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ππ¦π«π€ βπ¬ππ’π―π±
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| Title | ππ¦π«π€ π¬π£ π±π₯π’ ππ¬πͺπ, ππ«π¦π€π₯π± π¬π£ ππ’π°π₯π²π, πππ³π¦π¬π― π¬π£ π πππ¦π’π° |
| Assumed Office | November 27, 2015 |
| Born | April 16, 1958 |
| Died | November 22, 2025 (aged 67) |
| Nationality: | AmericuntΒ Β 
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| Occupation | Artist, protector of the babies |
| Highscore | Killed 3, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, King Robert does not sin |
| Motive | Crusade against Planned Parenthood |
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Background
Robert's human form was born in South Carolina on April 16, 1958, but he grew up in Kentucky for most of his youth. He worked as an art dealer and lived in several mobile homes, living in a particularly shit one in Hartsel, Colorado at the time of the attack. Dear had been v& several times in his life, the first being in 1991 for having an illegal knife and firearm. The second was in 1992 after Dear held a woman at knifepoint and raped her, but the charges were dropped because speaking out against Christian violence means you hate Christians. According to his fatass ex-wife, Dear believed as long as he worshipped Jesus, he was free to do whatever he wanted, but of course abortion is still a no-no.
Attack
On November 27, 2015, only a few weeks after sandniggers visited Paris, he decided to serve his master by preforming a noble act. Here's how he did it.
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Amok time
After bringing his whole arsenal with him, he parked his car at the clinic. He forced his way into the clinic by shooting at the door with one of his SKS rifles (the only one used in the whole attack). He shot 6 people inside of the clinic, killing 2 civilians, one whore getting an abortion and one babykilling abortionist and injuring 4. After his noble fight for Christ, the pigs came to try and capture him. However, they did not know about King Robert's holy powers, which gave him the strength to endure a 5-hour standoff with the police, where he killed a pig (whose family claimed he was a devout Christian) and injured 5 more before the glowniggers had to truck of peace their way into the clinic just to get him v&, and Robert failed to become an true follower of Christ before then. At the end, 198 shots were fired, he only used one of the 12 guns he brought with him, 3 Satanists laid dead, and 9 more were injured.
Aftermath
After the epic attack, Dear was found clinically insane, and was therefore innocent and charges couldn't be pressed against him. Liberals bawwed at the attack because they can't sacrifice to Moloch as usual, lol. In prison he was reported to eat feces, but who doesn't like to eat some good shit every now and then?
The judge forcibly medicated Robert, which caused Robert to complain and compare himself to "The Batman Guy". It is rather ironic that someone who opposed abortion kvetched about losing control over his body.
Claims to be pro-life, dies
On November 22, 2025, 5 days before the 10th anniversary, King Robert mysteriously died suddenly in federal custody while STILL awaiting his trial. R.I.P. King, we'll remember you for your attempts to save the unborn from the Jews.
Now we will never know if he was innocent or guilty!
(Side note: This is probably exactly how the story of another Colorado mental asylum inmate, Daniel Larson, is gonna end.)
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Maybe use your other guns next time |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Only 1/4 of targets died |
| Style: | 35/20 Sent Satan's soldiers back to the lobby |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 "Baww I can't murder my child" |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Ate poop in prison |
Wanted Level:
Antichrist
See Also
- Abortion
- Anderson Lee Aldrich - Colorado Springs AGAIN, part 6 million!
- Christianity - Why he did it.
- John Earnest - Same deal but targeted kikes.
- Nghtmrchld26 - Also attacked Colorado Springs, but in the name of Satan.
- Noah Jacob Harpham - Attacked same the area 28 days earlier.
- Omar Mateen - Did it for The Pedo Warlord, but also interfered with someone's plans.
- Philipp Fusz - Killed Jewhovah's Witnesses for the same reason.
- Schizophrenia
- The Army of God - He's their #1 fan.
- Tian Mingjian - Also went on a killing spree over abortion.
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