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Revision as of 15:29, 29 July 2011
Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of Furries, Scientologists, Gays, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have since found the Internets, and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.
Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, as well as to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.
If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.
Existentialism: Loneliness as philosophy
Loneliness suffered by paranoid intellectuals.
Gallery of Lonely
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The Ronery Pirrow... -
...and its female counterpart.
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For those who are really desperate. -
What lonely people do every night. -
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Symptoms of Loneliness
- Owning an anime DVD
- Buying wishlist items for camwhores
- Being a camwhore
- Collecting plastic crap
- Excessive fatness
- Excessive fapping
- Using Fake Your Space
- Being an attention whore
- Using the internet to fill the void that is your social/love life
- Having a waifu.
People who are Lonely
People who are Especially Lonely
- Emo people
- Furries
- Prince Jeremy
- Atimon
- Jonmon
- Chris-chan
- Aspies
- 16 year old girls
- The population of Second Life
- People who are left alone.
- Love shys
- /b/
- /v/
- 4chan in general.
- Weeaboos
- Sankaku Complex users
- fags
- You
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