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HOLY SHIT Anthony owns over 250 video games spanning across 20 different consoles!!!1
Dat Alpha-as-fuck face tho.

Japancommercials4U2 (Anthony DeCastro) is an obese, greasy basement dweller who has a severe case of Nintendo obsession, having uploaded over 9000 videos to his YouTube channel. Anthony spends every waking moment of his life recording shitty Playthroughs of Nintendo games with no-commentary, and uploads said recordings to his YouTube channel to entertain the lonely 14-year-old sperglords who would be better off with a bullet through their heads. Either that, or Anthony is shoving his oversized amiibo collection up his unwashed asshole while fapping to the new DLCs for Super Smash Bros.

This waste of human flesh has played through almost every single fucking Nintendo game in existence, and always buys the latest games the second they are released to America and plays through the entire thing without sleep like an ADHD-maniac, uploading his recorded Playthrough in less than a week so that he can be "the first one to show off the game", expecting anyone to actually give a shit. There are over 40,000 retards who have subscribed to this cancer-inducing fuckwit, and unfortunately, this number is increasing with every boring-ass video he uploads.

The Legend

BMI = 53.97
This is what happens to Anthony when Nintendo goes out of business.

Anthony DeCastro was born on October 1st, 1996. His earliest activity on the internets date back to 2007, when he was an 11 years old meme-master. On the Tubes, he was originally known as "JapanCommercials4U", where he would frequently upload low-quality Japanese commercials for video games and post dumbass comments on obscure videos (most of them consisting of LOL, :3, or WTF). His channel got terminated in 2009, so he opened up a new account, "Japancommercials4U2", a haven of virtual social isolation, despondency, and A+ English:


IGNORE THE LOWER CASE "C" IN MY NAME. THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.


As Anthony got fatter and moar lonely, he started recording Playthroughs on a more frequent basis, sometimes uploading 6 hours worth of content in a single day. He was able to do this more often after he dropped out of high school to focus on this profession full-time. Seeing as his life is completely meaningless, and that he probably won't even live to see his 30th birthday and that no-one gives a shit about him, he took to video games as a comfort zone for his stresses and anxieties. Nintendo literally raised this degenerate bastard by spoonfeeding their copious amounts of tasteless video games down his throat, and it shows...

He loves Nintendo so much that he blatantly REFUSES to use any kind of emulator whatsoever, believing it is "disrespectful" to those who made the game. Simply saying the word "emulator" where he can see it will cause a fucking siren to go off instantly. Despite this, he used to upload copyrighted commercials whenever he wasn't fapping to Krystal. Hypocrite much?

If there's anybody who is wondering why Nintendo is still is business, it's all thanks to this fat fuck having spent literally thousands of his never-ending supply of Jew Gold on their shitty plastic crap which could have been put to much better use, such as supplying sufficient food and water to a tribe of starving Africans. But let's face it, Anthony could never give up those precious vidya gaems for the sake of ending world hunger, amirite?

A tl;dr list of 200+ games he has played

Try and read out all of these names in one breath:

How to troll JapanCommercials

  • Tell him you use emulators.
  • Send him pics of Pokémon Rule 34, or any Rule 34 of a Nintendo character.
  • Ask him why he is fat.
  • Ask him if he can physically see his penis.
  • Tell him that Nintendo only makes games for babies.
  • Downvote all of his videos DISREGARD THAT, VOTING IS DISABLED ON HIS VIDEOS.
  • Ask him why he believes using emulators is pirating, when he used to upload pirated commercials.
  • Ask him why he is in his 20's and still playing fucking kid's games.
  • Show him this video and ask him why he isn't doing the same.
  • Spam shock images, it always does the trick with these pussies.

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The Best Of Anthony DeCastro About missing Pics
  • This is what his mom looks like...
    This is what his mom looks like...
  • ...and this is what his dad looks like.
    ...and this is what his dad looks like.
  • She's close to his heart (and heart problems).
    She's close to his heart (and heart problems).
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