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== The Tweets ==
== The Tweets ==
[[File:LanaNotPorn.jpg|thumb|lol it's not porn I did that with my bf u silly goose]]


{{quote|I’m honestly having a freaking panic attack soon to be a mental break down Bc Instagram deleted my account I never posted anything bad ever I’m very careful.... @instagram I need this to make a living I’m gunna have to quit my job I seriously can’t breath|Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year {{archive|fAFEi}}}}
{{quote|I’m honestly having a freaking panic attack soon to be a mental break down Bc Instagram deleted my account I never posted anything bad ever I’m very careful.... @instagram I need this to make a living I’m gunna have to quit my job I seriously can’t breath|Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year {{archive|fAFEi}}}}
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{{quote|Thank you everyone who decided to report stuff just to be mean, it was meaner and hurt me more then you know.|Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year {{archive|CeuPc}}}}
{{quote|Thank you everyone who decided to report stuff just to be mean, it was meaner and hurt me more then you know.|Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year {{archive|CeuPc}}}}


[[File:LanaNotPorn.jpg|thumb|lol it's not porn I did that with my bf u silly goose]]
{{quote|My Instagram account has nothing bad on it and I need the engagements to make a living, I have allot of ppl who financially rely on me @instagram pls help me there are instagram models who post more graphic content then I ever have, the last post I made I was fully clothed!|Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year {{archive|bWiie}}}}
 


After being confronted with proof that she uploaded a video of herself sucking cock a mere 4 days earlier, Amara responded with the following shining gem of mental [[retard]]ation.
After being confronted with proof that she uploaded a video of herself sucking cock a mere 4 days earlier, Amara responded with the following shining gem of mental [[retard]]ation.

Revision as of 16:42, 3 August 2018

What happens when a dumb whore gets suspended from Instagram.
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Her parents must be so fucking proud of her.

Amara Maple (a.k.a. Lana Rhoades and Amra Trevejo) is a 28-year-old porn star and camwhore who, on August 2, 2018, made herself look like the most retarded crybaby in the history of the entire fucking internet by crying her bloody eyes out over getting B& from Instagram.


   
 
Hi, i'm 14 :) my names amara maple. i'm 5'3-5'4......and 106 pounds. it dosnt rilly matter.lol but i rilly rilly want to be a model/comedian/actress. i want to do movies like girl inturupted(i have experience w/mental hospitals & looney ppl) or the 7 year itch or jennifurs body.....i've wanted to be famouse evr sence very young, but who dosnt? i rilly think i have what it takes i love the spot light and im always in it. i just need to kno how to get started. herez sum pics of me....
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, before becoming a whore (archive)

The Video

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The Tweets

lol it's not porn I did that with my bf u silly goose


   
 
I’m honestly having a freaking panic attack soon to be a mental break down Bc Instagram deleted my account I never posted anything bad ever I’m very careful.... @instagram I need this to make a living I’m gunna have to quit my job I seriously can’t breath
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year (archive)

   
 
Pls @instagram I don’t even participate in porn films anymore instagram was a way for me to have other options for myself and how I support myself. I was deleted at nearly 2M followers. You took away chances and hope for me. Everyone should see what discrimination feels like.
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year (archive)

   
 
Thank you everyone who decided to report stuff just to be mean, it was meaner and hurt me more then you know.
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year (archive)

   
 
My Instagram account has nothing bad on it and I need the engagements to make a living, I have allot of ppl who financially rely on me @instagram pls help me there are instagram models who post more graphic content then I ever have, the last post I made I was fully clothed!
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, 2018 Crybaby of the Year (archive)


After being confronted with proof that she uploaded a video of herself sucking cock a mere 4 days earlier, Amara responded with the following shining gem of mental retardation.


   
 
Yeah that’s at home with my bf not real porn
 

 
 

—Amara Maple, being a fucking tard (archive)

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