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Revision as of 03:48, 10 July 2016
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NOTICE This article is related to black crime. Never relax around the blacks! |
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| 2016 Dallas Sniper Attacks | |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 9 |
| Top 25? | No |
| Perpetrators | Micah Johnson; unknown gunman. |
| Style | Co-Op |
| An Hero? | Unfortunately, no. (killed by police robot) |
On the evening of July 7th, 2016, a pair of Nigra decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" for Black Lives Matter in Dallas, Texas, the monkeys, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed themselves with M4 carbines, (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building, getting in position. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some pigs were within view, and sniped them from long range distance, assassinating 5, and severely wounding 9 others(7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders). The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 32.448 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.
Trigger
What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason. There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.
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Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chemical reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire building downs, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of Cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear them selvz out. The turbo-nigger sniper squad had every reason genetically to go apeshit. They had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and were also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of a sniper rifle, available at your nearest gun store foo.
Perpetrators
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson, and another perpetrator, who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break,and sent a bot in to deal with his ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank, and was caught in the blast.
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Twatter
As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be a hero, not a zero!
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Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
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Hijacking a highway -
Based Nigra cop. -
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Ann trolling shillary. -
SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase -
Inb4 raped by nigs ;) -
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Pol conducts an op against the niggers. -
more info comes out -
hipster nigger -
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Somebody set us up the bomb. -
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nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh -
liberals sucking cock -
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Bas being an ass. -
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RACE WAR NOW -
FORGIVE NIGRA -
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Suspect Caught on tape? -
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Shillary's infamous tweet. -
sheeeeit -
CIVIL WAR NOW -
Nigger summation of american history -
IRONY KEK -
liberal faggot BAWWWing -
Dallas Police Dept :'( -
Twitter trends -
Ex military -
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FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1 -
The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass -
Epic troll at it again -
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WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland
High Score
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| Kill count: | 5/20 9 injured |
| Accuracy: | 17/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS |
| Style: | 17/20 Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0" |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty |
| Total score: 75/100 (C) | |
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Perpetrators
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tl;dr of what happened
See Also
- Chris Dorner
- Chimpout
- DINDUNUFFIN
- Niggers
- Texas
- The South
- Black Lives Matter
- High Score
- Mass Shooting
External Links
- Crisis actors needed - 19 days before the shooting spree, posted in Dallas TX, quickly deleted post-massacre by Craigslist.
- Petition to recognize BLM as a terrorist organization.
Pol/ Threads
- Dallas Thread 6 - 99 bombs edition
- Dallas Thread 4 - NOW UNLOCKED EDITION
- Dallas Thread 5
- BREAKING: OFFICER KILLED AT DALLAS PROTEST
News Articles
- Live execution
- Dailystormer goes apeshit
- News article
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