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Image:PinkButt.jpg|[[GNAA|Gay nigger]] approved! | Image:PinkButt.jpg|[[GNAA|Gay nigger]] approved! | ||
File:Train mouth Fleshlight.png|Use this to troll the [[YouTube Thomas Club]] | |||
Image:doglight.jpg|Dogfuckers get in on the fun... | Image:doglight.jpg|Dogfuckers get in on the fun... | ||
Image:My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Fleshlight Pony Collection.jpg|And so do [[Bronies]] | Image:My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Fleshlight Pony Collection.jpg|And so do [[Bronies]] | ||
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Image:Fleshy4.gif|And if you buy one you probably ''were'' sitting at home jerking off on prom night. | Image:Fleshy4.gif|And if you buy one you probably ''were'' sitting at home jerking off on prom night. | ||
Revision as of 04:17, 12 September 2012
Fleshlight is a sex toy made for people who, for some reason, lack the ability to use the perfectly good hand that Mother Nature has given them to use to simulate the feeling of sex. With “2 million dollars spent in research and development”, it is money well-spent to satisfy the pathetic needs of basement dwellers, whilst laminating their V cards in the process.
Fleshlights come in many varieties ranging from mouth, anus, and whatever else to suit your sexual needs. Besides pink, they also come clear, for people who enjoy fucking raw shrimp.
The makers of Fleshlight can easily make claims that it "feels just like the real thing" because they know that 99% of the buyers have never experienced a real pussy and probably never will. Made out of pink bubblegum, the fleshlight is the most unnatural alternative to a cunt you will ever feel. It also comes in variety of 'textures', one of which only appears in the natural world during an STD outbreak. Pedobear is said to have designed the 'ultra-tight' one just for you. You'll love it.
Raids
On August 30th and September 21st, the fleshlight.com customer service Live Help chat was subject of massive raids. Many people answered stupid fucking questions as politely as possible because they were at work. It is to be expected that you'll get trolled working for a sex toy company, so there was no remorse.
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Ahmed gets his cherry pooped -
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Ryan first starting out -
Ryan's catching on... -
the problem isn't on Ryan's end -
No, thank you. -
Ryan??... You decide. -
Thomas gets pwned with style!
Videos
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Gallery
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Use this to troll the YouTube Thomas Club -
Dogfuckers get in on the fun... -
And so do Bronies
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And if you buy one you probably were sitting at home jerking off on prom night. -
vagina in a convenient package. -
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Fleshlight, now catering for gun fucking red necks. -
This review brought out a butthurt response by an obvious fleshlight owner. -
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Note how the lotion covers her nose. -
Mom helping her son with sex ED. -
LHC version for you theoretical physicists -
Can you help me, Ryan? -
Even futanari love teh fleshlight. -
Typical Fleshlight setup. -
Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen? -
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Bust a nut while you bust a ghost
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For Transformers fanboys. -
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Links
- One of the most pathetic places on the internets
- Fleshlights
- Fleshlight 2.0
- Make your own Fleshlight with a potato chip can!
- Japan's answer to the Fleshlight
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