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Japancommercials4U2 (Anthony DeCastro) is an obese, greasy basement dweller who has a severe case of Nintendo obsession, having uploaded over 9000 videos to his YouTube channel. Anthony spends every waking moment of his life recording shitty Playthroughs of Nintendo games with no-commentary, and uploads said recordings to his YouTube channel to entertain the lonely 14-year-old sperglords who would be better off with a bullet through their heads. Either that, or Anthony is shoving his oversized amiibo collection up his unwashed asshole while fapping to the new DLCs for Super Smash Bros.
This waste of human flesh has played through almost every single fucking Nintendo game in existence, and always buys the latest games the second they are released to America and plays through the entire thing without sleep like an ADHD-maniac, uploading his recorded Playthrough in less than a week so that he can be "the first one to show off the game", expecting anyone to actually give a shit. There are over 40,000 retards who have subscribed to this cancer-inducing fuckwit, and unfortunately, this number is increasing with every boring-ass video he uploads.
The Legend
Anthony DeCastro was born on October 1st, 1996. His earliest activity on the internets date back to 2007, when he was an 11 years old meme-master. On the Tubes, he was originally known as "JapanCommercials4U", where he would frequently upload low-quality Japanese commercials for video games and post dumbass comments on obscure videos (most of them consisting of LOL, :3, or WTF). His channel got terminated in 2009, so he opened up a new account, "Japancommercials4U2", a haven of virtual social isolation, despondency, and A+ English:
As Anthony got fatter and moar lonely, he started recording Playthroughs on a more frequent basis, sometimes uploading 6 hours worth of content in a single day. He was able to do this more often after he dropped out of high school to focus on this profession full-time. Seeing as his life is completely meaningless, and that he probably won't even live to see his 30th birthday and that no-one gives a shit about him, he took to video games as a comfort zone for his stresses and anxieties. Nintendo literally raised this degenerate bastard by spoonfeeding their copious amounts of tasteless video games down his throat, and it shows...
He loves Nintendo so much that he blatantly REFUSES to use any kind of emulator whatsoever, believing it is "disrespectful" to those who made the game. Simply saying the word "emulator" where he can see it will cause a fucking siren to go off instantly. Despite this, he used to upload copyrighted commercials whenever he wasn't fapping to Krystal. Hypocrite much?
If there's anybody who is wondering why Nintendo is still is business, it's all thanks to this fat fuck having spent literally thousands of his never-ending supply of Jew Gold on their shitty plastic crap which could have been put to much better use, such as supplying sufficient food and water to a tribe of starving Africans. But let's face it, Anthony could never give up those precious vidya gaems for the sake of ending world hunger, amirite?
A tl;dr list of 200+ games he has played
Try and read out all of these names in one breath:
- Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
- Donkey Kong Land III
- Kirby's Return to Dream Land
- Super Mario World
- Yoshi's Cookie
- Rhythm Tengoku
- Wario Land 4
- Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition
- Super Mario Land
- Super Mario Advance
- Super Smash Bros. Melee
- Mario Party 4
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
- Super Mario Bros.
- Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
- Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land
- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
- Paper Mario
- Wario Land: Shake It!
- Banjo-Kazooie
- Kirby Super Star
- Kirby's Epic Yarn
- Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
- Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
- Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
- Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
- Donkey Kong Country
- Donkey Kong Land
- Mario Party 7
- Rhythm Heaven Fever
- Donkey Kong Country Returns
- Yoshi's Cookie (Game Boy)
- Nintendo Puzzle Collection - Yoshi no Cookie
- Yoshi's Cookie (Nintendo Entertainment System)
- Kirby no KiraKira Kizzu
- Nintendo Puzzle Collection - Panel de Pon
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
- Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
- Tetris Attack
- Pokémon Puzzle League
- PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Great Adventure
- Mario Party
- Kirby's Dream Land
- New Super Mario Bros. Wii
- PokéPark 2: Wonders Beyond
- Mario Party 5
- METROID: Other M
- Super Mario Galaxy
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Super Mario 64
- Super Paper Mario
- WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
- Pikmin
- Pikmin 2
- Vs. Super Mario Bros.
- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
- Wario World
- Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
- Star Fox
- Captain Rainbow
- Metroid
- Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic
- Hey You, Pikachu!
- Kaette Kita Mario Bros.
- Game Boy Camera games
- Balloon Fight
- Mario Party Advance
- Mario Party 8
- Kirby's Dream Land 2
- Kirby's Dream Land 3
- Mario Party 9
- Kid Icarus
- Pokémon Colosseum
- Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
- Super Mario 3D Land
- Super Mario Sunshine
- The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
- The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- Donkey Kong 64
- Densetsu no Stafy
- Densetsu no Stafy 2
- Densetsu no Stafy 3
- Joy Mech Fight
- Kirby's Star Stacker
- Super Metroid
- Star Fox 2
- Pokémon Rumble Blast
- Pokémon Platinum Version
- EarthBound
- Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
- The Mysterious Murasame Castle (Nazo no Murasame Jo)
- Mario Super Sluggers
- New Super Mario Bros.
