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{{deviantart|Theburningdonut}} ([[powerword|Aaron Renk]])- [[Furry]] artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. Much like Anthony, he's also a massive loser who lives in [[party van|a van covered in furry and pony art]] and is too poor to even buy a pair of pants. He's also into [[sick fuck|father-son furry incest]] | {{deviantart|Theburningdonut}} ([[powerword|Aaron Renk]])- [[Furry]] artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. Much like Anthony, he's also a massive loser who lives in [[party van|a van covered in furry and pony art]] and is too poor to even buy a pair of pants. He's also into [[sick fuck|father-son furry incest]] | ||
Vida- Formerly a member of Horse News trying to go undercover into Anthonys group, Vida decided that being a brony wasn't a terrible enough life decision. As such, he quickly went rogue and over time became an unfunny [[ween]] allegedly dying [[LOLWUT|from a tooth infection]] who also tries (and fails miserably) to hide the list of Anthony's sockpuppets. | Vida- Formerly a member of Horse News trying to go undercover into Anthonys group, Vida decided that being a brony wasn't a terrible enough life decision. As such, he quickly went rogue and over time became an unfunny [[epic_ween|ween]] allegedly dying [[LOLWUT|from a tooth infection]] who also tries (and fails miserably) to hide the list of Anthony's sockpuppets. | ||
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== The King of Leaks == | == The King of Leaks == | ||
Anthony is incredibly poorly looked upon. While his delusions result in him thinking this is a good thing, the fact of the matter is that it has caused numerous people to secretly leak information onto /cow/ and and the [[Kiwi_Farms]] numerous times. This apparently left Anthony incredibly paranoid, and kicked out the wrong guy claiming he was an 8chan informant. His proof? The person he accused was gay. Don't ask how he made that connection, we have no clue either. | Anthony is incredibly poorly looked upon. While his delusions result in him thinking this is a good thing, the fact of the matter is that it has caused numerous people to secretly leak information onto /cow/ and and the [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi_Farms]] numerous times. This apparently left Anthony incredibly paranoid, and kicked out the wrong guy claiming he was an 8chan informant. His proof? The person he accused was gay. Don't ask how he made that connection, we have no clue either. | ||
== Similarities to Chris Chan == | == Similarities to Chris Chan == | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This person is an Enterbot which means he is a loser crybaby :-( Be aware of that, you mindless hater. |
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Anthony recently got doxed! He believes that the person responsible was an ex-friend who left him for being retarded. And while he isn't even close, it's still amusing nonetheless. Feel free to send him pizzas |
It's common knowledge that all bronies are pathetic. However, one of the most pathetic of them all is pedobronie Anthony Aguilar, also known on YouTube as FNGR. This 36-year-old Mexican cuckold with autism has made a supposed "career" of analyzing people who analyse My Little Pony, and running a podcast dedicated to grilling his guests in the name of youtube fame. Thankfully, he's not doing a good job at it.
The King of Limbo
Anthony hosts a brilliant podcast called "The King of Limbo". Unless the person they interview will possibly fling anthony into relevance, each episode is dedicated to some random autistic person that Anthony plucked from the My Little Pony fandom, whom he and his five only friends can insult viciously without worrying that they might defend themselves to an audience of about 1,000 YouTube subscribers. Maybe it's a projection of his insecurities. Maybe he thinks he's a genius. Maybe it's egoboosting his fantasy that he is "the evulust basterd on the Internet".
..Oh yeah, did I forget this this guy writes basic English sentences with about the same proficiency as Stephen Hawking talking?
The king of cucks
For further hilarity, it was discovered that Anthony got cucked. Not by any random girl, mind you, but by a scammer! Fellow brony "analyst" Fallenwish✡ started asking for GoFundMe shekels after she was paralyzed by her abusive father throwing a can of Pepsi that hit her in the back. To top this shitshow off, not only did Anthony DEFEND her for this scam, but threatened a journalist for exposing the fraud. Does any of this sound familiar?
—Anthony Aguilar - Defending a scammer because "she's muh gf" | ||
When it was clear the game was up, Anthony acted mature about the situation and made an attack video on Horse news, calling it a "hive of male misogyny" as well as making up false claims about the sites staff
Anthony stopped dating Fallenwish in favor of a black woman. Fallenwish has also started to insult Aguilar for how much of a fucking loser he is, but being such a massive cuckold let her get away with it. Desperate for a victory, Anthony tried to bribe Horse-news with entry into a skype group he's if they removed the expose on FallenWish's scam, presumably in the hopes of pulling off a really shitty and blatant bait-and-switch. Better luck next time, Anthony.
The king of stupidity
Anthony is a self-professed genius, and has made a masterful argument as to why social justice warriors never existed. All it took was a Google and a Yahoo search:
Anthony's argument can also be re-purposed to suit your needs! "Illinois neo-Nazi convention" also brings up no results. Therefore, neo-Nazis don't exist, either.
The king of derailing
It was a fine day on /cow/. The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing, but that all changed when Anthony tried to shit the board up with his irrelevance. First making his way onto the threads on fellow cow Jerry Peet, Anthony made a video bitching about how immoral 8chan was for mocking Peet (which is ironic given that Anthony stalked Jerry and made numerous videos about him). His idiocy was called out, which set him on a sperg rage campaign to try and get back at /cow/, before getting the banhammer for "schizophrenic rambling". Vowing never to come to the "shitty sight" again, Anthony returned almost immediately after his ban expired.
