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Caveatipse
Caveatipse (aka. Depressionman, Indy The Great, Emma Watson's toilet slave (his words not ours)) is an impoverished layabout who believes that his idiotic posts on the Internet are worth reading. He likes to pitch himself as the "third greatest troll" based on his tired schtick; this is despite being trolled himself numerous times.
Matthew pretends to be all sorts of things, from a ghost hunter to a linguist to an heir to a fortune. Everything he says and does is solely meant to promote himself. He has been called to the carpet numerous times for lying and half-truths; when he is caught in a lie, he merely calls the accuser a "stalker" and demands that everybody come to his aid.
Tinychan
Tinychan is the first clone of AnonTalk, founded by Jan Martin after he was unmade as an AnonTalk moderator. The board went through a few different phases before Matthew found the board in late 2009.
Going by the handle Indy The Great, and claiming to be from France, Miller proceeded to become known for his constant drunken shitposting and willingness to camwhore, as well as making outrageous claims that he would have AnonTalk taken down and Kimmo Alm on the run from the law within 6 months with some kind of a secret, /i/ style campaign called "Operation Kimmophile," later renamed to "Operation Gunlimmo." Over a year later, AnonTalk is still up and Kimmo is still up to his usual faggotry.
After Tinychan was switched over to 4chan's servers, he changed his name to Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI (tripcode: "mytripcode"), but also posted under the names Bill Cosby and Sharice Turnipseed !pdO.BiWpeg (tripcode: "#ryane").
In early 2010, with a number of the users complaining about his constant posting of drivel and numerous arguments with even the most lenient of the moderation staff, one of the moderators decided to begin banning him on sight. Once word of this got out, Matthew hit a pitch-perfect note playing the victim card and gathered enough support to move over to a similar board, Minichan.
These days, Matt Miller is a "permaban on sight" on Tinychan. Ltamake hates Miller so much that when someone posts Matt's dox on Tinychan, he'll leave them up. This usually leads to lulz such as DMCAs from Matt and spam attacks.
Birth of Minichan
Minichan is another AnusTalk shithole clone; it began with a number of butthurt attention whores from the old tiny4chan kept getting banned. After a user named ninjj was banned by Jan he rallied all the tripfags into leaving Tinychan for Minichan.
It has since matured into it's own unique board, with Miller posting over 90% of the boards content.
Miller currently posts here and constantly shits out posts about cooking, being an Apple fanboi and the digestive functions of women.
Matt's Excessive Camwhoring
Matt Miller posts thousands of images of himself, his apartment, the view from his balcony, his toilet, and his collection of expensive ghost hunting equipment.
He has so thoroughly documented his life and surroundings that even a chimpanzee with Asperger's syndrome who just escaped from the zoo would be able to dox him. This greatly feeds into his paranoid notion that he is being obsessively stalked. By posting one of the below images, you will send Matt into a fit of rage as he will have forgotten having taken the picture himself and will rightly assume that you are his devoted stalker for life.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?? -
Derp
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Depressionman on a good day.
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Depressionman enjoying his favorite beverage.
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salut!
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There's over 9000 ghosts stored inside.
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Another night DM will never remember...
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This is what happens when you drink too much wine.
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A gentlemanly hairstyle, I must say!
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will he ever do it? Tune in to Ghostcam find out! -
It's down the highway, not across the street.
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Matt's just had breakfast and is ready for a day of posting on Minichan.
LAGHOUL
GHOUL, is Matt's ghost hunting and paranormal site was started by Miller amongst a flurry of pleas for help with web development. Miller launched it along with an ATBBS style forum, bringing several members of the Minichan community over as moderators.
Recently, Miller's excursion into the paranormal, and his flailing attempts to garner something of an Internet presence, have hit a snag. After a few tries to present himself as someone with a genuine interest in the paranormal, a big deal was made of Miller's attempts to pass off photographs taken from elsewhere on the web as his own ghost photographs. This followed a previous attempt to pass off long exposure photographs taken by Miller himself as paranormal phenomenon. A number of his stories were called out as lies, and his web of excuses gradually collapsed backward upon him.
At this point, Miller is remaining mostly quiet on the subject ghost hunting. His GHOUL site has sat mostly quiet as late, a toy cast away by a manchild no longer interested in being associated with the lies and embarrassing false hopes it represents. Since his latest attempts to garner attention by pleading for money and hyping fake ghost stories has had to be put on hold for the moment, Miller has returned to the tried and true methods used before. Aside from his sporadic attempts to cast himself as the victim of a smear campaign, he has recently been seen on Minichan asking questions about gaming computers and posting snippets of puerile prose involving fog.
