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ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Bowblax is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Bowblax's side profile.
Bowblax is sus.

Bowblax (AKA Blowsblacks AKA Blownoutback), Powerword:Josh Christiaanse, is a videogame streamer and drama commentator who as of recently, had been discovered to be an autogynephilic pervert. He formerly co-hosted RFC After Hours, a podcast dealing with internet drama, however his own autism-induced incompetency would make himself a source of drama.

Bowblax first came to fame after the camwhore Pokimane, in her usual fashion, issued a false copyright strike on a compilation video of her and Keemstar having a sissyfit on Twitter.


Bowblax, The Rapper

Before Bowflax was famous, he created a Black Lives Matter song that was private and only meant for the ears of his compadres in the black hip hop underground. Years later however, the song was leaked and posted on YouTube. Since saying the nigger word has become insatiable in the current year, Bowblax started doing exactly what that pokibitch did to him by copyright striking channels that re-uploaded the song. People to this day still re-upload the remix and original version of the song.

Bowblax: The Babe Within

If Bowblax imitating Pokimane's copyright-striking tactics wasn't hypocritical enough, he recently began identifying as nonbinary whilst trying to imitate her sex too. Last Thursday, Bowblax accidentally leaked an email linked to his secret OnlyFans account, proving that his traitorous transition to the opposite sex was indeed a sexual fetish and not just a marketing tactic. From there, more of his secret internet accounts were discovered, which he monitered under the troonsona "Mr Miss Manshee".[1]

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