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dahalochick (Gina Giannetti, Ginachu, ハローのひよこ) is a part of a long line of victims who are suffering from Japan's revenge for WWII. Ginachu made her mark on the Internets by being a professional writer, professional food critic, professional anime panelist, female heavyweight champion of the world, and professional obnoxious vlogger inflicted with Japan syndrome. DaHaloChick refines the weeaboo lexicon, and would probably eat you alive if given the opportunity.

About Ginachu

 
Her bio from some phony production company she claims to be a part of.
 
What's a troll to do when the target mocks itself?


   
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I'm living in Long Island, New York trying my hardest to make it day-to-day and pursue my dream of becoming a published fiction novel writer. I love to write and read, and I also do quite a bit of my own photography. I'm also very passionate about the anime industry and Japanese culture in general. Nothing makes me happier than my friends and family.
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I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. Okay, not really. I'm a small-town girl living on Long Island. The art of literature is my greatest passion in life, and I am very serious about pursuing that passion so that I can share it with the world. It's my greatest wish that someone will one day pick up a book of mine in a store, read it, and have it brighten their day. To share the joy and power of the written word is what I want to dedicate my life to. I also am a lover and practitioner of photography, although I find I'm rather lacking in that regard. I feel as if I need to learn more about photo editing before I can really dig into this particular medium, but I still love capturing as many beautiful shots as I can. I am very open to learning new things and improving my craft, and so any constructive criticism you may have on any of my works is more than welcome. So long as there is respect given, it will be returned.
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My name is Gina Giannetti. I am an aspiring writer born and raised in Long Island, New York in a fairly traditional Italian family. Besides my family and friends (who will forever be the treasures that enrich my life), my life mainly involves around working to overcome myself and my own faults to rise above and eventually reach my goal of being a published author, sharing my passion with the world. Throughout my life, I’ve developed a passion for Japanese culture, anime, video games, writing and literature, photography, Norse mythology, and several other things.
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Gina is your average morbidly obese weeaboo (But alas, I repeat myself). She would be completely non-noteworthy if not for the fact that she has deluded herself into believing she is "living the dream" by snagging a job at a hip and trendy anime-centric production company. Nevermind the fact that the "company" has nothing of note to their name, that it generates no profit, and that her co-workers were all her close friends before the company started. She is currently "employed" as the company publicist, though she has apparently   dabbled in what it jokingly referred to as "acting".

A Whale of a Weeaboo

 
Unrealistic expectations.
 
Actually, she's a permavirgin.

Despite being sickeningly anime-savvy, Gina is decidedly oblivious to how the internet works. Having dropped out of "Web 101" after learning how to watch streaming anime, the majority of her web activity is limited to within the walls of her Twitter account and posting   laughably long vlogs on YouTube which no one in their right mind would possibly sit through. She also maintains a (Mercifully) rarely updated anime-themed blog, where she discusses her anime-themed projects, and generally goes on and on about fucking anime shit in every post she pens.

It is safe to say that literally every aspect of her miserable existence relates in some way to anime, or her attempts to pay homage to the glorious nation of Japan. It is her life's dream that one day, the glorious emperor of Japan will notice her contributions to the "Japanese Culture Movement of America", and pay for her flight to Japan. Luckily, this dream will never come to fruition, as there is no aircraft currently in existence (Or currently in development) fit to carry cargo of her weight.

Notice how she is out of breath after 20 seconds.

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Exodus

 
What Gina must do to properly become an animu.
 
Gina's friend dispensing brilliant legal advice.

Last Thursday, the trolling elite over at 4chan's /a/ (Who are behind every notable trolling operation ever conducted on the internet, as well as convincing the Jews to do WTC) caught word of Gina's numerous disgraces to the honor of glorious Japan, and launched a trolling operation so epic in scale that it actually managed to scare Gina into closing / privatizing her internet accounts: They linked to a video she had uploaded of her giving a tour of her friend's room in a thread about anime collections, and made a few posts making fun of it. If that sounds too cruel and unusual even for the sociopathic internet hate machine the world must quietly refer to as /a/, you clearly underestimate how callous these monsters can be. Gina clearly made the right move in closing her accounts and deleting fucking everything: If she hadn't, she may very well have lost her life already.

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Continued Trolling

While Gina ineffectively attempts to remain secretive and is prone to delete fucking everything at the first sign of criticism, her "friends" and co-workers are little more than your standard attention whores. To ensure maximum shaming, attempts at trolling should be disguised as attacks / parodies of her bullshit production company, rather than direct attacks on Gina herself. This way, the other members of the company will eagerly respond to you and encourage you to post moar, even at the risk of going against the wishes of Gina. An example of this tactic in action can be seen in the following commentary, demonstrated by a group of seasoned commentators.

Not only was this commentary accepted as a video response to the original video, but the channel went so far as to favorite the video as well! Not only that, but a user claiming to be the actress in the first half of the video commented on and favorited the video as well, confirming that the video made it's rounds around the proverbial office, and that Gina (More likely than not) has seen it herself. Remember: Just because a target doesn't directly acknowledge your attack doesn't mean it wasn't hurt by it.

Gallery of Unsorted Fat

Gina talks about what to bring to I-CON, among other things.

Nerd humour, lol.

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