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[[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The fact that the name of this software is named after a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character should tell you how shitty it is.]] | [[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The fact that the name of this software is named after a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character should tell you how shitty it is.]] | ||
'''Discord''' is the ultimate [[shit|fetus]] born from [[Teamspeak|TeamSpeak]] and [[Skype]], involved in a [[orgy|threesome]] with [[IRC]]; it serves as another crappy online chat software. | '''Discord''' is the ultimate [[shit|fetus]] born from [[Teamspeak|TeamSpeak]] and [[Skype]], involved in a [[orgy|threesome]] with [[IRC]]; it serves as another crappy online chat software. As it is intended for gaming, it is infested with [[neets]], [[weebs]], [[furries]], the [[alt-left]] ''and'' the [[alt-right]], [[niggers]], [[aspies]], [[SJWs]], [[jews]], and [[13-year-old boys]] being hunted by [[pedophiles]]. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Discord was founded in | Discord was founded in May 13 2015, near the end of [[GamerGate]]. Praised by neets and tards for being centered around gaming and chatting, while simultaneously being stupid enough for low-IQ brandishing savages to use, Dicksore quickly outperformed archaic apps like Teamspeak and Skype, while being what is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for IRC. | ||
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|<center><big>'''Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server'''</big></center><br> | |||
<center><youtube>uh8l4cn6HZU</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>uh8l4cn6HZU</youtube></center> | ||
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What really made it take off, though, was the 2016 election; a large amount of /pol/acks, already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in lulzy [[trolling|hate crimes]] eventually made the lamestream (((media))) believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters.] Thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action. | |||
However, in the summer of 2017 (dubbed the "Summer of Hate" by the Daily Butthole Stormer), a protest in Charlottesville was organized largely by alt-right Discords, including Daily Stormer itself. Unsurprisingly, the protest soured when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from the Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumb shit driving a fatty whale over.]] | |||
As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty twats began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, to make money by looking good. | |||
This hasn't put a stop to the alt-right from continuing to make even more servers on Discord, though. In fact, Charlottesville has only inspired more hate boners, which has left some retards attempting to have yet [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ ''another'' Charlottesville]. | |||
==How Does Discord Work?== | |||
As explained before, Discord was born through stealing [[Lie|amazing features]] from [[Skype|other voice and face-based apps]], before concentrating it into its own super dumbed down modernized IRC-esque app. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed idiocy that the consumer has. In practice, you're supposed to somehow find your way into a server and join voice chat to play vidya like a frustrated little kid. But, in reality, a majority of Discord servers are centered around useless drivel such as cartoons, anime, and politics. So, if you ever do find a server that's actually about games, you better hold it close, gaylord. | |||
These "amazing" features include: | |||
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]] | |||
*[[Ugly|Face calls]] | |||
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]] | |||
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]] | |||
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]] | |||
*A ping system that, in good-faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]] | |||
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data] | |||
==Discord Nitro== | |||
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]] | |||
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to "premium" benefits, such as: | |||
Discord | *50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide | ||
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]] | |||
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from 8MB to 50MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms! | |||
* | *The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money | ||
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card | |||
It's important to note many of these features were heavily requested by Discord's users, or, in the case of custom emojis, used to be free-to-use features. Nice paywall! | |||
== | ==Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo== | ||
In late 2018, the [[Jews|staff]] of Discord realized that they weren't making enough money from auctioning off your data, so [[Jews|(((they)))]] added another benefit of Discord Nitro. If, for whatever reason, you're wasting your money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client, you can now get access to a claimed "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_Pass Xbox Game Pass]. This is also when they significantly upped their price (from $4.99/monthly and $49.99/yearly, to $9.99/monthly and $99.99/yearly.) Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord? | |||
==Popular Discord servers== | ==Popular Discord servers== | ||
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*[[Conspiracy Theory|Conspiracy theorists]] who are paranoid about their private info | *[[Conspiracy Theory|Conspiracy theorists]] who are paranoid about their private info | ||
*Normal squirrels | *Normal squirrels | ||
==Discord vs. Mumble: a comparison== | ==Discord vs. Mumble: a comparison== | ||
Revision as of 22:42, 24 October 2018
Discord is the ultimate fetus born from TeamSpeak and Skype, involved in a threesome with IRC; it serves as another crappy online chat software. As it is intended for gaming, it is infested with neets, weebs, furries, the alt-left and the alt-right, niggers, aspies, SJWs, jews, and 13-year-old boys being hunted by pedophiles.
History
Discord was founded in May 13 2015, near the end of GamerGate. Praised by neets and tards for being centered around gaming and chatting, while simultaneously being stupid enough for low-IQ brandishing savages to use, Dicksore quickly outperformed archaic apps like Teamspeak and Skype, while being what is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for IRC.
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What really made it take off, though, was the 2016 election; a large amount of /pol/acks, already being lifeless husks, migrated to create support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, Donald Trump. The spike in lulzy hate crimes eventually made the lamestream (((media))) believe it was a platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters. Thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.
However, in the summer of 2017 (dubbed the "Summer of Hate" by the Daily Butthole Stormer), a protest in Charlottesville was organized largely by alt-right Discords, including Daily Stormer itself. Unsurprisingly, the protest soured when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from the Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to some dumb shit driving a fatty whale over. As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty twats began the slow-boiling process of terminating service to the salt-right, mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, to make money by looking good.