He eventually got his own thread. Anthony, who was totally not butthurt in the slightest, sought to derail the thread with his friends. Along the way, they also spilled the beans on their own friend, such as his foot fetishes as well as trying to post the personal details of the brave journalists who exposed him and his girlfriends con. Instead, they posted the skype details of a Mr. Enter fan. Anthony, being a massive fucking retard, managed to get banned at least 100 times now.
The king of sockpuppets
With only 1,000 subscribers, it's safe to say Anthony is irrelevant in the brony community. However, the same journalists that exposed his girlfriend also blew a lid on his countless sockpuppets. It's not even like he tried to hide these, either: he's uploaded videos on these account with the same formula on his main channel. Anthony's crew tried to blank it, but it didn't work as the post was restored just hours later.
The rest of the crew
OkiZeme- Japanese faggot who translates yaoi and sponsored yandere simulator NEVERMIND, ANTHONY DITCHED HIM BECAUSE HE HAD AN ARGUMENT OVER SOMEONE ELSE LEAKING ONE OF HIS PRIVATE VIDEOS.
Theburningdonut (Aaron Renk)- Furry artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. Much like Anthony, he's also a massive loser who lives in a van covered in furry and pony art and is too poor to even buy a pair of pants. He's also into father-son furry incest
Vida- Formerly a member of Horse News trying to go undercover into Anthonys group, Vida decided that being a brony wasn't a terrible enough life decision. As such, he quickly went rogue and over time became an unfunny ween allegedly dying from a tooth infection who also tries (and fails miserably) to hide the list of Anthony's sockpuppets.
Frank Aguilar
If there's ever been a perfect demonstration of someone spinning in their grave, it would probably be Frank Aguilar. Frank was a Mexican immigrant, whom in just the space of a few weeks managed to learn english in elementary school. Frank, much like every other mexican, took everyones jobs by doing at least two or three a day, as well as coaching a basketball team to victory, and helped pay for other peoples college admissions.
Frank died some time in August of 2011, leaving behind a mourning family... and an autistic manchild with terrible writing skills.
Also, if you mention that his dad is dead on twitter, Anthony will desperately act in denial and eventually block you
The King of Leaks
Anthony is incredibly poorly looked upon. While his delusions result in him thinking this is a good thing, the fact of the matter is that it has caused numerous people to secretly leak information onto /cow/ and and the Kiwi_Farms numerous times. This apparently left Anthony incredibly paranoid, and kicked out the wrong guy claiming he was an 8chan informant. His proof? The person he accused was gay. Don't ask how he made that connection, we have no clue either.
Similarities to Chris Chan
Unsurprisingly, this loser has a lot in common with the world famous lolcow himself! Here's just a few examples:
- Both are in their 30's
- Both have high functioning autism (although in Anthony's case, that might be too generous)
- Both live with their parents
- Both have a dead dad who tried their best
- Both have sissy fetishes
- Both obsess over something made for 6 year old girls in a creepy kind of way
"Evilist basturd on the internet" pussies out of a debate
Don't let his faux-badass persona deceive you, this guy is in reality a massive coward. When MisterMetokur (Formerly known as InternetAritsocrat) made a video mocking inflation fetishists on Deviantart, the response he got was simply astonishing. Lulz were had following butthurt reactions, though a woman with a voice changer roleplaying as an anime girl somehow couldn't beat Anthony's response. His response was 11 minutes of whining about, among other things, a "god is dead and we killed him" joke. He demanded that Jim face him, which he more than happily obliged to and thus a "Metokast" was arranged between the two the following week. However, it was clear that Anthony knew he fucked up, even requesting to bring his friends along for the ride.
Sadly for every spectator watching the chaos, the podcast was prematurely aborted by Anthony after waving a white flag. This, however, did not stop him from attacking Jim again a few hours later when he made a video blaming a writer from horse-news for his own pussying out, before then changing his story to claim he would've been at work when it happened. This claim was quickly shot down as bullshit by anyone with brain-cells, as Anthony was uploading videos and tweeting about them when he was "working". To add further insult to injury, MisterMetokur uploaded a video about Anthony and his antics, humiliating him to a crowd of over 100,000 people.
The king of galleries
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This is what Anthony thinks he looks like... -
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He's gonna say his mom has a cardboard sphere on her head? Oh no, he must be shitting his pants. -
Anthony shows us how sane he is by roleplaying both Rick and Morty in a YouTube comments section. -
The Burning Dounut, pride of texas.
- Asperger syndrome
- Bronies
- Loser
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- YouTube
- Dying alone What Anthony will be doing once his mother dies
- Jerry Peet The insane pedophile he obsesses over
The king of external links
Template:Youtube2 Anthony's main YouTube account.
Template:Youtube2 Anthony's alternate account.
FNGR101 Anthony's twitter. For lulz call him an irrelevant faggot or point out that his dad is still dead and watch as he insults you for hours on end. Fun for all the family!
Horse News article about his 'tism
The Horse News article about FallenWish that caused Antony to sperg out.
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