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*'''[[Chad]]''': The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big [[Dick|confidence]]. | *'''[[Chad]]''': The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big [[Dick|confidence]]. | ||
*'''Normies''': People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, [[Jesus Christ|"Might as well be fucking dead, too."]] They are not Chad, so they are nothing. | *'''Normies''': People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, [[Jesus Christ|"Might as well be fucking dead, too."]] They are not Chad, so they are nothing. Incels cannot conceptualize that a man can have sex without looking like Brad Pitt, so they simply don't acknowledge them. | ||
*'''[[Hoe|Stacy]]''': The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs. | *'''[[Hoe|Stacy]]''': The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs. | ||
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*'''Roastie''': Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question. | *'''Roastie''': Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question. | ||
*'''Red Pill''': Unoriginal term they stole from online nazis (who are somehow less gross and pathetic than they are) and changed it to mean "Enlightened person who understands that all women are whores and deserve to die". | |||
*'''Blue pill''': Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are [[Retarded|not thinking things through very clearly]]. | *'''Blue pill''': Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are [[Retarded|not thinking things through very clearly]]. | ||
*'''Black pill''': When an incel is essentially [[an hero|fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil]]. Or when they just give up on life | *'''Black pill''': When an incel is essentially [[an hero|fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil]]. Or when they just give up on ever getting pussy and therefore on life itself. Different incels define it differently, but it essentially means being a big sopping pussy. | ||
*'''[[My Chemical Romance|Raven]]''': Legbeard [[truth|in your current league]] who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: [[fat]], has a [[Bigfoot|hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue]], is a [[feminist]], is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to [[screamo|horrible music]], has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos. This is what incels can choose from unless they [[lol|improve upon themselves]]. | *'''[[My Chemical Romance|Raven]]''': Legbeard [[truth|in your current league]] who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: [[fat]], has a [[Bigfoot|hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue]], is a [[feminist]], is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to [[screamo|horrible music]], has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos or some minor flaw they can use as an excuse to calim they wouldn't fuck her even if they could so that they don't have to confront their own cowardice and actually try. This is what incels can choose from unless they [[lol|improve upon themselves]] (except the average girl with a minor flaw who will definitely reject them). | ||
*'''[[Faggots|Good People That Try To Help Them]]''': Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel. THERE IS NO HOPE. STOP TRYING. | *'''[[Faggots|Good People That Try To Help Them]]''': Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel. THERE IS NO HOPE. STOP TRYING. | ||
*'''Beta Uprising''': Originally an ironic post from 4chan, and now an unironic battle cry by people who are too insecure to order a happy meal from a 14 year old McDonalds employee, as they foam at the mouth, writing delusional posts on internet forums about their dream to one day murder scores of women for not sleeping with them or take ovr the globe and place all of them in concentration camps. | |||
== Crawling In My Skin == | == Crawling In My Skin == | ||
Revision as of 21:30, 4 August 2017
"InCel", or Involuntary Celibate Person, is a 5'2" manlet with poor facial symmetry who is extremely uncomfortable around certain people, and blames society for his inability to develop a personality in the face of adversity, like a man would. Many incels advocate for "a return to traditional values" enforced with government interference in their lives to be provided with girlfriends, while others simply stew in online echo chambers where they discuss their murder fantasies until they Elliot Rodger up a high school.
Incels' main grievance lies in the change of society from being more controlling of women, to the one we have now, [Degenerate|[post sexual-revolution]]. In the olden days, when Pappy could buy a railroad for a quarter, marriages were arranged, so no one missed out on the opportunity to have a normal, happy life with their 12 year old child bride that was also their cousin. Even hideous or deformed people with no money, personality or future prospects were matched up in these marriages to some butterfaced cow who had no choice because she wasn't allowed to work so her only choices were allow herself to be penetrated by some loser's 2 inch cock or starve. Now, women have multiple sexual partners so 90% of women sleep with the 10% of males in the world who are sexually attractive because even a 4/10 can get a pity fuck from an alpha if he's had a few drinks, making forcing them to sleep with loser InCels no longer possible. Even worse, women can now choose to have sex with (Gasp!) black men! and according to incels, the female genitals become more and more stretched and roast-beef like the more they let someone put their dick in them. So by the time they are done whoring around in their 20's and are ready to settle down with a "Nice Guy" who's house they can later steal through divorce to move into with Tyrone, their vagina is just too used up and full of AIDS from black monster dongs.
However, "Nice Guys" at least have a chance to get laid once before they die, unlike InCels.
Philosophy of the Pussy Challenged
A piece of history which incels often fail to consider are their own origins. They have never brought up the topic of eunuchs, which were the first "incels". These men were not fit to reproduce sexually for a variety of reasons, and so they were removed from the gene pool by their superiors. They generally did not have marriages arranged to them either, for obvious reasons.
Modern eunuchs/incels still have their dicks however, yet complain that things are "worse" for them than ever before. Over time it was considered cruel to castrate men simply for being genetic garbage or uncontrollable criminals, so the practice of castration was stopped. This of course lead to the physically and mentally deficient and insane reproducing, and their offspring mixing in with the regular population. Over time, these genetic deficiencies have manifested themselves in obvious ways which make the incels feel inferior to Chad.
They believe they will never see a vagina in person unless force is involved. Many incels even outright advocate rape as a way to relieve their "tension". Despite having things like plastic surgery, workout plans/gyms being readily available and the internet to solicit for mountains of information and advice on how to improve themselves, they have completely given up on finding happiness, or on having normal relationships. This brave choice to give up is often put upon society, hence the addendum, "involuntary", despite their own choice to stop trying. This often causes the incels to become depressed, suicidal, and homicidal. They often advocate rape, or government supply of girlfriends/sex partners (essentially, demanding sex slavery).
