CallMeCarson
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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CallMeCarson is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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| CallMeCarson | |
| Born: | May 10th, 1999 |
| Real Name: | Carson King |
| Nationality: | American 
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CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is a 27-year-old basement-inhabitant who is a batshit insane, crazy aspie that is known for making a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting streamer, an internet comedian, an unskilled, handicapped gamer. Carson typically records his friends on Minecraft and Discord. Without these, he's basically a loner who technically has the fair of going outside and failed to make a living. His career is nothing other than constantly dick-riding YouTube and Twitch all at the same time for money, and while his puberty was going in reverse, he is now reaching the final level of being a massive faggot with a distorted reality. It's clear enough that his videos were always unfunny, but somehow attracted a huge amount of fanboys that found his content that purely consisted of actual teenagers sending out random memes funny.
It comes as no surprise that nobody cared about this annoying aspie until the internet all of a sudden became fueled by unfunny memes. Carson thinks that he can save this whole world by making entertaining content. Instead, he's contributing towards the brainwashing of his targeted demographic, the downfall of comedy, and ruining the internet with his insanely retarded fanbase.
However, little did he know that his rapid rise to fame had all of a sudden been shattered in pieces, after it was revealed that he'd been manipulating his fangirls on social medias because he decided that manipulating his own fans was his only chance to get a girlfriend. He's been sending out sexually suggestive messages to fangirls he found attractive, only to realize that they accused him of dating a minor. His YouTube channel lost 30,000 subscribers as a result, and he retired for 6 months to form out his lies in one video.
Carrer
At the age of 12, he began on YouTube, as all autistic Minecraft fanboys do, by uploading generic Minecraft content that no one would ever watch. Carson first launched his channel under the name "bluecreppers" on September 9, 2011. And starting a group of anorexic boys from Minecraft, called "BlueCrew". After all that failed, he replaced his old channel with another account, "GamerCraft157", uploading videos in a form shitty form of "Let's Play". He uses a shitty recording-software known as fraps to record in "high quality". You still have to keep in mind that he is still making more lame content for Minecraft. However, his two channels never rosed him to fame of becoming a Minecraft content creator. This time, he only started uploading the Minecraft series on the third channel, "IceboxSP". And yet failed.Just like how he failed at trying to manipulate his underaged fans. The first clip of him to go viral was of him crying that he failed a Minecraft challenge.
Lunch Club
Lunch Club was a "dependent" group in which Carson joined. The group was a combination of him and his friends. Back in pre-2020, it was originally branded as a podcast with the name Goop, but it was decided to be rebranded again due to name conflicts with a makeup company with the same name. To make their podcast less boring, Lunch Club was known for swallowing a drip of cum from famous YouTubers, including Pokimane, CaptainSparklez and others, to be featured in their podcast for fame, only to be discontinued in September 2020. Thanks to Chinese AIDS. AND nothing of value was lost.
Manipulating controversy
On January 5, 2021, a Twitter user named Sam (@miniborb) tweeted that Carson groomed her while she was 17 and he's 20 right after this tweeted. The post included screenshots which revealed that Carson was privately messaging Sam on Twitter and Discord. Later, the tweet and the term "Carson" began trending on Twitter in the United States. Sam puts on her best trollface while his incredibly-autistic fanbase crusades against everyone whenever they involve Carson. Who would have guessed that a 22-year-old Minecraft-dwelling aspie could have such a strong fanbase?
To make matters worse, a Twittard user @Copiicatt tweeted a screenshot on Tuesday, a day after Sam's tweet, which shows Snapchat messages between her and Carson in June 2019, the year when she was 17 and Carson was 20. It was until a known sex offender called Keemstar (a.k.a Daniel Keem) exposed the tweet that she told Carson to exchange nude photos. This whore was responsible for all the lies told by Carson's fanbase, since she made it pretty obvious that Sam's tweet was ALSO fucking bullshit. Nothing else, she's just some random whore from Twitter trying to pull reverse jail-bait on Carson. Moving on....
It comes as no suprise that his fanbase still defended him despite the fact that these tweets were posted and that it no longer exists due to controversial. The reason for the age gap is that it is not illegal. This basically proves that his fanbase likes to dick-ride Carson no matter what situation he's involved in. His fanbase also compared him to other pedophiles that are absolute nobodies. They say "What about EDP445?" or "EDP445 DaTe A GiRL BeLoW 17!!1". Of course, nobody gives a fuck about the other pedophiles that Twitter already talked about a month ago.
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