of Rui. Nevertheless the english community didn't dissapoint and presented how thin-skinned they really are by whining about how offensive and culturally insensitive the 2 out of 5 cards were. While not fully confirmed it appears that some participated in the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) strike only because their favourite ship wasn't shown there.
Despite the cards simply being a reference to Princess Mononoke, the butthurt revisionism did its' job and led to cancellation of the event on the English server.
Leo/Need Blackface
Another controversy once again involved race happens to be in one of the anime adaptations. At the end of one episode characters from Leo/Need attempt to dress up as American slaves, putting on the clothes that's worn by such people on a daily basis and painting their skin gray - first vision was to make them black but under the pressure Sega decided to make it gray, that so whites don't feel bad while seeing underhumans in their game. However it wasn't enough for the fans of PJSK, some were infuriated by the choice to even include them, in response people started boycotting the companies behind Project Sekai and accusing them of trying to appeal to the most brutal community among all humans - blacks.
After the drama broke out, the episode got taken down on YouTube and all other platforms because of butthurt whites fangirls and fanboys flagging it.
The episode was later reuploaded, with the scene edited to show the beautiful white women. The damage however was done and the financial support for the anime ended.