Some incels simply advocate for their brethren to wake up and accept that their lives are over, citing total nonsense excuses most of the time. They blame genetics in the same way that fat women blame genetics. In the following video, he even blames his "weak jawline" on genetics, when he clearly has high body fat and no muscle definition. This is obviously something he could correct, but his low T from never touching a barbell is quietly causing his slowdeath instead.
Incel Vocabulary
If you end up having a conversation with an incel, treat it like any other type of language barrier, and be patient.
- Chad: The man who ruins their lives. Perfect. Athletic. Handsome. Big confidence.
- Normies: People who are average-looking, average in personality, not super muscled, and to quote an incel, "Might as well be fucking dead, too." They are not Chad, so they are nothing. Incels cannot conceptualize that a man can have sex without looking like Brad Pitt, so they simply don't acknowledge them.
- Stacy: The hot girl that fucks Chad. She may also fuck normies. She will never fuck you. Unless you have drugs.
- Incel: Incels are virgins, or close enough to it, 3/10s who refuse to face adversity and increase their likelihood of reproduction by increasing their strengths to make up for their weaknesses. They blame society for being a failure in the dating pool, while an outside observer would simply see an attractive, successful male outperforming a male who isn't even fucking trying.
- Roastie: Women who have ever had sex (except with an incel). Incels believe that once women have lost their virginity, their vaginas begin taking a downward spiral of sagging and turning brown. While hilarious, this groundbreaking theory has not yet been proven. When asked, "What is the difference between having sex with 100 Chads, one time each, or having sex with an incel 100 times, in terms of how it affects the vagina?" their response was banning the person asking the question.
- Red Pill: Unoriginal term they stole from online nazis (who are somehow less gross and pathetic than they are) and changed it to mean "Enlightened person who understands that all women are whores and deserve to die".
- Blue pill: Anyone who doesn't believe their theory or tells them they are not thinking things through very clearly.
- Black pill: When an incel is essentially fml, tfw no gf's off this mortal coil. Or when they just give up on ever getting pussy and therefore on life itself. Different incels define it differently, but it essentially means being a big sopping pussy.
- Raven: Legbeard in your current league who might fuck you. But she is one or more of the following: fat, has a hairy leg/upper lip/knuckles issue, is a feminist, is disabled/in a wheelchair, listens to horrible music, has dyed/fried hair and bad skin, bad tattoos or some minor flaw they can use as an excuse to calim they wouldn't fuck her even if they could so that they don't have to confront their own cowardice and actually try. This is what incels can choose from unless they improve upon themselves (except the average girl with a minor flaw who will definitely reject them).
- Good People That Try To Help Them: Fucking normies that have excellent advice, but incels gonna incel. THERE IS NO HOPE. STOP TRYING.
- Beta Uprising: Originally an ironic post from 4chan, and now an unironic battle cry by people who are too insecure to order a happy meal from a 14 year old McDonalds employee, as they foam at the mouth, writing delusional posts on internet forums about their dream to one day murder scores of women for not sleeping with them or take ovr the globe and place all of them in concentration camps.
Crawling In My Skin
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See Also
Famous InCels:
- Elliot Rodger - The supreme gentleman. The man they all aspire to be.
- George Sodini - Proto-Elliot. Shot up a gym because he couldn't get laid for 28 years. Was actually admired by Rodger, according to a post he made on an InCel forum.
- Marc Lépine - Shot up a French/Canadian school because it was full of feminists.
- John Russell Houser - Shot up a movie theatre playing an Amy Schumer movie because it was full of feminists.
- Ben Moynihan - Went on a killing spree only a few weeks after Rodger, citing not being able to get a girlfriend as one of the reasons in his manifesto, stabbed 3 elderly people, killed none of them and went to jail.
- Marjan Siklic - Famous online InCel who once literally proposed a government enforced programme be created to give InCels girlfriends. Threatened to and attempted to murder multiple women over a span of several years. Appeared in a documentary LoveShy.com made about themselves.
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Originator of the phrase "Beta Uprising" and known #GamerGateor. Robot, and therefore presumed to be an InCel.
- Chris Chan - LOL NOT ANYMORE! EVEN CHRIS CHAN GOT LAID SO THESE GUYS ARE EVEN BIGGER LOSERS THAN FUCKING CHRIS CHAN!
InCel Communities
- Wizardchan - It was literally a rule that you aren't allowed to post if you've ever had sex and at the top of the site was the number of a suicide hotline.
- Nice Guys - Not exactly a community per-se, but they still count.
- R9K - Just... sad.
- LoveShy.com - Before there was "InCel" there was "LoveShy".
- CoAlpha Reactionary Forum - A site for InCels literally trying to use evolutionary psychology to basically try to hypnotize women into wanting to sleep with them.
- SlutHate - Why would you hate your only (false) hope?
- PUA - Populated by InCels who are being tricked into believing they can be taught how to get laid by buying the book of a scam artist who is usually a virgin himself. Often devolve into exactly the same sort of femicide talk that all other InCel sites are full of, as they understand they will never score.
- PUAHate - Website for embittered InCels fooled into believing that the InCels at the PUA forums are getting laid.
- MGTOW - Fictitious political movement for gender separatism in protest of a bias legal system and other injustices, made up by a bunch of 40 year old virgins and wife beaters as a false pretence to excuse the fact they can't get laid.
- MRA - Most MRAs are just virgins with rage.
Related Terms
- Beta Uprising
- Loser
- Friend Zone
- Ladder Theory
- Autism
- Virgin with rage
- Forever alone
- Micropenis
- Fat
- Ugly
- Dying Alone
- No one likes you
- Masturbation
- Suicide
