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'''''BoJack Horseman''''' is an overrated show on [[Netflix]] that is frequently hyped as "the greatest cartoon evar" by sad, pathetic, suicidal, basement-dwellers that feel self-pity because they refuse to grow the fuck up. The plot of BoJack Horseman centers around a loser [[furry|anthropomorphic]] [[Fursona|horse]] who used to star as the father on some [[Shit TV show|shitty sitcom]]. Now, after 30 years, is [[depressed]] as fuck for not being [[ego|as famous he used to be]]. BoJack frequently has mentally retarded baby tantrums, which much like the fans of this show, he is either too drunk or [[USI|egotistical]] to fix his fucking failure of a life. Bojack constantly behaves like an entitled man-baby while repeating the same mistakes over and over again. If this sounds familiar to you, congratulations, you're a faggot and also a furry by proxy. Although Bojack is a fictional character who is depressed, starved for attention, self-centered, and suicidal, he still manages to be slightly less insufferable than ''[[you]].'' | '''''BoJack Horseman''''' is an overrated show on [[Netflix]] that is frequently hyped as "the greatest cartoon evar" by sad, pathetic, suicidal, basement-dwellers that feel self-pity because they refuse to grow the fuck up. The plot of BoJack Horseman centers around a loser [[furry|anthropomorphic]] [[Fursona|horse]] who used to star as the father on some [[Shit TV show|shitty sitcom]]. Now, after 30 years, is [[depressed]] as fuck for not being [[ego|as famous he used to be]]. BoJack frequently has mentally retarded baby tantrums, which much like the fans of this show, he is either too drunk or [[USI|egotistical]] to fix his fucking failure of a life. Bojack constantly behaves like an entitled man-baby while repeating the same mistakes over and over again. If this sounds familiar to you, congratulations, you're a faggot and also a furry by proxy. Although Bojack is a fictional character who is depressed, starved for attention, self-centered, and suicidal, he still manages to be slightly less insufferable than ''[[you]].'' | ||
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Set in an alternate reality [[My Little Pony]] [[abortion]] inspired [[pedophilia|Hollywood]] hellscape where [[beastiality|humans and furries]] supposedly [[wtf|live together in harmony]]. BoJack Horseman is a [[depressed]], [[drugs|drug-addled]], alcoholic failure who can't move on from his role in a [[90s|1990's]] sitcom, [[Horsecock|"Horsin' Around"]], where he stars as the [[rapist|father figure]] to three [[loli|human orphans]]. Unable to return to stardom due to his inability to do anything other than have zero willpower and be a [[Pussybitch|gigantic pussy]], he decides to hire a liberal cunt to ghostwrite write his autobiography. | Set in an alternate reality [[My Little Pony]] [[abortion]] inspired [[pedophilia|Hollywood]] hellscape where [[beastiality|humans and furries]] supposedly [[wtf|live together in harmony]]. BoJack Horseman is a [[depressed]], [[drugs|drug-addled]], alcoholic failure who can't move on from his role in a [[90s|1990's]] sitcom, [[Horsecock|"Horsin' Around"]], where he stars as the [[rapist|father figure]] to three [[loli|human orphans]]. Unable to return to stardom due to his inability to do anything other than have zero willpower and be a [[Pussybitch|gigantic pussy]], he decides to hire a liberal cunt to ghostwrite write his autobiography. | ||
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Revision as of 12:29, 20 January 2022
BoJack Horseman is an overrated show on Netflix that is frequently hyped as "the greatest cartoon evar" by sad, pathetic, suicidal, basement-dwellers that feel self-pity because they refuse to grow the fuck up. The plot of BoJack Horseman centers around a loser anthropomorphic horse who used to star as the father on some shitty sitcom. Now, after 30 years, is depressed as fuck for not being as famous he used to be. BoJack frequently has mentally retarded baby tantrums, which much like the fans of this show, he is either too drunk or egotistical to fix his fucking failure of a life. Bojack constantly behaves like an entitled man-baby while repeating the same mistakes over and over again. If this sounds familiar to you, congratulations, you're a faggot and also a furry by proxy. Although Bojack is a fictional character who is depressed, starved for attention, self-centered, and suicidal, he still manages to be slightly less insufferable than you.