Pre-Tiny/Minichan
More background. Miller's fecal obsession is nothing new. He has used it to great effect in getting attention before, and he relies on the shock value to gain attention. In late 2007, a series of posts were made to anonyblog.com that trace back to Miller:
"It was just a little thing I did with the Kodybear. It is no big deal." Indy the Great is bathing in a giant vat of teenage girlturds (pronounced as one word) when Halifax enters the room. Halifax the Bi-Curious Necromancer and Manservant vomits explosively for five minutes, puts on a hazardous materials suit, then enters. "Ugh. Lord Indy?" "Yes, yes? What do you want? I am bathing?" "So I smell. It seems, Lord, that the Kodybear and the Magogo have foiled our plan." "WHAT? How?" "They have given the earth a colostomy and rerouted the Taco-Bell-Shit (pronounced as one word) to Ricky Finklestein's trailer." "Hmm. You know, even I have to admit, that is ingenious. How can I fight against so brilliant a plan? I say, on just this one issue, that we join forces with the Kodybear and keep force-feeding (pronounced as one word) Taco-Bell (p.ronounced as one word) to Mother Gaia. By the way, how are our Taco-Bell (pronounced as one word) stocks doing?" "We have netted 190 trillion dollars, Master." "Wonderful!" "But, the Kodybear and the Magogo have been training monkey warriors, and they are coming to reclaim the TurdKave. Apparently, they have kannons filled with muriatic acid to dissolve bone." "Curses! We are foiled! The only option is to abandon the TurdKave and retreat to the Turdstar. Are the girlturd spaceships ready?" "Ready." "Then leave the skeleta here to fight against the bear and the monkey. Maybe they will at least kill a few million Magogoi (correct Greek plural). Until then, are my Afrikan negroidal slaves standing ready on the Turdstar?" "Yes, Master." "Then what are we waiting for?" In the dead of the night, a sparkle of light emits from the TurdKave. A spaceship, made of gi.rlturds (p.ronounced as one word) and shaped like a turd, shoots out. Several hours later, it reaches the Turdstar - an exact replica of Darth Vader's Deathstar. But where the giant hole for the laser gun was, there is a giant gi.rlanus (p.ronounced as one word). Inside is a giant turd, 4 times bigger than earth itself. INDY THE GREAT sets himself up in the captain-chair (pro.nounced as one word), and the Turdstar becomes fully functional. "Shall we blast the bear, the monkey, and the Vapor?" "Not yet, Halifax. Not yet. First, I want to kidnap the monkey. Send in Resurrected Manservant Leroy Cleophus Washington. He is now undead, so he cannot be killed. I want him to kidnap the Magogo." "Yes, Lord." INDY THE GREAT puts on a Darth Turdor mask and begins to breath heavily like Darth Vader. He begins his turd training in The Fart, his version of The Force, and waits to see what unfold in the Great Battle of the Turdkave (all prono.unced as one word).
This kind of attention seeking behavior is typical of Miller; For him, there is no negative attention. A response is a response, whether it is amused support, sympathy, or death threats. Once people have acknowledged his presence he will do anything to remain relevant.
He spent a number of months trolling the YarisWorld forum under the name "Caveatipse". Trying to register an account on that forum using the name "Caveatipse" will result in an automatic permanent IP ban. No, it doesn't.
"Stalking"
Matt constantly whines about being "stalked" online. He has posted several long rants about receiving death threats and having his personal life impacted by invasions into his email and online accounts. Small portions of this are no doubt true, as Miller has collected as many irate followers as sympathetic fans. This is Miller playing the victim card to great effect again and blowing a small amount of truth out of proportion.
Matt Miller believes that he is being stalked by a hacker named sK and some guy named JAmes MAthews (yes that's how he spells it). Back in the late spring of 2009, 2 anons who took the names UltimateCake and sK started a board called Depressionman BBS. It was originally a reasonably harmless griefing operation geared towards phishing tripcodes. However, Tinychan mod Nickalollyoff was dumb enough to use the same password for his tripcode and his Tinychan mod account. sK logged onto Tinychan with Nickalollyoff's account and proceeded to delete fucking everything. Some tripcodes were found, some email passwords were guessed, but these were scattered events done by bored teens on the web, not as part of some devious, collective effort to ruin Matt Miller. Miller leads people along, leaving openings like weak passwords, read: poopfart, for angry virgins to take advantage of easily. Once he hints at the desired outcome enough and someone takes the bait, Miller has a new crisis to talk about. More importantly, he has a new reason to talk about himself.
This is a game that Miller plays all too well, and the victim persona is played to the hilt. He has already enjoys a bit of online sympathy, playing a role that resembles both the outrageous carnival barker who makes the most outlandish and ridiculous claims and the village idiot, who cannot help but do so.
This latest round of manufactured controversy and obviously false claims is simply Miller's latest attempt to stay relevant. The current crowd has come to view Miller as eccentric and harmless, but the interest and outrage have died down too much for him.
Lately, Matt's new "stalker" alias is "Timber Nigger", who apparently made one prank call to Matt before leaving Mini/Tinychan forever. Subtle, Matt.
See also
External Links
- Dox at pastebay
- Matthew's fraudulent organization
- Every thread has a reply by Matthew
- Matthew's beautiful singing
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