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Romeo Rose
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BREAKING NEWS!! Romeo Rose just won 2015 Faggot of the Year!!1 |
Romeo Rose (Powerword: Larramie Houston Busby aka Larry Busby aka Jim Paris) is a 40-something-year-old upstanding gentleman from Austin, Texas who, at the age of 39, posted a want ad on the internet looking for his dream girl, which is completely normal and acceptable in our society. He received his first dose of actual female attention, other than his mom, from a curious news reporter, and it spiraled into a whirlwind of internet fame and women being taken on beautiful, romantic dates where he writes them poetry and gives them flowers. He is known for being the white guy who pulls out a guitar at parties, his glaringly-fake, ultra-white veneers, twice the size of normal teeth, which cover up years of poor dental hygiene, and his photography company which he uses to coerce young women to wear as little as possible. During these paid photo shoots for which he promised the models $10,000 each (Which he has admitted he had absolutely no intent or means of paying them), he spreads out rose petals, has the photographer take pictures of his shitty poetry, and makes out with the uncomfortable and uninterested girls, who appear to be glassy-eyed and frightened. When questioned about his activities, Romeo admitted on Tinychat to EDiots that he promised to pay the women to make out with him and then he never did, which for prostitutes is probably considered to be a crime like theft.
He has since moved on to threatening women who don't have sex with him, restraining orders filed against him by an ex-girlfriend, and generally being an all-around awesome person.
The Desperate Request Heard Round the World
The Crack Whore Incident
Romeo's relationship with someone's grandma at this point had ended due to a problem he couldn't resolve. He moved down to Texas to continue his love quest without risking going to prison, since whenever he was within 100 miles of his ex-girlfriend, he aggressively, romantically observed her. It all began when Romeo decided to check myspace for prospects of a relationship. Miraculously he actually found a beautiful woman named Brandy Dawn. She warned him that she had a violent criminal history, but being the true romantic that he is, Romeo invited her and a friend of hers to a bar, where he bought them almost $100.00 worth of drinks, and then invited them back to his apartment on the more plush side of Austin. The friend left to go to work around 11 PM, at which time Romeo began immediately begging Brandy for sex. She convinced Romeo to buy her 200$ worth of Crack, and in exchange, he could eat out her used cum dumpster for 5 minutes. He said it was the "sweetest thing he had ever tasted". After several minutes of desperate, dog-like tonguefucking, she decided to stop letting him waste her time and coerced him into purchasing another $200.00 worth of crack. Romeo, panicking due to the fact that he had already spent $500.00 on one prostitute, laid out rose petals and wrote poetry for her, and had yet to actually fuck her, decided in his infinite wisdom to take his guitar and leave the house. He told Brandy he was going to pawn it, but in reality he just wandered the streets for hours. When he returned, Brandy was gone, along with his laptop, sound equipment and any money that had been inside.
She also convinced her friends that he still owed her money, so he ended up crying himself to sleep as giant angry men pounded on his door to open up.
The lesson a reasonable man would learn would be to not invite convicted felons into their home and buy them cocaine.
However, Romeo is a savant and decided the lesson was to blame all drugs for his stupidity, even though he himself stated he bought it because he thought she would be more likely to have sex with him if she had lower inhibitions due to getting high.
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A post worthy of signing your name and sharing -
This is how he justified it on his blog lol
Moving to Austin to escape jail, because he battered a bitch
IN THE FAMILY COURT OF CABELL COUNTY, WEST VIRGINIA Susan E. Chapman, Petitioner v. Larramie H. Busby, Respondent Family Court Civil Action No. 09-DV-1292 Magistrate Court Case No. 09-D-1320 Order of Publication Domestic Violence 1. The object of this suit is to obtain protection from domestic violence. 2. The object of this publication by Class I legal advertisement is to notify Respondent of the EMERGENCY PROTECTIVE ORDER prohibiting the above- named Respondent from abusing, harassing, stalking, threatening, intimidating or engaging in conduct that places Petitioner and/or the child(ren) and/or incapacitated person(s) named in the ORDER in a reasonable fear of bodily injury. TO THE ABOVE NAMED RESPONDENT: It appearing by evidence duly taken in this action that you could not be found in or that you have left the State of West Virginia, you are hereby notified of the ORDER following immediately below. This EMERGENCY PROTECTIVE ORDER will remain in effect until the final hearing on this matter is held. The final hearing will be held at the above-named family court, located at Room 303, 750 5th Avenue, Cabell County Courthouse on Feb. 17th, 2010 at 8:30 a.m. The final hearing may result in the issuance of a final domestic violence protective order and will be held whether or not you appear. Jan. 6, 2010 Adell Chandler LH- 748765 1-7-10 Source: The Herald-Dispatch. Date: 07-Jan-10
The email she sent Romeo, the wife beater [+]
RoRo on EDF
Much to everyone's surprise, Romeo pulled a super alpha move and made an account on ED's forum, in an attempt to blend in with the local natives and make friends.
