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{{Spoiler|You will [[dying alone|die, broken and unloved]], in an apartment littered with [[Pocky]] wrappers, [[fat|pizza boxes]], fat porn and cheap anime figurines who will witness your last desperate moments with unseeing plastic eyes!!!1}} | {{Spoiler|You will [[dying alone|die, broken and unloved]], in an apartment littered with [[Pocky]] wrappers, [[fat|pizza boxes]], fat porn and cheap anime figurines who will witness your last desperate moments with unseeing plastic eyes!!!1}} | ||
[[image:needfriends.jpg|thumb| | [[image:needfriends.jpg|thumb|180px|right|If you feel lonely, go out and [[Chris-chan|express yourself]]!]] | ||
'''Loneliness''' is [[angst]] caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially [[retarded]], they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of [[furries]], [[Scientologists]], [[gay]]s, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected [[comic]] books, have since found the [[Internets]], and are now busy writing clumsy [[slash]] for their [[fursona]]s on [[LiveJournal]]. | '''Loneliness''' is [[angst]] caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially [[retarded]], they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of [[furries]], [[Scientologists]], [[gay]]s, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected [[comic]] books, have since found the [[Internets]], and are now busy writing clumsy [[slash]] for their [[fursona]]s on [[LiveJournal]]. | ||
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==Existentialism: Loneliness as philosophy== | ==Existentialism: Loneliness as philosophy== | ||
{{quote|A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe.}} | {{quote|A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe.}} | ||
Loneliness suffered by paranoid intellectuals. | Loneliness suffered by paranoid intellectuals. | ||
==Gallery | ==Gallery== | ||
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Image:Otaku_dinner.jpg|[[Mai Waifu|No more awkward dinner conversations! yay!]] | |||
File:lonelypillow.jpg|The Ronery Pirrow... | File:lonelypillow.jpg|The Ronery Pirrow... | ||
File:Lonelywomen.jpg|...and its female counterpart. | File:Lonelywomen.jpg|...and its female counterpart. | ||
File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg|And a special edition version for [[ | File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg|And a special edition version for [[Bronies|My Little Pony fans]]. | ||
File:Eww.jpg|For those who are really [[sick|desperate]]. | File:Eww.jpg|For those who are really [[sick|desperate]]. | ||
File:Cummingonfigurine.gif|What lonely people do every night. | File:Cummingonfigurine.gif|What lonely people do every night. | ||
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File:Pleasure_Fish.jpg|What lonely people do. | File:Pleasure_Fish.jpg|What lonely people do. | ||
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==Symptoms of Loneliness== | ==Symptoms of Loneliness== | ||
Revision as of 04:23, 12 September 2012
Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of furries, Scientologists, gays, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have since found the Internets, and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.
Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, as well as to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.
If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.
Existentialism: Loneliness as philosophy
Loneliness suffered by paranoid intellectuals.
Gallery
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What lonely people do.
Symptoms of Loneliness
- Owning an anime DVD
- Buying wishlist items for camwhores
- Being a camwhore
- Collecting plastic crap
- Excessive fatness
- Excessive fapping
- Using Fake Your Space
- Being an attention whore
- Using the internet to fill the void that is your social/love life
- Having a waifu.
- Playing Second Life because your first one sucked.
People who are Lonely
People who are Especially Lonely
- Emo people
- Furries
- Prince Jeremy
- Atimon
- Jonmon
- Chris-chan
- Aspies
- 16 year old girls
- The population of Second Life
- People who are left alone.
- Nadine Schweigert - She married herself.
- Love shys
- /b/
- /v/
- 4chan in general.
- Weeaboos
- Sankaku Complex users
- fags
- You
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