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Charles Bishop
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Charles J. Bishop was a 15-year-old Honor Student from East Lake high school (in fucking Florida of course) who became an hero by flying a small plane into a skyscraper thinking it would bring it down like his heroes did, but did so bad he failed to even get any injuries, his only accomplishment being pissing of the kikes who own the building for having to spend their precious Jewgold on repairs.
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| Born | 1986 |
| Died | January 5, 2002 (aged 15) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, HA HA HA, OH WOW |
| Top 50? | Absolutely fucking not |
| Style | Microsoft Flight Simulator |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Title | Cessna 911 Dumbfuck |
Charles Bishop is part of a series on 9/11.
[Now you see them...]
On January 5, 2002, Bishop stole a small plane and crashed it into the 28th floor of the Bank of America Plaza. Hoping to cause massive damage and kill thousands of people like 9/11, he was too stupid to realize he was only flying a Cessna, being far too autistic to acquire a Boeing airplane neccessary for major lulz. He only managed to kill himself, what An Hero.
This dumbfuck believed Osama bin Laden did 9/11 when we all know the fucking Jews did it. Not only that, but later his dumbshit mom decided his acne medication was to blame, the stupid bitch filed a lawsuit against a fucking acne cream company, but later dropped it. The Jews at Wikipedia list him as an "amateur terrorist"... which is an affront to actual terrorists (such as moot). On a moar lulzworthy note, the loser ate cock. Lots of cock.
Suicide Note
There will be more coming! Al-Qaeda and other organizations have met with me several times to discuss the option of me joining.
I didn’t.
This is an operation done by me only. I had no other help, although I am acting on their behalf. Osama Bin Laden is planning on blowing up the Super Bowl with an antiquated nuclear bomb left over from the 1967 Israeli-Syrian War.
I have prepared this statement in regards to the acts I am about to commit. First of all, Osama Bin Laden is absolutely justified in the terror he has caused on 9–11. He has brought a mighty nation to its knees! God blesses him and the others who helped make September 11th happen.
The U.S. will have to face the consequences for its horrific actions against the Palestinian people and Iraq by its allegiance with the monstrous Israelis — who want nothing short of world domination!
You will pay — God help you — and I will make you pay! (For minor building repairs, of course).
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Did worse than Joe Stack |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Managed to hit the building at least |
| Style: | 10/20 |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Not even any injuries |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
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