He contributed walls of text and forced bravado in an attempt to communicate, threatened EDF staff and vowed he would prosecute, and posted photos of a horrible, shriveled object that has yet to be identified. Due to being extremely overqualified, the administration of EDF decided to make Romeo Rose a Mega Mod out of fear and respect for him. He has since become the most benevolent ruler that EDF has yet to experience.
What are you gonna do when I find you? CALL THE COPS, BITCH IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
On his Powerful Love Quest to Find a Boyfriend-Free Girl in the world's largest wasteland, Romeo made yet another genius decision on EDF2 and entered into a friendly chat with a girl on EDF in a private message after mistaking her for an administrator, believing he found a girl who actually liked him. Later he was invited to talk to Ediots on Tinychat, but he ignored everyone who asked interesting questions such as, "What does a prostitute's vagina taste like?", in order to focus on the only girl who was present. This conversation resulted in him sending her unsolicited and unwanted photos as well as confiding in her that he had no friends and trying to blackmail the female EDiot with nude photos of Mackenzie Kelly in exchange for pictures of her tits, and she responded by posting everything he said to her in his thread. Afterwards, she apologized and claimed bipolar disorder, so he immediately forgave her for some reason and agreed to a Skype call. Things quickly turned ugly when he found out she was recording, resulting in a series of autistic expletives, including:
- "YOU DON'T HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RECORD THIS"
- "it's not like I rape people, all men get women drunk to have sex with them"
- "I AM ROMEO FUCKING ROSE. THAT IS ME."
- "You're a BITCH. CUNT."
- "YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, BITCH."
To this day, Romeo Rose blames one female EDiot for his troubles at ED, and outright ignored the fact that she did not write his article or create his thread on EDF. Even when confronted by Rodion, the article's author, Romeo had very little anger for him and was still mad BECAUSE GIRL DENIED HIM SEX. It's okay, we know the real reason he hates her.
The conversation was quickly uploaded to the interbutts before the EDiot fled into the Witness Protection Program.
File:Vigil Candles.gifOur thoughts and prayers remain with her.File:Vigil Candles.gif
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Any female users on EDF at the time this was posted were caught in the neckbeard blast and their vaginas sealed shut. -
Not being able to read someone's facial expression... What was that a sign of, again? -
Romeo telling EDF that he's not retarded and has no friends -
In between hiring women to kiss him and asking girls to pretend to love him in exchange for $10,000, Romeo likes to hit on women by crying about his ex-girlfriends. -
Explaining why no one should want him, and we agree
How the West Was Won
I am looking for a decent girl that wants to be in a long term monogamus relationship with me. I want the girl to be attractive. I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl. I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considered overweight, they should be fine. Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me. I also like girls with long hair. I like a girl to look like a girl, not a man, I like a feminine, pretty girl. I like hair down to the shoulders at least. Sometimes I can make exceptions if it is shorter depending on how it looks on the girl. But for the most part, I love long hair. Redheads are my favorite, next is Brunettes, and next is Blondes, in that order. I like all 3, but I’m just saying if I had to choose, that’s my order of preference. I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black. I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.* *"Your physical imperfections disgust me. Excuse me, my teeth are quite literally rotting out of my skull and I need to vomit." I do not ever want to have kids, so if a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man.* *THANK GOD. I will not date a girl that does not have a job or career. I am not looking for any type of woman that is materialistic or a gold digger or expects a man to pay for everything.* *Has offered women tens of thousands of dollars to sleep with him and pretend they love him. I do not like tattoos on a woman. If a woman already has tattoos, it may not be a deal breaker unless she plans to get more in the future. If a woman has something small and feminine like a butterfly or rose already on her ankle or something then it may not necessarily be a dealbreaker. And it would also help if she would consider having them laser removed, something I might would even pay to have done for her. To me, tattoos just represent white trash or someone that’s been in prison. I do not care for following trends like mindless sheep and getting tats just because what ever Star on TV got them, they will always be a symbol of White Trash. The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created, to tattoo it with ink is the same as vandalising a famous Monet painting with a can of spray paint! I also do not like piercings on a woman. I do not