Incel

An "Incel", or Involuntary Celibate Person, is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around certain people, and blames society for their inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for government interference in their lives, and to be provided with girlfriends.

This is unlikely to happen.

Incels' main grievance lies in the change of society from being more controlling of women, versus post sexual-revolution. In the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, so no one missed out on the opportunity to have a normal, happy life. Even hideous or deformed people were matched up in these marriages. This is 100% true. Now, women have multiple sexual partners, and according to incels, their genitalia become more and more stretched and roast-beef like as time goes on and the more cock goes inside them.

A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons.

Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in obvious ways which make the incels feel inferior to Chad.

They believe they will never see a vagina in person unless force is involved. Many incels even outright advocate rape as a way to relieve their "tension".

Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged

Modern eunuchs/incels still have their dicks however, yet complain that things are "worse" for them than ever before. Despite having things like plastic surgery, workout plans/gyms being readily available and the internet to solicit for mountains of information and advice on how to improve themselves, they have completely given up on finding happiness, or on having normal relationships. This brave choice to give up is often put upon society, hence the addendum, "involuntary", despite their own choice to stop trying. This often causes the incels to become depressed, suicidal, and homicidal. They often advocate rape, or government supply of girlfriends/sex partners (essentially, demanding sex slavery).

Some incels simply advocate for their brethren to wake up and accept that their lives are over, citing total nonsense excuses most of the time. They blame genetics in the same way that fat women blame genetics. In the following video, he even blames his "weak jawline" on genetics, when he clearly has high body fat and no muscle definition. This is obviously something he could correct, but his low T from never touching a barbell is quietly causing his slowdeath instead.

You blame society but it's all you, and you can fix it. You probably won't though, because you're a pussy. And pussies don't fix shit, they just cry about it. They don't lift weights or bother looking into hobbies that make them happy, or studying a skill. You wouldn't fuck with losing weight by cutting at least 500 calories per day, and doing 30 minutes of cardio daily. You don't fucking care about hygiene. Let me tell you, if you don't brush your fucking teeth, people know. They fucking know, and it's gross, and they will judge you. But whatever, don't do that, or wash your face. Don't try to travel and understand the world and shit, or learn new languages, fuck no. Don't fuck with making new friends and bring cool with everyone and actually trying to become a fully-fledged, 3-dimensional human being. Don't volunteer your time to the needy and become epic men of action. Don't give yourselves to your communities, and to women. Because who wouldn't want to fuck a muscled, philanthropic, well-spoken adventurous businessman, right? Fuck that. Don't do any of that shit, leave that shit for the rest of us. You're a faggot and you're always going to be a faggot.

Incel Vocabulary

If you end up having a conversation with an incel, treat it like any other type of language barrier, and be patient.

Chad: The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big confidence.

Normies: People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, "Might as well be fucking dead, too." They are not Chad, so they are nothing.

Stacy: The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs.

Incel: Incels are virgins, or close enough to it, 3/10s who refuse to face adversity and increase their likelihood of reproduction by increasing their strengths to make up for their weaknesses. They blame society for being a failure in the dating pool, while an outside observer would simply see an attractive, successful male outperforming a male who isn't even fucking trying.

Roastie: Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question.

Blue pill: Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are not thinking things through very clearly.

Black pill: When an incel is essentially fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil. Or when they just give up on life, generally. Different incels define it differently, but it essentially means being a big sopping pussy.

Raven: Legbeard in your current league who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: fat, has a hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue, is a feminist, is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to horrible music, has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos. This is what incels can choose from unless they improve upon themselves.