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*You're a [[nigger]].
*You're a [[nigger]].
*You [[hate]] your family and they don't understand why. You pretty much deserve to die alone because of this you selfish bastard.
*You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]].
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]).
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]).
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]] --> Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].  
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]] --> Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].  
*Every Friday night, you dress in Vietnam War era camo, load your guns, take [[heroin|Morphine]], drink Thai whiskey, and watch ''Apocalypse Now Redux'' on DVD at full volume in the dark.
*You maxed out all your credit cards on purely selfish pursuits like [[p0rn]], [[Farmville]] coins, [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds|fast]] [[KFC|food]] and whiskey. Why bother wasting other people's money on charity when you can spend it all on yourself?
*You maxed out all your credit cards on purely selfish pursuits like [[p0rn]], [[Farmville]] coins, [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds|fast]] [[KFC|food]] and whiskey. Why bother wasting other people's money on charity when you can spend it all on yourself?
*You're waiting for your Edward Cullen.
*You're 300lbs, and waiting for your Edward Cullen.
*You browse Encyclopedia Dramatica.
*You seed just to interact with someone.
 
*Google doesn't even keep a markeitng profile on you.
The only way to prevent this is to reverse everything said above.
*Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
*You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
*You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
*You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
*You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
*You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking ):


==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us==
==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us==

Revision as of 04:28, 12 August 2013

Gay, elderly and alone. (In New York.)
Much like his eyebrows, this Azn will die alone.
This is you Like you would have friends.

The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of Buddhism. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was anyone). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of Assperger's or Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of dedication.


Dying Alone Checklist

This is YOU bitching about your missed opportunity

OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.
  • You're a nigger.
  • You hate your family and they don't understand why.
  • You hate all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you. lol like you've ever had one.
  • You have no relationship with your neighbors.(who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh).
  • You despise humanity and prefer the company of yourself, cats and 'people' you have never met and probably never will.
  • You don't have a job. --> Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from McDonald's). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained khakis. You're the all-singing (WHEN I WAS), all-dancing (DDR) crap of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the status quo.
  • You maxed out all your credit cards on purely selfish pursuits like p0rn, Farmville coins, Runescape, fast food and whiskey. Why bother wasting other people's money on charity when you can spend it all on yourself?
  • You're 300lbs, and waiting for your Edward Cullen.
  • You seed just to interact with someone.
  • Google doesn't even keep a markeitng profile on you.
  • Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
  • You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
  • You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
  • You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
  • You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
  • You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking ):

Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us

Owning one of these guarantees that you will be dying happily alone.
Owning one of these guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.
Owning one of these guarantees you're a demented dogfucker and will be dying alone.

People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone

BAWWWWW,I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. roflpwnd

People Who Deserve To Die Alone

If you make/own one of these,you are a weeaboo digifaggot who will die alone.

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