like a woman to have anything pireced other than her Ears. If she has other piercings it’s not a dealbreaker as long as she removes them and never wears them again. I do not like gamblers. I will not be in any relationship with a woman that gambles or wastes money on such things. I do not like strippers! I will not date any girl that has ever been a stripper. I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband. I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend. I will not date any girl that can not always be honest & faithful to me. This is very important. I prefer a girl that does not smoke, but as long as she does not smoke in my house or around me, if she can go outside and smoke, then I can live with that. I lived with my ex girlfriend for Eleven years, and she was a smoker.* *Noticed how he capitalized the number of years? Autism. I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.* *Broke up with his girlfriend 5 years ago, made compilation video of her pictures on Youtube 1 year ago, talks about her even when trying to pick up other women... I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all. I do not like sarcastic or cynical people, I do not like people that always think negatively either, so that type of girl would also not be a good match for me. I know sometimes on my website here, I may seem like a negative person because I point out sooooo many things that I dislike, but I assure you I am a very positive person, I am just tring to put out here my likes/dislikes so you can know more about me and what type of girl may get along with me. I do not expect a girl to agree with all of my beliefs or opinions etc, but I do not like to argue, and it’s very important that we can live in peace together if at some point the girl & I live together. I like to live in a quiet & peaceful environment. That is extremely important to me. I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal is fine. T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high heels! I like a girl that takes care of herself and keeps herself clean of course. I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs! I need a girl that can be very warm & affectionate and loving. It’s also nice if the girl has a big heart and appreciates simples things, and understands the value of sentimental things etc. I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship. Kissing is one of my most favorite things to do with a girl, it’s very important. I also love to hold a girls hand when I am walking with her. And I love sleeping beside a girl and holding her close to me, and spooning with her. In fact THAT is the reason I named this website “Sleepless In Austin” because I haven’t had a single good nights sleep in years, ever since my relationship ended with my ex-girlfriend. And yes, I also liked the movie Sleepless in Seattle, haha It dosen’t matter at all to me how big or small a girls breasts are. I prefer them to be real & natural though. I am against breast implants, I see that as unnecessary self mutilation, and I would not want a girlfriend that has breast implants.* *lol dosen't. I guess this explains why Mackenzie Kelly got breast implants. I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance. Now I’m not saying having had a kid or two is a for sure dealbreaker for me, but it’s a case by case basis, and I prefer a woman that’s never had kids if possible. My ex-girlfriend that I was with for Eleven years never had kids, she couldn’t because of a hysterectomy at a young age. I like to get a lot of attention in a relationship, and I like to give it as well. I also have a high sex drive, as well.
Photography Company/Get Pussy quick scheme
Romeo is an aspiring artist and believes that he is a talented photography, musician, and director. So in his opinion, with all this sudden internet fame clearly related to his talent, he is entitled to a set of groupies. But he soon realized when his adds had been ignored that he would have to step up his game a notch. This sparked the brilliant idea that he would promise thousands of dollars to young desperate girls for a movie shoot. After months of waiting, apparently the advert went answered, and within the first shoot he began attempting to blackmail the model into becoming his girlfriend and giving up a sexual favor. It is a mystery how she escaped and was able to post her warning. His music style can be described as the sounds of a 14 year old's first guitar lesson geared towards playing a Nickelback song and lyrics about Romeo's thug life
After a multi-platinum music selling career and his great photography prospects, Romeo Rose now wants to look after your pets and children. Many are left wondering how could such a talented man need money in such a menial job that we all once did back in high school. Romeo and his lucky RR medallion have truly seen some hard times in this changing economy. The man who thinks the CIA bugs him and it is OK to try blackmailing photography models for sex, would make the perfect babysitter for your warm family.
Judge Not, Romeo, Lest Ye Be Judged
Our hero once appeared on Judge Judy, sporting a masculine haircut, and complained that a portrait of his girlfriend tattooed on his arm with the words "Silly Girl" underneath it was "terrifying".