This hasn't put a stop to the alt-right from continuing to make even more servers on Discord, though. In fact, Charlottesville has only inspired more hate boners, which has left some retards attempting to have yet another Charlottesville.
How Does Discord Work?
As explained before, Discord was born through stealing amazing features from other voice and face-based apps, before concentrating it into its own super dumbed down modernized IRC-esque app. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed idiocy that the consumer has. In practice, you're supposed to somehow find your way into a server and join voice chat to play vidya like a frustrated little kid. But, in reality, a majority of Discord servers are centered around useless drivel such as cartoons, anime, and politics. So, if you ever do find a server that's actually about games, you better hold it close, gaylord.
These "amazing" features include:
- Voice chat and calls
- Face calls
- Group chats
- Empty Friend lists
- Emojis
- A ping system that, in good-faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with unwarranted self-importance to spam other users about shit nobody cares about
- Cross-site account connection to apps such as Facebook and Xbox, so they can sell more of your personal data
Discord Nitro
And, for just $4.99 $9.99 a month, or $49.99 $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with Facebook Discord Nitro for access to "premium" benefits, such as:
- 50 custom emoji that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
- Horribly compressed and animated avatars that no one will ever notice or care about
- Greater file upload size, from 8MB to 50MB. Now you can share your shitty N64 roms!
- The altruistic feeling of getting fucked by data miners, and still giving them money
- Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
It's important to note many of these features were heavily requested by Discord's users, or, in the case of custom emojis, used to be free-to-use features. Nice paywall!
Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo
In late 2018, the staff of Discord realized that they weren't making enough money from auctioning off your data, so (((they))) added another benefit of Discord Nitro. If, for whatever reason, you're wasting your money on this IRC-for-zoomers client, you can now get access to a claimed "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an Xbox Game Pass. This is also when they significantly upped their price (from $4.99/monthly and $49.99/yearly, to $9.99/monthly and $99.99/yearly.) Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?
Popular Discord servers
Some of the most popular[citation needed] servers on Discord include:
- ScammerSubLounge: A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a shit job at it
- MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY is a community ran by an autist who seeks for attention.
- Foot Fetish Gamers: Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers isn't an excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish
- GTAGivers, a community populated by thoughtful players of GTA Online who use mods to give players money to defeat R*'s stupid paywall. Unfortunately, it's also home to a lot of kids who join the server, refuse to read the rules and then promptly get banned.
- CowbellyTV, a YouTube "comedian" and the so-called "King of Memes" who basically lets his viewers do his dirty work (using the clever mask of "User-submitted content") so he can lay on his fat ass all day doing nothing but laying in his pile of YouTube money.
- ChronicCast: A community filled with Potheads who smoked marijuana and people who've been growing weed. they insult each other all the time and think it's a fun game. talking about weed and smoke together on cam.
- r/Megaman: A MegaMan community ran by a person that has doxxed multiple people (for which he'll most likely get arrested) just to get rid of them and take their position, made a tyranny on every server he's on. There are many furries, anime lovers, criminals, leechs and a few possible predators. Of course, that's not the end! If you say a single word about the owner's mistakes, you're gonna instantly get banned.
- Aurora Community: (AKA: AR, QR or The Aurora, Autistic Retards, etc.) Oh boy, Aurora has been quite busy in the past few months that this had to be updated by an autist in the community, The owner had lost his full ownership and nearly every brainwashed mindless cunt hates the original owner. aurora is not a safe place to be and nobody should touch the autistic slime that is the community. if you find a member of the community, block them at all costs. these autistic children must be stopped
- Sparkalloon: A community which is filled with low-life individuals who are into fetishes. Created by Kyle, the founder of the YouTube Channel of the same name strives to improve the "experience" of the server when in reality it's just another fetish-based server that will get raided anyways.
- Armada: Surprisingly not as active as the cancerous aurora community but it's also quite casual than any other server
- LunaSoft Realm: A community run by an underage fake-ass Nazi who will most likely get his head sliced open or arrested for making death threats
- Hedge Land: A Sonic community ran by a racist sloth that envies everybody that he can and thinks that what he does is perfectly fine (he's most likely going to get his ass beaten up). The community is also filled with bandwagon kiddies that'll follow their "ruler's" words, furries, the desperate 18 years olds that have nothing better to do but to harass people that were on the server and of course, script kiddies.
People who use Discord
- 13-year-old boys
- Otaku
- Furfags
- Basement-dwellers
- Sick fucks
- That retarded classmate at school
- That obnoxious co-worker
- Homosexuals
- Niggers
- Stoners
- People who read ED articles
- Humbugs
- The FBI
- Radioactive squirrels
People who don't use Discord
- People who have better things to worry about
- Females
- Azns
- Jews
- IRC elitists
- Conspiracy theorists who are paranoid about their private info
- Normal squirrels
Discord vs. Mumble: a comparison
Mumble:
+Comes bundled with a Fisher-Price™ theme specifically designed for newborns
-Harder to use, decreases accesibility for developmentally-challenged individuals
-No funny gifs; doesn’t feel like my Tumblr dashboard
Discord:
+Web 5.0-ready; ready to be absorbed into the Google-Facebook conglomerate within a minute’s notice
+No certificate-based security for authentication and communication means more accessibility!
+Bad
+Dehumanize yourself and become the botnet
+Is run by litteral and figurative faggots
+Used by the cool people I watch on Twitch who play LoL
-Name is intimidating
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External links
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