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{{ib|[[File:Jaylen Ray Fryberg.jpg|250px]]}} | |||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jaylen Fryberg'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|July 31, 1999}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 killed, 3 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Motives'''|Some bitch dumped him}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
'''Jaylen Fryberg''' was a [[13-year-old boy|15 year old]] [[zoomer]] [[Indian|Injun]] from [[Washington]]. He is a descendent of [[edgy]] [[Columbine]] [[fanboy]] and fellow redskin; [[Jeff Weise]]. However, Jaylen was a relatively popular [[normie]], not "the typical trenchcoat, introvert-type person" according to his [[football]] coach. | |||
It is though he decided to go [[postal]] at Marysville-Pilchuck High School on October 24, [[2014]] after his [[girlfriend]] broke up with him and started dating his cousin. When no one gave him [[attention whore|attention]] from threatening [[suicide]], Jaylen decided he would take matters into his own hand. | |||
Jaylen lured his friends and cousins to his lunch table before pulling out a .40 caliber Beretta handgun and achieved an [[epic]] [[League of Legends|quadrakill]]. He becoming [[an hero]] before being shut down by a teacher. The attack is considered a [[school shooting]] because it occurred at a [[school]] ([[obviously]]) but it was less of an [[You|outcast]] [[virgin with rage]] having their [[Quentin Tarentino|NBK]] style [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]] and more of a whiny [[teenager]] killing himself and taking a couple of his friends with him. | |||
Jaylen also inadvertently got his dad [[v&]] since all his guns were illegal. Since (shocker), he was once an [[alcoholic]] who beat his girlfriend. This is par for the course with life on the res so he was a tribal leader until his son put some steel in some other kids heads. It was only THEN his neighbors started to avoid him. Raymond Fryburg was put behind bars for two years. Thanks son! | |||
== Video == | |||
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|<youtube>t69kZG5ehWQ</youtube><br/>Jaylen at Homecoming | |||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{achtung|This graded score was brought to you by User:AlGore aka [[William Atchison]], who got a lower KDA than Jaylen.}} | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Kills: | ||
| | |4/20 | ||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | ||
|13/20 '' | |13/20 ''4 killed, 3 injured | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | ||
| | |13/20 ''Murder-suicide disguised as a school shooting'' | ||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | ||
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</div><br> | </div><br> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
== Gallery == | |||
{{cg|His legacy of faggotry|JaylenFrybergPix|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Fryberg1.jpg|Posing as a [[nigger]] isn't going to get you anywhere in life. | |||
File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She knew, when you pointed the gun at her.]] | |||
File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | |||
File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] | |||
File:Jaylen Fryberg Day Before.png|A picture taken the day before the attack. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Jaylen3.png | |||
File:Jaylen4.png | |||
File:Jaylen5.png|[[STOP POSTING]] | |||
File:Andrew1.png|His cousin Andrew [[asking for it]]. | |||
File:Andrew2.png|[[brb, soup|He ate ramen noodles.]] No wonder he was shot. | |||
File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin Nate [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | |||
File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. | |||
File:Jaylen Fryberg text.png|The [[Police|pigs]] photocopied this screenshot for some reason. | |||
File:Marysville-Pilchuck High School Victims.png|The victims | |||
Image:Frybergdeer.jpg|I told u I was hardcore | |||
</gallery>}}<br> | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* {{facebook|jaylen.fryberg|His Facebook}} | |||
* {{twitter|frybergj|His Twitter page}} | * {{twitter|frybergj|His Twitter page}} | ||
* {{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg.}} [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/heraldnet/obituary.aspx?pid=173125296 Did he died?] | * {{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg.}} [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/heraldnet/obituary.aspx?pid=173125296 Did he died?] | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Chris Benoit]] - A murder suicide with a hearty helping of [[Family|familicide]]. | |||
* [[ | * [[Nghtmrchld26|Matt Murray]] - A more traditional example of a failed [[mass shooter]]. Has the same kill count as Jaylen. | ||
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{{Welfare}} | {{Welfare}} | ||
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{{Social Media}} | {{Social Media}} | ||
[[Category:2014]] | |||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
[[Category:People|Fryberg, Jaylen]] | [[Category:People|Fryberg, Jaylen]] | ||
Revision as of 02:20, 24 December 2021
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| Jaylen Fryberg | |
| Born: | July 31, 1999 |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | 4 killed, 3 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motives | Some bitch dumped him |
Jaylen Fryberg was a 15 year old zoomer Injun from Washington. He is a descendent of edgy Columbine fanboy and fellow redskin; Jeff Weise. However, Jaylen was a relatively popular normie, not "the typical trenchcoat, introvert-type person" according to his football coach.
It is though he decided to go postal at Marysville-Pilchuck High School on October 24, 2014 after his girlfriend broke up with him and started dating his cousin. When no one gave him attention from threatening suicide, Jaylen decided he would take matters into his own hand.
Jaylen lured his friends and cousins to his lunch table before pulling out a .40 caliber Beretta handgun and achieved an epic quadrakill. He becoming an hero before being shut down by a teacher. The attack is considered a school shooting because it occurred at a school (obviously) but it was less of an outcast virgin with rage having their NBK style day of retribution and more of a whiny teenager killing himself and taking a couple of his friends with him.
Jaylen also inadvertently got his dad v& since all his guns were illegal. Since (shocker), he was once an alcoholic who beat his girlfriend. This is par for the course with life on the res so he was a tribal leader until his son put some steel in some other kids heads. It was only THEN his neighbors started to avoid him. Raymond Fryburg was put behind bars for two years. Thanks son!
Video
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Graded Score
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This graded score was brought to you by User:AlGore aka William Atchison, who got a lower KDA than Jaylen. |
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| Kills: | 4/20 |
| Accuracy: | 13/20 4 killed, 3 injured |
| Style: | 13/20 Murder-suicide disguised as a school shooting |
| Butthurt: | 14/20 Holy shit the Washington State Senator personally knew this kid's family. |
| Bonus: | 16/20 Killing himself before the Partyvan showed up. |
| Total score: 70/100 (C) | |
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Gallery
His legacy of faggotry About missing Pics
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Posing as a nigger isn't going to get you anywhere in life. -
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A picture taken the day before the attack.
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His cousin Andrew asking for it. -
He ate ramen noodles. No wonder he was shot. -
His cousin Nate opens up about the shooting. He later deleted this tweet. -
The typical response. -
The pigs photocopied this screenshot for some reason. -
The victims -
I told u I was hardcore
External links
See also
- Chris Benoit - A murder suicide with a hearty helping of familicide.
- Matt Murray - A more traditional example of a failed mass shooter. Has the same kill count as Jaylen.
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