Judge Judy disagreed, telling him it was lovely and sided with the tattoo artist, basically telling Rose to grow up because you can't sue someone due to your own bad decisions.
Health and Nutrition for Man-Children
Romeo considers his gangly, paunchy frame to be attractive to the opposite sex, despite all evidence to the contrary. As a result of hanging around other attention seekers who make pointless "fitness" videos, he occasionally makes videos of a "How-To" nature that are so ridiculously amazing that they capture the imagination of all who witness them. He mostly subsists on gourmet meals of tabasco sauce and bread, which as EDiots pointed out, is not much better than food they can eat at summer camp.
Romeo's Final Soliloquy
Romeo had enough of EDF's horrible mean-spirited pranks and decided to let them have it.
He claimed that his actions under the identity of "Romeo Rose" were meant to be Andy Kaufman-esque and he was totally acting retarded on purpose.
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Romeo Returns...for the 12th Time...And Quits
On 2 January 2016 Romeo Rose posted this cryptic message on EDF2:
He then went on to make a couple more posts about how if anyone is to see his username somewhere else on the net (e.g. Tinychat, etc.) and they are not on video then it is not really him. And with that, he was gone. For the eleventh time. There were differing opinions on whether or not this latest flounce would be his last, with many of the ED community predicting his return. However, after two weeks it looked as if he was truly gone, until one EDiot found this:
Romeo, using the highly accurate and truthful username "nogirlfriendin6years," had made a dating profile on a site called POF. Basically, he was finally admitting what everyone had known all along: that he was an ugly loser with a bad personality and now he would finally admit it in hopes of getting some pity sex from some pathetic chick. Then, literally within just over one hour of that post, Romeo was back on EDF2. He called what he wrote on his dating profile "Reverse Psychology" and, because ever anxious to wind up on the prestigious website "Megan's Law," posted another video on YouTube which is basically a How To Guide for Date Rape. Romeo created a new YouTube channel with his new video persona 
Dylan Harris (a merger of his two favorite killers: DYLAN klebold and eric HARRIS - GET IT????) He claims to be filming from Atlanta, but anyone watching the video can't help but notice that he's obviously filming it in a fucking closet (appropriately enough), and later in EDF one of the admins confirmed his IP address was still coming from Austin.
Sex Tips From a Guy Filming in a Closet
(NOTE: Romeo baleeted these videos from YouTube but luckily they were already DL'd)
As the Democratic Debates were playing in Cytube, one EDiot sent Romeo and anonymous text asking him if he would like to join. Since Romeo has no fucking life whatsoever and is gullible enough to think people might want to be his friends, he promptly logged into Cytube for all of two minutes before realizing that he was only there to be mocked, and quickly left. Romeo then returned to the forums and began posting giant tl;dr textwalls in which he mistook users texts to him as a sign that they liked him. He then laid out his plans for the internets and thoughts on EDiots in great detail:
- Sell all but one of his guitars because he has no other source of income.
- Post videos of himself promoting daterape to piss off Austin, Texas feminists.
- Post elsewhere online using his mysterious new legal name which no one knows.
- "Raise Hell" elsewhere on the net.
- Insult all members of ED and EDF2 in general.
- ????
- PROFIT!
Romeo then concluded his 12th emoquit with the textwalls listed below. EDF anxiously awaits his inevitable return.
The Return
Romeo returned to the forums mid January and immediately posted a new cock photo as well as some introspective quotes. The topics of his rant had to do with sexuality and confessions to some deviant behavior. These include but are not limited to:
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
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Our expert panel of scientists is still unable to identify the object in this photo, posted by Romeo on EDF. -
Romeo crying about not having friends or sex appeal -
Sweating is totally normal around the opposite sex -
Snorting cocaine before he even can claim success at anything
External Links
- Original "Sleepless in Austin" ad
- When BuzzFeed is mocking you then you know it's bad
- Word of his faggotry even managed to reach Europe
- Romeo's fan made site
His business. 0/5 stars. At least that is better than his hotornot profile.
| Romeo Rose is part of a series on Dying Alone
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| Featured article December 22 and 23, 2015 | ||
| Preceded by Jack Gilbert Graham |
Romeo Rose | Succeeded by Santa Claus |