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This person is a sick fuck!
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| Title | King of the Womb, Knight of Yeshua, Savior of Babies |
| Assumed Office | November 27, 2015 |
| Born | April 16, 1958 (66 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Artist, protector of the babies |
| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| Style | FPS/Bomberman, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, King Robert does not sin |
| Motive | Crusade against Planned Parenthood |
His majesty Robert, king of America and the New World, Servant for Jesus Christ, his father, and the holy spirit, Prince of Europe and Arabia, Knight of The far lands, The Lost Lands and the Distant Islands, Protector of all of Mother Gaia against Satan and the Dark Army, Born from the house of Deer, Son of Lewis, and warrior for the babiesβ , better known by his casual name Robert Lewis Dear is a kind hearted angel, who, while living amongst his master's creation and giving advice to them, felt his loving heart warn about a cult of abortion grow like a leech on a weak calf, so, Robert, being the wise knight he was, gave refuge to all of the weak, no matter their race, religion, creed, or skin color, by committing a massacre at an abortion clinic.
Background
Robert's human form was born in South Carolina on April 16, 1958, but he grew up in Kentucky for most of his youth. He worked as an art dealer and lived in several Mobile homes, living in a particularly shit one in Hartsel, Colorado at the time of the attack. Dear has been V& several times in his life, the first being in 1991 for having an illegal knife and firearm, The second was in 1992 after Dear held a woman at knifepoint and raped her, but the charges were dropped because speaking out against Christian violence means you hate Christians. According to his fatass ex-wife, Dear believed as long as he worshipped Jesus, he was free to do whatever he wanted, but of course Abortion is still a No-no
Attack
On November 27, 2015, only a few weeks after Sandniggers visited Paris, he decided to serve his master by preforming a noble act, Here's how he did it
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Amok time
After bringing his whole arsenal with him, he parked his car at the clinic. He forced his way into the clinic by shooting at the door with one of his SKS rifles (the only one used in the whole attack). He shot 6 people inside of the clinic, killing 2 civilians, one whore getting an abortion and one babykilling abortionist and injuring 4. After his noble fight for Christ, the pigs came to try and capture him. However, they did not know about King Robert's holy powers, which gave him the strength to endure a 5 hour standoff with the police, where he killed a pig (who's family claimed he was a devout Christian and injured 5 more before the glowniggers had to truck of peace their way into the clinic just to get him V&, and Robert failed to become an true follower of Christ before then. At the end, 198 shots were fired, He only used one of the 12 guns he brought with him, 3 Satanists⧠laid dead, and 9 more were injured
Aftermath
After the epic attack, Dear was found clinically insane, and was therefore innocent and charges couldn't be pressed against him. Liberals bawwed at the attack because they can't sacrifice to Moloch as usual, lol. In prison he's been reported to eat feces, but who doesn't like to eat some good shit every now and then?
Graded score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Maybe use your other guns next time |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 only 1/4 of targets died |
| Style: | 35/20 Sent Satan's soldiers back to the lobby |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 "Baww I can't murder my child" |
| Bonus: | 20/20 eating poop in prison |
Wanted Level:
Antichrist
See also
- Abortion
- Christianity - Why he did it.
- John Earnest - Same deal but targeted kikes.
- Omar Mateen - Did it for The Pedo Warlord, but also interfered with someone's plans.
- Philipp Fusz - Killed Jewhovah's Witnesses for the same reason.
- The Army of God - He's their #1 fan.
- Tian Mingjian - Also went on a killing spree over abortion.
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