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BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman is an ridiculously overrated show on Netflix hyped up as "the greatest cartoon evar", by a bunch of basement-dwellers that were doomed to be failures at life. It's about a failure Horse fursona who used to be on some shitty kids TV Show and is now after 30 years depressed as fuck for not being as famous he used to be. and now has mentally retarded baby tantrums over everything as he is to drunk to fix his nonexistent life; thus making everyone else think he a sane person and should not be remembered even more. Sounds familiar, that's right that's your life and you relate to ugly house as he's just like you. Depressed, being for attention, getting little care from anyone, and waiting to die. The only difference is that he was actually successful at one point unlike you, who will never ever be even remotely close having tons of jew-gold to yourself as you weep about how pathetic your life is.
Charcters
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| .BoJack Horseman: Former star of kids show that he appeared on for short term fame, and is now depressed for all entirety as his life crumbles apart to a strain of anger and depressions. He is now an alcoholic, to cope with the pain of not being famous anymore. He is now making desperate attempt to fix his life, as he is worried about being forgotten from meaningless fame from kids that don't even remember the show was on. | |
| .Princess Carolyn: A greedy jew who works with a companies to suck the souls of low-minded individuals with actually important life goals and only want become rich and beautiful, to milk them for all their worth. She is BoJack's on and off girlfriend because she realized that living with him is a massive waste of time when she can be making jew-gold of other peoples work. |  |
| .Diane Nyugen: A Woke feminazi who represents everything wrong with the millennial generation. She is like your average sea-punk on Tumblr, super sensitive, believes she's morally superior, and think's she's making a stand in the world by bringing up un needed politics into every conversation. BoJack and everybody else treat her like shit deservedly; for help making their own lives worse by her being around. |  |
| .Mr Peanutbutter BoJack's best friend from another kids show that according to BoJack Horseman "ripped his show off". He years later is still a complete dumbass. He unlike BoJack however has managed to stay happy as he is at least smart enough to realize that kids don't care about the dogshit the media shoves in their faces and is not viable for a successful career. He still manages to still gain money; despite not needing anymore for any reason to have a high amount of jew gold, unlike BoJack who fucked off from the celebrity lifestyle. |  |
| .Todd Chavez A frat boy who has lived with BoJack from a party, which after he never left the house. Now he is stuck living with alcoholic fursona who like everyone else, hates him just like everyone else. He's causes more depression for BoJack from his pure existence, which causes outraged. He is also aspiring musician despite having no musical talent. |  |
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See Also
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Not to be confused with Animu |
Disney [+]
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Cartoon Network & Adult Swim [+]
12 oz. Mouse • Adventure Time and Regular Show • Aqua Teen Hunger Force • Clarence • Ed, Edd n Eddy • Rick and Morty • Samurai Jack • Steven Universe • The Amazing World of Gumball • The Boondocks • The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy • The Powerpuff Girls • Total Drama Island • Totally Spies • Uncle Grandpa | |
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BoJack Horseman is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |