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When it comes to Sonic the Hedgehog and its fans, faggotry will find a way. No Sonicfag represents this adage better than YoshiWii1 (Brandon J. Millard)
The Legend Himself
YoshiWii1 is a 20 year old pedo, brony, raging Christian, stalker and narcissist who just happens to be TEH BIGGEST Sonamy fan in the sheer cancer that is the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom. Basically, if you combined Guptill89 and Michaeldragon800's arrogance, Charles Hamilton and Chasethehedgehog's egos and Chris Chan's autism, you'd get the sheer epicness of YoshiWii1. One thing you'll immediately realize about Yoshi is that he suffers from Aspergers Syndrome. Indeed, if you argue with him long enough, he'll often try to get the bullies off his ass by mentioning his terrible condition.
Sonamy
It should be no surprise that Yoshi is a major Sonamy (Sonic x Amy) fan. He loves the pairing SO much, he's willing to pull out whatever facts he has up his ass to defend his points (even a scene from some crappy show on FOX that won't fucking die). If someone took a picture with two Sonic and Amy plushies right next to one another, don't be surprised if he uses it as a way to defend his OTP. However, if you call him out for being the butthurt faggot he truly is, don't be surprised if he:
A: Uses his Aspergers to defend himself
B: Tells you that Amy's creator said that she was designed to be Sonic's girlfriend
C: Makes a butt-hurt journal calling you a cyberbully
He wastes all of his time defending a pairing rather than focusing on more important matters, like voice acting or eye color.
Rage
There're many ways you can make an enemy out of Mr. Yoshi.
A: Point out that his OTP is no more real than the blue sperg himself.
B: Show your support for better pairings
C: (and this is a real kicker BTW), try to help him.
Indeed, whenever anyone points out that Yoshi is doing something wrong, you'll be lucky if you can get anything more than "THIS IS BREAKING TEH RULZ!!!1!1!11!111!11". Examples of his stupidity consist of him reporting a joke stamp because it, gasp, misled him to believing that it was a real Sonamy deviation. He even attacked a girl for making a gift for him, under the impression that she stole his original design for Amy. Because attacking someone for doing something nice is totally the right thing to do, amirite fellas? It doesn't help that he gave a half-assed apology while still assuming she was stealing from him.
Tapping That Underaged Furry Booty
There's one thing that Yoshi love more than his precious OTP, and that's the pink hedgehog herself, Amy Rose. He has given her a design that fits his twisted fantasies and he even listed her in a Top 10 Hottest Furry Female list, with Amy Rose being #1 Apparently, Yoshi has wanted a girl like Amy due to his lonely life after high school. Speaking of the list, upon reading it, you'll get a greater understanding on how Yoshi views women in general.
His OC
To add insult to injury, he has created a self-insert OC. Right off the bat, you can tell that he barely tried to hide the fact. It's clear that he took some inspiration from a well-regarded fanfic writer. In the stories he's featured in, you'll notice right away that he's very protective of Amy, in spite of the fact that he wants her to be with Sonic. Let this be a clear sign that this sperg really is in love with Amy Rose.
Stalking
Not too long ago, Yoshi stalked a user known as Klaudy-Na (all because she's a Sonamy fan, of course!)(nonetheless, she isn't really worth noting herself (unless you count the fact that she literally believes Sonic and Amy would get married and raise a Sonic recolor). Basically, on everything relating to the poor bitch, you'd find him leaving her a comment. Thankfully, Klaudy was convinced to block the sperg yet that didn't stop him from stalking her profile afterwards.
Rants
All over DevianTART and JewTube, you'll find plenty of videos that show everything Yoshi has done wrong, and that STILL isn't enough to get it through his head. (Note how each video has at least one dislike.)
The more famous out of the rants
A much deeper look into Yoshi's creepiness.
A dramatic reading on Yoshi's comments.
Yoshi actually had a crush on this girl (she's 16)
Supporters
In spite of everything that has been revealed about Yoshi, he somehow had plenty of supporters (mainly desperate teenage girls who leech off of Yoshi's genius hints for Sonamy). However, many of these supporters have nothing on the following four users.
{strike|eevee146treetrunks} LOL BAWWWWleted: (aka, Irate Pony), a brony who thought it'd be cool to defend his idol by trolling those nasty bullies by making himself look like the spastic he truly was. He deactivated his DA account, but he's still active on YouTube
xElectricwings: Not much worth noting, other than the fact that she actually misses that creep, and that she supported another notable Sonicfag.
TRUERealSEGASonicFan: Probably the most interesting of the four. He's as big of a Sonamytard as good ol' Yoshi. He claims that he's TEH ULTAHMATE SAWNIK EXPERT! and he proves it by whining about every cannon but the game cannon, all while showing his support for Sonamy. His endless whining over Sonamy, and even getting butthurt over people calling him out gives him the potential to be a lolcow
JetpackJack100: A British boy who came out of the blue to imply that Yoshi was somehow the victim in all of this. When given proof, he either ignores it completely or tries to twist it around in Yoshi's favor.
To this day, it's unknown why these turds actually support/miss Yoshi. Although, it's possible that all three of these people do have something in common with Yoshi.
Deactivation and Recent Memory
Not able to deal with the harsh reality that he was a pedo in denial, Yoshi did the sensible thing and closed his account, along with abandoning every other site he used at the time. It was recently discovered that he's still active on Nintendo Miniverse and that he has confided in Animal Crossing, where he has created a town that suits his autismal fantasies. Not unlike someone else we know.
See Also
External Links
- Yoshiwii1 dA profile DEAD
- His YouTube.
- His Google+
- His Miiverse.
- Arthur Wikia LOL Profile
- YoshiWii1 Sonic Wikia profile
- His Facebook
- Yoshi's DA on the Wayback Machine.
[GOTTA GO FAST!]
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