- Kirby: Squeak Squad
- Mario Party DS
- Kirby's Pinball Land
- Pokémon White Version 2
- New Super Mario Bros. U
- Pokémon Snap
- The Legendary Starfy
- Pokémon Trozei!
- Mario Kart DS
- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
- Super Princess Peach
- WarioWare: Touched!
- Paper Mario: Sticker Star
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
- Banjo-Tooie
- New Super Mario Bros. 2
- Tetris DS
- Densetsu no Stafy 4
- Mother
- Pokémon Crystal Version
- Donkey Kong (Game Boy)
- GiFTPiA
- Pokémon Rumble
- Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
- Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
- Pokémon Emerald Version
- Brain Age: Concentration Training
- Ice Climber
- Moreo! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii: Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2
- Animal Crossing: Wild World
- Animal Crossing: New Leaf
- Animal Crossing
- Super Mario Galaxy 2
- Kirby Mass Attack
- Animal Crossing: City Folk
- Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
- Super Mario 64 DS
- Mario Kart 7
- WarioWare: Smooth Moves
- Dr. Mario (Nintendo Entertainment System)
- New Super Luigi U
- Game & Wario
- Fire Emblem Awakening
- Wario: Master of Disguise
- Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
- Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan
- Elite Beat Agents
- Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
- Kid Icarus: Uprising
- Pokémon Rumble U
- The Wonderful 101
- Wii Party U
- Pokémon FireRed Version
- Chibi-Robo!
- Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
- Kirby & The Amazing Mirror
- Wii Fit U
- Kirby Super Star Ultra
- Okaeri! Chibi-Robo! Happy Richie Osoji!
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
- Pokémon X
- Pokémon Y
- The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
- Pikmin 3
- Nintendo Land
- Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games
- Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (Wii)
- Mario Kart Wii
- Dr. Luigi
- Dr. Mario Online Rx
- Pokémon Channel
- Super Mario 3D World
- Mario Party: Island Tour
- Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
- NES Remix
- Fossil Fighters: Champions
- Pokémon Battle Trozei
- Cubivore: Survival of the Fittest
- Kirby's Avalanche
- Fossil Fighters
- Pokémon Ruby Version
- Chibi-Robo!: Photo Finder
- Clu Clu Land: Welcome to New Clu Clu Land
- Pokémon Battle Revolution
- Yoshi's New Island
- Dr. Mario 64
- Wario's Woods (SNES)
- Mario Party 3
- Mario Golf: World Tour
- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
- Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (3DS)
- Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
- Kirby: Triple Deluxe
- Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
- Pushmo World
- Tomodachi Life
- Kirby Fighters Deluxe
- Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
- Yoshi's Island DS
- Mario Kart 8
- Fossil Fighters: Frontier
- Mario Party 10
- Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure
- Pokémon Omega Ruby
- Stretchmo
- BOXBOY!
- Splatoon
- Pokémon Rumble World
- Punch-Out!! (Wii)
- HarmoKnight
- Pokémon Shuffle
- Luigi's Mansion
- Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash
- Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
- Yoshi's Woolly World
- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
- Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
- MOTHER 3
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival
- Mini Mario and Friends: amiibo Challenge
- Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon
- Pokkén Tournament
- Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Nintendo 3DS)
- Conker's Pocket Tales
- Diddy Kong Pilot
- Super Mario Maker
- Pokémon Picross
- Star Fox Zero
- Star Fox Guard
- My Nintendo Picross: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
- Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam
How to troll JapanCommercials
- Tell him you use emulators.
- Send him pics of Pokémon Rule 34, or any Rule 34 of a Nintendo character.
- Ask him why he is fat.
- Ask him if he can physically see his penis.
- Tell him that Nintendo only makes games for babies.
Downvote all of his videosDISREGARD THAT, VOTING IS DISABLED ON HIS VIDEOS.- Ask him why he believes using emulators is pirating, when he used to upload pirated commercials.
- Ask him why he is in his 20's and still playing fucking kid's games.
- Show him this video and ask him why he isn't doing the same.
- Spam shock images, it always does the trick with these pussies.
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Symptoms may include a feeling of heaviness or fullness, edema, and (occasionally) aching pain in the affected area.
See also
- JonTron - Seperated at birth?
- Kitty0706 - JapanCommercials; minus the Nintendo faggotry.
- World of Longplays - Same shit, different channel.
- SuperMarioLogan - If JapanCommercials was a Plushfag, this would be the result.
- Call of Duty - A game he will never play.
- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Buttertroll
- Virgin
External links
- Japancommercials4U2 - His current account.
- His Super Mario Wiki account which he blanked in 2014.
- ZOMG EMULATORS R ILLEGAL!!!1
The following links are only visible if you sign in with an account:
- Lol Facebook
- His "girlfriend", Celia Lyons.
- His Mommy.
- some fag who tried to impersonate Anthony, and failed.
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