Plot
Set in an alternate reality My Little Pony abortion inspired Hollywood hellscape where humans and furries supposedly live together in harmony. BoJack Horseman is a depressed, drug-addled, alcoholic failure who can't move on from his role in a 1990's sitcom, "Horsin' Around", where he stars as the father figure to three human orphans. Unable to return to stardom due to his inability to do anything other than have zero willpower and be a gigantic pussy, he decides to hire a liberal cunt to ghostwrite write his autobiography.
Characters
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| BoJack Horseman: Former star of kids show that he appeared on for short term fame, and is now depressed for all entirety as his life crumbles apart to a strain of anger and depressions. He is now an alcoholic, to cope with the pain of not being famous anymore. He is now making a desperate attempt to fix his life, as he is worried about being forgotten from meaningless fame from kids that don't even remember the show was on. |  |
| Princess Carolyn: A greedy jew who works with companies to suck the souls of low-minded individuals with actually important life goals and only want to become rich and beautiful, to milk them for all their worth. She is BoJack's on-and-off girlfriend because she realized that living with him is a massive waste of time when she can be making jew-gold of other people's work. |  |
| Diane Nyugen: A Woke feminazi who represents everything wrong with the millennial generation. She is like your average seapunk on Tumblr, super sensitive, believes she's morally superior, and think's she's making a stand in the world by bringing up unneeded politics into every conversation. BoJack and everybody else treats her like shit deservedly; for help making their own lives worse by her being around. |  |
| Mr Peanutbutter BoJack's best friend from another kids show that according to BoJack Horseman "ripped his show off". He years later is still a complete dumbass. He unlike BoJack however has managed to stay happy as he is at least smart enough to realize that kids don't care about the dogshit the media shoves in their faces and is not viable for a successful career. He has more money than BoJack who has fucked off from the celebrity lifestyle. |  |
| Todd Chavez A frat boy who has lived with BoJack from a party, which after he never left the house. Now he is stuck living with alcoholic fursona who like everyone else, hates him just like everyone else. He's causes more depression for BoJack from his pure existence, which causes outrage. He is also an aspiring musician despite having no musical talent. |  |
Fanbase
Like every other terrible cartoon nowadays, BoJack Horseman has an awful fanbase full of basement-dwellers, furries, hipsters, emos, and stoners. The fans try to pretend this show is any depeer than someones human and furry fantasy, and act like it's a realistic depiction of their pathetic lives. Yes a show were an humans and fursona's fuck each other is a realistic show. These people will latch on to anything to give them the same feeling of depression and see characters as their friends, even If it's fursona because they wish they have the experience of having their own furry friend.
The fans will usually post captions of character with a depressing quote to pretend that they're a personal avatar for an real life human. They can also memes about the characters less funny than the jokes in the show. They will mostly talk about how relatable a character is to them and how the show saved their life while nobody else cares and forgets they even saw the post. The fanbase
BoJack Horseman also has loads of porn due to the internet being filled with sick-fucks on DeviantArt and Rule 34. This can even included beastality of the characters as artists have been infected with HIV and AIDS at a young age. People's strong attachment to fursona's has led to sexual feelings of characters, and porn is way for them to express their sexual fantasies out about fucking a furry.
Fanbase has spread it's cancer to many platforms mostly Tumblr to infect millions of people. The fanbase are even more pathetic and wasteful than the Horse himself and that's already quite low.
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12 oz. Mouse • Adventure Time and Regular Show • Aqua Teen Hunger Force • Clarence • Ed, Edd n Eddy • Rick and Morty • Samurai Jack • Steven Universe • The Amazing World of Gumball • The Boondocks • The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy • The Powerpuff Girls • Total Drama Island • Totally Spies • Uncle Grandpa | |
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BoJack Horseman is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
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BoJack Horseman is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |