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''I’m sorry, were you looking for [[your mom]]?'' | ''I’m sorry, were you looking for [[your mom]]?'' | ||
Remember when [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPB84Plv8tc Kris Kross made you Jump, Jump] and Snaps were the thing in the early '90s until humanity realized that they were as funny as being forced to watch Blossom for 24 hours straight? Well, ''' | Remember when [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPB84Plv8tc Kris Kross made you Jump, Jump] and Snaps were the thing in the early '90s until humanity realized that they were as funny as being forced to watch Blossom for 24 hours straight? Well, '''Yo Mama''' remembers and they repeat every "[[Your Mom]]" joke that every Vanilla Ice [[wigga]] were saying Ad nauseam back in the day. That simple idea degenerated into a multi-million subscriber channel that now shits out unfunny jokes every day. | ||
==The Back Alley Abortion That is [[hur|Yomama]]== | ==The Back Alley Abortion That is [[hur|Yomama]]== | ||
[[File:Yomama.jpg|thumb|Epitomizes the whole Yomama experience.]] | [[File:Yomama.jpg|thumb|Epitomizes the whole Yomama experience.]] | ||
'''Yomama''' is an unfunny, shit-heap of a [[YouTube]] channel where | '''Yomama''' is an unfunny, shit-heap of a [[YouTube]] channel where the voice of that forgettable [[Cripple|disabled person]] from [[Family Guy]] — [[unfunny|Patrick Warburton]] — does the V.O. for the series. They have frequent guest stars including [[Faggot|Seth Mcfarlane]] (The first sign you can tell that this whole thing is a massive turd). It is widely believed that he produces said series and is raking in the [[Jew Gold]] with his [[Over 9000|5,000,000]] subs. | ||
The reason the whole thing sucks is literally fucking everything. For example: | The reason the whole thing sucks is literally fucking everything. For example: | ||
# The whole idea of a snap is a quick but effective insult and what Yomama does is have Patrick read it in an overly obnoxious way followed by an long reenactment of said snap which effectively destroys any [[lulz]]. | |||
# [[Seth MacFarlane]] | |||
# 90% of the snaps are shit you have heard many times before and the 10% that is original is painful. Almost every new Yomama video is a new "[[lie|original]]" joke at the start of a 8-20 minute compilation. | |||
# They like to reword snaps in different ways to make ''Family Guy'' [[fanboys]] believe its a new joke (e.g. All their ''[[Five Nights at Freddy's|Five Finger at Freddy's]]'' snaps). | |||
# Like Family Guy they like to do certain gags in to death (e.g. All their Five Finger at Freddy's snaps). | |||
# Poor continuity. There are several original snaps they did where it makes no sense. For example there was a "Yo Mama is so ugly that the ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' fled to the sewers." The reason said snap failed was in the animation they were already in the sewer with said ugly mama. One would think for that to make sense you'd have that scene start out on the street and Ma would scare them in to the sewer, but that's not the case since no one behind the series puts any thought into this deep-end [[garbage]] as that would bite off time taken up by [[Big Chungus]] and [[McDonald's|Ronald McDonald]] twerking animations. | |||
# Epic amounts of fanboy service. They have every fucking pop icon and guest to cover up how shitty this is from having Homer to the Dragon from ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''. | |||
# Constant milking of current hip and trendy video game franchises. They already did that with [[Five Nights at Freddy's|Five Fingers up my Ass]], [[Baldi's Basics]], [[Friday Night Funkin']], and everything in-between and after. | |||
# Target audience has been getting younger and younger. This should explain reason number 8 | |||
In conclusion, avoid this shit like an [[Americunt|American]] tourist in [[Syria]]. | In conclusion, avoid this shit like an [[Americunt|American]] tourist in [[Syria]]. | ||
==Types of Yo Mamas on Yomama== | ==Types of Yo Mamas on Yomama== | ||
Here's the list of the "Mamas" that you see in the series. There used to be only 7 mamas (ie. the first 7 ones on the list), but when the channel started [[typical|running out of ideas]] they started shitting out so many mamas to the point where their concepts weren't even insulting anymore (eg. Smart Mama and Hot Mama). They have even started doing "Yo Daddy" jokes once they ran out of mamas. Just about shows how timeproof this whole thing is. Then again they can add a mama for every nationality or personality trait. Fuck, they even rename mamas so that the toddlers watching their channel think it's a new mama (eg. Large Mama = Fat Mama). | |||
* '''MAMAS:''' | |||
*[[Fat|Fat Mama]] | *[[Fat|Fat Mama]] | ||
*[[Retarded|Stupid Mama]] | *[[Retarded|Stupid Mama]] | ||
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*[[Hairy|Hairy Mama]] | *[[Hairy|Hairy Mama]] | ||
*[[Midget|Short Mama]] | *[[Midget|Short Mama]] | ||
*[[Old | *[[Old|Old Mama]] | ||
*[[Homeless|Poor Mama]] | *[[Homeless|Poor Mama]] | ||
*[[Foot Fetish|Tall Mama]] | *[[Foot Fetish|Tall Mama]] | ||
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*[[Bodybuilder|Strong Mama]] | *[[Bodybuilder|Strong Mama]] | ||
*[[Mods|Strict Mama]] | *[[Mods|Strict Mama]] | ||
*[[Evil|Evil Mama]] | |||
*[[Rich|Rich Mama]] | *[[Rich|Rich Mama]] | ||
*[[Spooge|Slimy Mama]] | *[[Spooge|Slimy Mama]] | ||
*[[Britfag|British Mama]] | |||
*[[Russia|Russian Mama]] | |||
*[[Soviet Canuckistan|Canadian Mama]] | |||
*[[Goth|Goth Mama]] | |||
*[[Lazy|Lazy Mama]] | |||
*And [[at least 100]] more mamas that won't be listed because [[nobody cares]]. | |||
* '''DADDIES:''' | |||
*[[Bald|Bald Daddy]] | |||
*[[Alcohol|Drunk Daddy]] | |||
*[[LOLWUT|Dummy Thicc Daddy]] - '''We're not kidding you, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtbtGWD8efI it's real.]''' | |||
== Yo Mama Videos == | |||
Presenting some examples is probably [[the best]] way to show you how rotten this shit actually is. And no, we're not cherry-picking here; this is pretty much any and every Yo Mama video made after 2016. It shouldn't be surprising that half of them don't even have the new jokes at the start like they used to. It's clear the fuckers behind this are just helping themselves to some moar [[jew gold]] at this point. | |||
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==In Living Color Did It Better== | ==In Living Color Did It Better== | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[13 year old|13-year-olds]] - 2 million of them subscribed to this godawful channel. | *[[13 year old|13-year-olds]] - 5.2 million of them subscribed to this godawful channel. | ||
*[[Cancer]] | |||
*[[Redundant]] | |||
*[[Unfunny]] | |||
*[[Your Mom]] | *[[Your Mom]] | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*{{yt|Yomama}} - Teh Official channel ([[ED]] is not responsible for any sanity you lose watching this [[crap]]). | *{{yt|Yomama}} - Teh Official channel ([[ED]] is not responsible for any sanity you lose watching this [[crap]], and you're VERY likely to go [[batshit insane]] watching their recent content). | ||
*[http://yomama.co/ The Official Website. There is a submit section in case you want to give Seth another reason not to get up from his lazy ass] | *[http://yomama.co/ The Official Website. There is a submit section in case you want to give Seth another reason not to get up from his lazy ass] | ||
*{{fb|yomama}} - Their [[Failbook|Facebookz]] | *{{fb|yomama}} - Their [[Failbook|Facebookz]] | ||
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Revision as of 12:02, 6 July 2022
I’m sorry, were you looking for your mom?
Remember when Kris Kross made you Jump, Jump and Snaps were the thing in the early '90s until humanity realized that they were as funny as being forced to watch Blossom for 24 hours straight? Well, Yo Mama remembers and they repeat every "Your Mom" joke that every Vanilla Ice wigga were saying Ad nauseam back in the day. That simple idea degenerated into a multi-million subscriber channel that now shits out unfunny jokes every day.
The Back Alley Abortion That is Yomama
Yomama is an unfunny, shit-heap of a YouTube channel where the voice of that forgettable disabled person from Family Guy — Patrick Warburton — does the V.O. for the series. They have frequent guest stars including Seth Mcfarlane (The first sign you can tell that this whole thing is a massive turd). It is widely believed that he produces said series and is raking in the Jew Gold with his 5,000,000 subs.
The reason the whole thing sucks is literally fucking everything. For example:
- The whole idea of a snap is a quick but effective insult and what Yomama does is have Patrick read it in an overly obnoxious way followed by an long reenactment of said snap which effectively destroys any lulz.
- Seth MacFarlane
- 90% of the snaps are shit you have heard many times before and the 10% that is original is painful. Almost every new Yomama video is a new "original" joke at the start of a 8-20 minute compilation.
- They like to reword snaps in different ways to make Family Guy fanboys believe its a new joke (e.g. All their Five Finger at Freddy's snaps).
- Like Family Guy they like to do certain gags in to death (e.g. All their Five Finger at Freddy's snaps).
- Poor continuity. There are several original snaps they did where it makes no sense. For example there was a "Yo Mama is so ugly that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fled to the sewers." The reason said snap failed was in the animation they were already in the sewer with said ugly mama. One would think for that to make sense you'd have that scene start out on the street and Ma would scare them in to the sewer, but that's not the case since no one behind the series puts any thought into this deep-end garbage as that would bite off time taken up by Big Chungus and Ronald McDonald twerking animations.
- Epic amounts of fanboy service. They have every fucking pop icon and guest to cover up how shitty this is from having Homer to the Dragon from Dragon Ball Z.
- Constant milking of current hip and trendy video game franchises. They already did that with Five Fingers up my Ass, Baldi's Basics, Friday Night Funkin', and everything in-between and after.
- Target audience has been getting younger and younger. This should explain reason number 8
In conclusion, avoid this shit like an American tourist in Syria.
Types of Yo Mamas on Yomama
Here's the list of the "Mamas" that you see in the series. There used to be only 7 mamas (ie. the first 7 ones on the list), but when the channel started running out of ideas they started shitting out so many mamas to the point where their concepts weren't even insulting anymore (eg. Smart Mama and Hot Mama). They have even started doing "Yo Daddy" jokes once they ran out of mamas. Just about shows how timeproof this whole thing is. Then again they can add a mama for every nationality or personality trait. Fuck, they even rename mamas so that the toddlers watching their channel think it's a new mama (eg. Large Mama = Fat Mama).
- MAMAS:
- Fat Mama
- Stupid Mama
- Ugly Mama
- Hairy Mama
- Short Mama
- Old Mama
- Poor Mama
- Tall Mama
- Hot Mama
- Skinny Mama
- American Mama
- Strong Mama
- Strict Mama
- Evil Mama
- Rich Mama
- Slimy Mama
- British Mama
- Russian Mama
- Canadian Mama
- Goth Mama
- Lazy Mama
- And at least 100 more mamas that won't be listed because nobody cares.
- DADDIES:
- Bald Daddy
- Drunk Daddy
- Dummy Thicc Daddy - We're not kidding you, it's real.
Yo Mama Videos
Presenting some examples is probably the best way to show you how rotten this shit actually is. And no, we're not cherry-picking here; this is pretty much any and every Yo Mama video made after 2016. It shouldn't be surprising that half of them don't even have the new jokes at the start like they used to. It's clear the fuckers behind this are just helping themselves to some moar jew gold at this point.
Previous Video | Next Video
In Living Color Did It Better
Previous Video | Next Video
See also
- 13-year-olds - 5.2 million of them subscribed to this godawful channel.
- Cancer
- Redundant
- Unfunny
- Your Mom
External links
Yomama - Teh Official channel (ED is not responsible for any sanity you lose watching this crap, and you're VERY likely to go batshit insane watching their recent content).- The Official Website. There is a submit section in case you want to give Seth another reason not to get up from his lazy ass
yomama - Their Facebookz
brodyfoxx - Their Twitters
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