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This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Sewerslvt is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


This person has ADHD.
consider yourself warned for the uncontrollable and inhumane levels of retardation ahead.

The closest thing there is to a face pic of this tranny
Sewerslvt
Powerword Ethan Gluis (unconfirmed)[1]
Date of birth May 16, 2000 (24 years old)
Nationality Ausfailian
Gender It's a trap!
Also known as Sadboy Sheldon
Occupation Making shitty edgy electronic "dance" "music"
Years active 2017-present
An hero? Not yet

Sewerslvt (a.k.a. Jvnko, formerly Sadboy Sheldon, powerword: Ethan Gluis?[1], born May 16, 2000) is a fat Australian tranny and sick fuck who makes terrible edgy "I wanna kill myself" "breakcore" "music". Originally starting out in early 2017 as a Death Grips mashup artist under the name of "Sadboy Sheldon", Mr. Sheldon later changed his name to "Sewerslvt" and went full-on edgy; putting dead children and porn on his album covers and giving all of his songs an "I wanna kill myself" aesthetic. He officially fell victim to sissy hypno pornography in 2020.

Sadboy Sheldon

In early 2017, he first began making music (or more accurately, Death Grips mashups) as Sadboy Sheldon. He was part of a Death Grips mashup group known as "Ponks Bakery"; the mascot of which was Jenny Wakeman from My Life as a Teenage Robot.

On May 22, 2017, he released his second mashup album, No Hotline Deep Miami; which blew up and got over a million views:

On June 6, 2017, he released his third mashup album, Niggerz. The name of this album, alongside the track Blackkk Skkkin House from the album Jenny Wakeman and the Infinite Autism, eventually came back to bite him in the ass, because as it turns out X doesn't like the dreaded N-word and he later became an ultra-liberal tranny; resulting a cancellation attempt years later:


The masterpiece the tranny doesn't want you to listen to


Another masterpiece he wants you to forget about

Trans-ition to Sewerslvt

Obsessed and suicidal

On November 22, 2017, Sadboy Sheldon changed his name to Sewerslvt and released his eighth album, Don't Be Afraid of Dying. The aesthetic of this album was very different compared to his work done as Sadboy Sheldon; being a lot more dark and focused on suicide. Notice how the song titles spell "Junko Furuta"[2], a Jap girl who was raped and murdered in early 1989: the faggot is absolutely obsessed with her to the point he uses "Jvnko" as an alias and his artist name is a reference to her death.


You have been warned, this shit might make you want to become an hero.

Sick fuckery

See also

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 This is the composer tag of some Sewerslvt releases on streaming services
  2. https://www.last.fm/music/Sewerslvt/Don%27t+Be+Afraid+of+Dying

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